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I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).


This is a little graphic for those of te who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)



1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella

8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them

9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)

10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 secondi after seeing Bella only bite her lip

11. Tanya is a bitch

12. Rose is the coolest badass ever

13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere

14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re Leggere a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: o Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]

15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story o a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I Amore you” before sex

16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 secondi before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids

17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella Barbie and always takes her shopping against her will

18. No matter how long the story is o what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips

19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her da Alice o Rose

20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with Musica and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits

21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon

22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.

23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick

24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.

25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah

26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme

27. They always rip condoms with their teeth

28. At one time o another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”

29. The autore will almost always sneak in at least one book o movie quote

30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out da Edward watching her sleep
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today is the big giorno every little girls dreams of.my little girl is getting married.if i could cry i would.
Edward finally forgave Jacob for taking her away.but i could tell it wasn't easy for him to do it.i stood bye him the whole time holding is hand to gave him strength.
"Bella , can te come here for a minute?"that was Alice it was time to put on my dress i was nothing special this time .this time a was just a proud mother .
"yeah I'm coming Alice ."
"quickly please we have one ora to get te and Nessie ready."
"okay okay"i said.when i walked into the bathroom Alice was waiting with a outfit...
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Bella’s POV

    I didn’t know how much later it was. It seemed like two minutes. Then I heard Aro’s voice saying, “Bella, wake up. You’re home.”
    I opened my eyes. We were in front of the Cullen’s house. I was overjoyed. But wait, there was something off. The lights were off just like when they left. Did they leave?
    “Where is everyone?” I asked.
    “I don’t know. Their scent is almost four months old,” Aro said.
    “They must have went looking for me,” I said....
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Since Leggere Twilight, I like most of you, have become addicted to Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. (or the thought of their existence). The idea of a Amore like Edward and Bella’s is so intriguing its how Meyer has kept us enthralled for years. After finishing Breaking Dawn and The Host, I have finally found something to feel the void as we wait for Twilight to hit the theaters.

    I have been working in the movie industry for almost a anno now and with that come perks. I am able to view Film and Televisione shows before they hit the mainstream. The other giorno a new series from HBO called True...
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A THOUSAND YEARS


Heart beats fast
Colors and promises
How to be brave
How can I Amore when I'm afraid to fall
But watching te stand alone
All of my doubt suddenly goes away somehow

One step closer


I have died everyday waiting for you
Darling don't be afraid I have loved you
For a thousand years
I'll Amore te for a thousand more

Time stands still
Beauty in all she is
I will be brave
I will not let anything take away
What's standing in front of me
Every breath
Every ora has come to this

One step closer


I have died everyday waiting for you
Darling don't be afraid I have loved you
For a thousand years
I'll Amore you...
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If you're a diehard Twilighter, te might wonder just how different New Moon the film is from the book. Below, are 20 ways the movie deviates from Meyer's tome – and works all the better for it.

Twilight scribe Melissa Rosenberg faced an enormous challenge adapting Stephenie Meyer's 500+ page novel for the screen, but it's clear that the filmmakers chose to remain steadfastly faithful to Meyer's book. Still, for fans, New Moon should feel just authentic enough to drive it toward an enormous opening weekend. So how do Rosenberg's additions, changes, and omissions from the text affect New Moon...
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