A Youtube Script:
*episode twenty-one*
*Worms with Water*
Emmett: *nods* fine…now I’m positive I heard Jazz scream…maybe we should check on him.
Bella: Me too…*snickers* Sorry Al, but his scream kinda sounded like a girl.
Alice: I noticed that…I wonder why?
Edward: *rolls eyes* Sure.
Alice: Oh, Edward! Get over it…you’re going to be a dad!
Bella: *not very happy* Uh, yeah…lighten up, Edward.
Edward: *mumbling* Sure.
Alice: *rolls eyes* Ignore him, Bells, he’s just a boy.
Bella: Sure.
~With Jasper~
Emmett: *runs in* *sees him in the hot tub* Dude, what the crap?
Jasper: *stuttering* W-w-w-worms!
Emmett: *laughs* Worms? *walks over to the hot tub* *screams like a girl*
Jasper: *stuttering* T-t-told you!
Emmett: *girlie voice* HELP!
~With Rosalie, Alice, and Bella~
Rosalie: Dude…I think that was Emmy.
Alice: And Jazz…we better sposta it up, girlie’s.
Rosalie: Yeah…let’s get going.
Bella: Yup.
~All the kids walk into Emmett&Jasper’s screaming*
Alice: What’s wrong?
Emmett: *scared* WORMS! INFESTED WITH WORMS!
Bella: *confused* what are te talking about, Emmett?
Rosalie: Oops?
Emmett: What did te do, Rosalie?
Rosalie: I had some help…
Emmett: What did te do to the room?
Rosalie: Ah…I was sort of mad so I sorta kinda had….Alice and Bella trash it.
Alice&Bella: What?!?
Emmett: *in shock* te did it?
Alice: No…well yes…but it was Rose’s idea and Bella had nothing to do with it!
Emmett: *turns to Rosalie* ROSALIE!?!
Rosalie: *starts crying* Yeah, it was my fault…I was mad…and angry and te were all hopped up on Brownie Amore and wasn’t paying any attention to me.
Jasper: *still scared of the worms* te DID THIS?!?
Rosalie: I’m sorry. *still crying/runs upstairs*
Emmett: *mad at himself* Crap…I hate it when she does this!
Jasper: Let her alone. She deserves to be in pain.
Emmett: NO SHE DOESN’T; I DO!
Jasper: *gets out of hot-tub* whatever.
Emmett: I’ll be back. I have to fix this. *leaves*
==Bella’s Phone Vibrates==
R- I luv u guyz.
B- TNX, but y r u telling me…I no u luv me.
R- I’m running away.
B- Rose, plz don’t.
R- I have 2. Every1 hates me. Luv u-tell Ali.
B- U can’t leave, rose…u made me get pregnant!
R- And I’m srry. I luv u…bye.
B- …
*Bella’s P.O.V*
No reply.
Why wasn’t she replying?!?
She really left!
No…
*done thinking*
Bella: *getting ready to cry* Ali, can I talk to you?
Alice: Sure. *to Jasper & Edward* Guys, Bella and I are going to talk. We’ll be back.
Edward: K. See te later.
~With Bella and Alice~
Alice: So, what did te wanna talk about?
Bella: *starts crying* *hands phone w/ message from Rose* Read it.
Alice: *reads it* NO! NO! NO!
Bella: We have to get her back here!
Alice: Let’s roll.
Bella: *takes cell back and looks for pocket* Ugh, I don’t have a pocket…lemme’ change…
Alice: We don’t have time…she could be in Florida da now!
Bella: *sighs* fine.
==they leave==
Edward: *walks over to Bella’s phone* Hmmm…who was she texting?
Jasper: *walks out* what are te doing?
Edward: *going through Bella’s stuff on her cell* Yo, check this out.
Jasper: Check what out? *walks over to him* OH MY GOD! Go back…to Bella’s one to Rosalie.
Edward: Ok…*goes back to that one and reads out loud* U can’t leave, rose…u made me get pregnant!
Jasper: Oh my god...then she must’ve gotten Alice pregnant.
Edward: *pacing* I can’t take this…this is not happening...this isn’t good. I have to get out of here!
Jasper: So do I! But we have to get Emmett before he gets to Rosalie.
Edward: Yeah, let’s go.
