Torturing Felix

Emmett :: Here te go. One Gianna. Now let my games go!

Bella :: *fake cough*

Emmett :: te better not hurt my babies.

Me :: Excellent *trying to imitate Mr. Burns* Now throw her in the cage!

Emmett :: *walks over and unlocks cage* Where do te buy these cages anyways? It might come in handy for handling the mutt.

Me :: Oh no te didn't. te do not make fun of the dog! *takes out lighter*

Emmett :: That isn't a threat to me anymore.

Me :: Are te sure? *takes out bag of games*

Emmett :: No! Please not that!! Anything but that!!

Me :: Okay... I will spare your games today. Now keep patrolling.

Emmett :: *leaves*

Heidi :: I can not believe we are still here. Jane burn her and let's get out of here!

Jane :: Don't tell me what to do! *burns Heidi* I am Jane and I am better.

Aro :: Jane dear... I hope te know the point of it is to escape. Not kill each other.

Jane :: Sorry master Aro but do not domanda my ways. I want to torture Heidi before escaping!

Aro :: Whatever te wish.

Heidi :: *rolling on floor shouting*

Me :: That looks hurtful...

Jane :: Do te want to try? *staring at me, stops hurting Heidi*

Me :: *shakes head* No thanks.

Jane :: *shrugs and continues to burn Heidi*

Caius :: Jane will te please stop hurting Heidi and start hurting... this.

Marcus :: Isn't Bella protecting her?

Caius :: Your right... ciao little girl? Can I borrow te laptop for a second. I need to give te my email just so we won't lose contact when we escape.

Me :: Oh yeah... good point. Put Alec's too. *hands laptop*

Caius :: *typing*

Bella :: *starts to get drowsy and loses shield power for a minute*

Caius :: Burn Jane Burn!!

Jane :: *burning that girl*

Caius :: Who's going to type now?

Alec :: Hand it over! *takes laptop and types*

Volturi :: *break bars and starts to run away*

ViAnne :: Oh no te don't!

Jane :: What the... Alec are te Scrivere this?

Alec :: No... that girl took it away!

Me :: te do not talk about your future wife like that! ViAnne! Now!

ViAnne :: *takes out lighter and lights Felix's shirt*

Felix :: *girly squeal and trying to put of the fire*

ViAnne :: Hehe *lights another piece on fire*

Felix :: Ahhh!!! Stop it!!

Me :: Give me Alec first.

Felix :: Alec's not mine!!

Me :: *takes my torch and lights some più of Felix*

ViAnne :: Are te trying to kill him?

Me :: Nope. I just want Alec. *laughs evilly*

ViAnne :: *joins my evil laughter*

Caius :: Stop your laughter! It's killing me!

ViAnne :: più than this lighter? *shows the fire*

Caius :: Mwahahaha?

Me and ViAnne :: *smiles*

Felix :: Oh my gosh!! A vampire that will die if they're in flames is getting burnt here!

ViAnne :: Then where's your warning label?

Alec :: Huh?

ViAnne :: The warning sticker. The one that says Caution: Flammable.

Alec :: We don't have one.

ViAnne :: Well if te did we'd be più careful. *burns Felix*

Gianna :: *throws water on Felix*

Felix :: *smoke rising and sighs in relief* Thank te so much.

Me :: Where'd te get that water?

Gianna :: Over there. *points to sign that says Bucket full of water. Throw on Alec if I accidentally get him on fire*

Me :: I should stop labelling my stuff so good.

Felix :: *grabs ViAnne and I da our shirt* te will never touch me o another Volturi member with fuoco EVER again. te got it??

Me and ViAnne :: *nods*

Felix :: Good. *drops us*

ViAnne :: Now what happens when we burn Gianna... *advances on Gianna*

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Well say thank you. I gave te another chapter. I think I'll be updating this story più xP

te can still be apart of the Torturing the Volturi until Alec is mine gang! Just tell me your name and your in!

This weeks special guest ;; ViAnne aka Tipsy Vixy from fanfiction. :D Sorry for small parts!

If I don't get requests your going up again ;P