-Renesmee-
When I woke up, sunlight streamed down through the window and Jacob was snoring in the corner.
I got up, and headed for the bathroom.
da the time I was done showering, Jacob was still asleep. I realised just how tired he really must have been. I dressed quietly and headed downstairs to start making breakfast. I grimaced as I pictured what I used to think of as breakfast.
I really should have seen this one coming; it was so Emmett.
I opened the fridge and screamed before I sprinted to the bathroom just in time to throw up.
When I was done with the unpleasant business, Jacob was standing behind me, concern written all over his face.
"Renesmee?" he asked. "What happened?"
"Go. Look. In. The. Fridge," I hissed.
Confusedly, he looked. He walked out the back door and came back ten minuti later, in which I'd taken the opportunity to brush my teeth.
I rested my forehead against the cool glass of the mirror. Blood. Ew. The thought brought on another wave of nausea, and I tried to think of something else. Anything else.
When Jacob came back, he was grinning. I asked him, weakly, why, and he replied that Emmett was currently being held in a headlock da Rosalie, who would've most likely done it for my sake rather than Jake's.
When I woke up, sunlight streamed down through the window and Jacob was snoring in the corner.
I got up, and headed for the bathroom.
da the time I was done showering, Jacob was still asleep. I realised just how tired he really must have been. I dressed quietly and headed downstairs to start making breakfast. I grimaced as I pictured what I used to think of as breakfast.
I really should have seen this one coming; it was so Emmett.
I opened the fridge and screamed before I sprinted to the bathroom just in time to throw up.
When I was done with the unpleasant business, Jacob was standing behind me, concern written all over his face.
"Renesmee?" he asked. "What happened?"
"Go. Look. In. The. Fridge," I hissed.
Confusedly, he looked. He walked out the back door and came back ten minuti later, in which I'd taken the opportunity to brush my teeth.
I rested my forehead against the cool glass of the mirror. Blood. Ew. The thought brought on another wave of nausea, and I tried to think of something else. Anything else.
When Jacob came back, he was grinning. I asked him, weakly, why, and he replied that Emmett was currently being held in a headlock da Rosalie, who would've most likely done it for my sake rather than Jake's.
10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming te have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the attraversare, croce and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming te have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the attraversare, croce and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.
And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?
1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.