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Bella: This is nice…I think we’re bonding!
Rosalie: Yeah, but we’ve already bonding tons.
Alice: Rose is right…but now we’re *whispers* pregnant *back to normal voice*
Rosalie: Good point, Ali. *smiles and takes a sip of Alice’s blood*
Alice: *sees her* Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are te drinking that?
Rosalie: *rolls eyes* Duh, I’m pregnant too.
Bella: Hey, so am I!
Alice: Yeah, well then let me get più for you…don’t drink mine! *leaves*
Bella: Thanks, Cupcake!
Alice: Yeah, Belly…BRB!
~Inside Emmett’s Game~
(key: virtual rosalie-VR…virtual emmett-VE…virtual bella-VB…virtual edward-VED…virtual alice-VA…virtual jasper-VJ)
A baby- *crying*
VB- I think the baby needs fed. I will go feed it now.
VE- Good Idea, Isabella. Good Idea.
VB- Thank you. I will be back. *goes to feed baby*
Edward: Whoa, Whoa, wait! Who’s baby is that?
Emmett: *looks over at him* It’s Bella and J-
Edward: *screaming* JASPER’S?!?
Emmett: Kidding...it’s your’s…chill dude.
Edward: Don’t tell me what to do…But…thanks…go…
~back to the game~
VED- Where did my wife go? I need to discuss the new baby’s name with her.
VA- She went to feed Carla.
VED- Oh…thank te Alice.
VJ- *walks downstairs from upstairs; holding baby and a toddler is beside him* Hello, family.
VB- What they said. *breastfeeding Carla*
VJ- Alice, Gregoray wants you. *points awkwardly points to toddler*
Emmett: Did te figure it out yet?
Edward: *nods* I think so…so I’m a dad?
Emmett: Yup. Everyone is. And a mom.
Edward: How many kids do I have?
Emmett: te have 3…Carla, Joann and Lake…and Bella’s pregnant… *does close up of Bella* See…a bump.
Edward: THREE?!? Holy Crap.
Emmett: Haha…you guys were…busy. Ok…Jazz and Ali have 6: Gregoray, Tori, Monna, Zack, Freska, and Joe.
Emmett: Wait for it…Rosa always wanted a million kids so we have TWELVE…plus she’s pregnant with triplets: Emma, Courtney, Jylo, Taque, Hayley, Serena, Katherene, Frank, Yazzy, Nellie, Akazar, and Tiana.
Edward: te guys got a little fierce.
Emmett: *snickers* Just a bit.
~Back to the game~
VR- *screams and clutches huge belly*
Real Emmett: Uh-oh…looks like te get to see virtual Rose in labor!
VE- *holding Akazar; jumps up and runs to Rosalie* Are te having the baby?
VR- Yes…please help.
VE- Edward, please call 911.
VED- Of course, brother…I am doing that. *calls*
VB- *screams like Rosalie did and clutches stomach*
VED- Isabella! Are te having the baby, too?
VB- Yes, I am. Keep Calling 911.
VED- I’m calling as fast as I can, hun.
VB- Ok…thank you.
VR- Yes, thank you, Edward.
VED- te are welcome. *speaking in phone* Thank you.
VE- Are they coming? Soon?
VED- Yes, they are, Emmett.
VR- *gives birth to one of the babies*
*outside there is a mini sim 3 ambulance*
ambulanza People- *take Bella & Rosalie to the hospital*
~Back to Reality~
Edward: My virtual wife is in labor?
Emmett: Si…Aren’t te happy?
Emmett: Good…but we have to wait…wanna screw around with virtual Alice?
Edward: I think I’ll pass and check on the real girls!
Emmett: Whatever floats your butt…
Edward: Em, it’s it’s boat.
Emmett: *thinks for a second* Naw, I’m pretty sure it’s ‘butt’, Ed.
Edward: It’s boat. It’s always been boat. It’ll always be boat…not butt.
Emmett: Nope, I learned butt from Alice when she got mad at me.
Edward: *sighs and rolls eyes* Well, duh, she was mad at you…she told te wrong.
Emmett: No, I don’t think so.
Edward: Whatever, Emmy…enjoy your kids.
Emmett: Don’t forget your’s.
Edward: And mine…*leaves*
~With Alice in the kitchen~
Alice: *getting blood from the vase labeled: Turkey*
Edward: *walks in* Why do te have three cups?
Alice: *screams and turns around* *stuttering* B-b-b-because…
Edward: No, no, no…*runs upstairs to where Belal & Rosalie are*
Alice: *slides down the side of the bacheca and cries* Crap. I’m so dead.
Rosalie: *laying upside down on Alice’s bed* I don’t get why he didn’t let his mom in though, baby.
Bella: His mom is mean to him, Pop. That’s wh-
Edward: *breaks down door-screaming* YOU’RE PREGNANT TOO?!?
Bella & Rosalie: *gulp*
Emmett: Congratulations, Ed! te had a boy! I named it Mason!
*thanks for reading! DRAMA! Wow, 12 kids! Haha…aww Mason!*