I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).
This is a little graphic for those of te who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)
1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous
2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy
3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling
4. Edward has a temper
5. Though there are no Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL
6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile
7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella
8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them
9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)
10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 secondi after seeing Bella only bite her lip
11. Tanya is a bitch
12. Rose is the coolest badass ever
13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere
14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re Leggere a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: o Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]
15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story o a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I Amore you” before sex
16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 secondi before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids
17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella Barbie and always takes her shopping against her will
18. No matter how long the story is o what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips
19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her da Alice o Rose
20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with Musica and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits
21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon
22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.
23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick
24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.
25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah
26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme
27. They always rip condoms with their teeth
28. At one time o another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”
29. The autore will almost always sneak in at least one book o movie quote
30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out da Edward watching her sleep
This is a little graphic for those of te who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)
1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous
2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy
3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling
4. Edward has a temper
5. Though there are no Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL
6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile
7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella
8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them
9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)
10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 secondi after seeing Bella only bite her lip
11. Tanya is a bitch
12. Rose is the coolest badass ever
13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere
14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re Leggere a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: o Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]
15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story o a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I Amore you” before sex
16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 secondi before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids
17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella Barbie and always takes her shopping against her will
18. No matter how long the story is o what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips
19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her da Alice o Rose
20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with Musica and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits
21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon
22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.
23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick
24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.
25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah
26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme
27. They always rip condoms with their teeth
28. At one time o another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”
29. The autore will almost always sneak in at least one book o movie quote
30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out da Edward watching her sleep
That is a not easy choice for Bella,espically face Edward and Jacob.
Edward is like an antiquated and gentlest brand,such as link.
But Jacob,who is new arisen,just like link.
That is really a difficult choice for Bella.
Feeling?Emotion?What is the measurement?
Woman is very strange,includig Bella.They want to be loved,and want a happy ending with her prince.Eactly,that person should be everyone's prince.
To go along with feeling is not always right.
May be we could know what is her finally choice in the ending.
Edward is like an antiquated and gentlest brand,such as link.
But Jacob,who is new arisen,just like link.
That is really a difficult choice for Bella.
Feeling?Emotion?What is the measurement?
Woman is very strange,includig Bella.They want to be loved,and want a happy ending with her prince.Eactly,that person should be everyone's prince.
To go along with feeling is not always right.
May be we could know what is her finally choice in the ending.
Renesme's POV
After hours of weeping, I stopped walked over to my dresser and threw a maroon giacca on, I then put my hair up with a rubber-band knowing it would hurt my hair later. I was going to sneak out, I slipped on some Converse and made some recordings on my laptop, So if mom o dad try to come in I would have something recorded. I had 5 recordings set. 1: "No thanks" 2:Go away!" 3: I dont want to talk right now sorry" 4: Im not hungry. 5:I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed. It was pretty corny but eh what else can I do? I thought. When i was all done I slipped out my window and jumped to the ground. When I was sure no one was watching I dashed off in the direction of Alice's house.
After hours of weeping, I stopped walked over to my dresser and threw a maroon giacca on, I then put my hair up with a rubber-band knowing it would hurt my hair later. I was going to sneak out, I slipped on some Converse and made some recordings on my laptop, So if mom o dad try to come in I would have something recorded. I had 5 recordings set. 1: "No thanks" 2:Go away!" 3: I dont want to talk right now sorry" 4: Im not hungry. 5:I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed. It was pretty corny but eh what else can I do? I thought. When i was all done I slipped out my window and jumped to the ground. When I was sure no one was watching I dashed off in the direction of Alice's house.
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don't te ever wonder what your life would be like if your boyfriend was a vampire? i do every giorno there are a few things that i know for sure:
1. they will never get old.
even when te are thirty they will still look young.
2. they will never cheat on you.
It is to risky for them to cheat on te because te know there big secrete that they are vampires!
3. they will be able to defend te and protect te for ever.
no one could ever touch te o hurt te again he could defend te from all danger.
reads successivo months for the downsides of having a vampire boyfriend.
1. they will never get old.
even when te are thirty they will still look young.
2. they will never cheat on you.
It is to risky for them to cheat on te because te know there big secrete that they are vampires!
3. they will be able to defend te and protect te for ever.
no one could ever touch te o hurt te again he could defend te from all danger.
reads successivo months for the downsides of having a vampire boyfriend.
"Twilight" stella, star Robert Pattinson thinks co-star Kristen Stewart is a natural at playing a vampire in "Breaking Dawn."
Kristen Stewart, who is Robert Pattinson's rumored girlfriend, finally gets to unisciti the Cullen clan and do a little fighting of her own in the highly anticipated final installments of the "Twilight Saga," and Rob thinks she's doing a great job.
Pattinson, who stepped out at Sunday nights Golden Globe Awards looking as handsome as ever, told MTV that the vibe on set is different when Kristen is a vampire.
While fan can't wait to see Stewart as a blood sucking vampire, the wait will be a long one. The first installment of "Breaking Dawn" isn't set to hit theaters until November, with the part two following one anno later. Hopefully più foto and inside looks at the movie will be released to the "Twilight" hungry fans, who just can't seem to get enough of the vampire series.
Kristen Stewart, who is Robert Pattinson's rumored girlfriend, finally gets to unisciti the Cullen clan and do a little fighting of her own in the highly anticipated final installments of the "Twilight Saga," and Rob thinks she's doing a great job.
Pattinson, who stepped out at Sunday nights Golden Globe Awards looking as handsome as ever, told MTV that the vibe on set is different when Kristen is a vampire.
While fan can't wait to see Stewart as a blood sucking vampire, the wait will be a long one. The first installment of "Breaking Dawn" isn't set to hit theaters until November, with the part two following one anno later. Hopefully più foto and inside looks at the movie will be released to the "Twilight" hungry fans, who just can't seem to get enough of the vampire series.