~END! ~
*thanks for reading; I created this and I’m mad at Edward! Help!*
*episode twenty-one*
*Worms with Water*
Emmett: *nods* fine…now I’m positive I heard Jazz scream…maybe we should check on him.
Bella: Me too…*snickers* Sorry Al, but his scream kinda sounded like a girl.
Alice: I noticed that…I wonder why?
Edward: *rolls eyes* Sure.
Alice: Oh, Edward! Get over it…you’re going to be a dad!
Bella: *not very happy* Uh, yeah…lighten up, Edward.
Edward: *mumbling* Sure.
Alice: *rolls eyes* Ignore him, Bells, he’s just a boy.
Bella: Sure.
~With Jasper~
Emmett: *runs in* *sees him in the hot tub* Dude, what the crap?
Jasper: *stuttering* W-w-w-worms!
Emmett: *laughs* Worms? *walks over to the hot tub* *screams like a girl*
Jasper: *stuttering* T-t-told you!
Emmett: *girlie voice* HELP!
~With Rosalie, Alice, and Bella~
Rosalie: Dude…I think that was Emmy.
Alice: And Jazz…we better sposta it up, girlie’s.
Rosalie: Yeah…let’s get going.
Bella: Yup.
~All the kids walk into Emmett&Jasper’s screaming*
Alice: What’s wrong?
Emmett: *scared* WORMS! INFESTED WITH WORMS!
Bella: *confused* what are te talking about, Emmett?
Rosalie: Oops?
Emmett: What did te do, Rosalie?
Rosalie: I had some help…
Emmett: What did te do to the room?
Rosalie: Ah…I was sort of mad so I sorta kinda had….Alice and Bella trash it.
Alice&Bella: What?!?
Emmett: *in shock* te did it?
Alice: No…well yes…but it was Rose’s idea and Bella had nothing to do with it!
Emmett: *turns to Rosalie* ROSALIE!?!
Rosalie: *starts crying* Yeah, it was my fault…I was mad…and angry and te were all hopped up on Brownie Amore and wasn’t paying any attention to me.
Jasper: *still scared of the worms* te DID THIS?!?
Rosalie: I’m sorry. *still crying/runs upstairs*
Emmett: *mad at himself* Crap…I hate it when she does this!
Jasper: Let her alone. She deserves to be in pain.
Emmett: NO SHE DOESN’T; I DO!
Jasper: *gets out of hot-tub* whatever.
Emmett: I’ll be back. I have to fix this. *leaves*
==Bella’s Phone Vibrates==
R- I luv u guyz.
B- TNX, but y r u telling me…I no u luv me.
R- I’m running away.
B- Rose, plz don’t.
R- I have 2. Every1 hates me. Luv u-tell Ali.
B- U can’t leave, rose…u made me get pregnant!
R- And I’m srry. I luv u…bye.
B- …
*Bella’s P.O.V*
No reply.
Why wasn’t she replying?!?
She really left!
No…
*done thinking*
Bella: *getting ready to cry* Ali, can I talk to you?
Alice: Sure. *to Jasper & Edward* Guys, Bella and I are going to talk. We’ll be back.
Edward: K. See te later.
~With Bella and Alice~
Alice: So, what did te wanna talk about?
Bella: *starts crying* *hands phone w/ message from Rose* Read it.
Alice: *reads it* NO! NO! NO!
Bella: We have to get her back here!
Alice: Let’s roll.
Bella: *takes cell back and looks for pocket* Ugh, I don’t have a pocket…lemme’ change…
Alice: We don’t have time…she could be in Florida da now!
Bella: *sighs* fine.
==they leave==
Edward: *walks over to Bella’s phone* Hmmm…who was she texting?
Jasper: *walks out* what are te doing?
Edward: *going through Bella’s stuff on her cell* Yo, check this out.
Jasper: Check what out? *walks over to him* OH MY GOD! Go back…to Bella’s one to Rosalie.
Edward: Ok…*goes back to that one and reads out loud* U can’t leave, rose…u made me get pregnant!
Jasper: Oh my god...then she must’ve gotten Alice pregnant.
Edward: *pacing* I can’t take this…this is not happening...this isn’t good. I have to get out of here!
Jasper: So do I! But we have to get Emmett before he gets to Rosalie.
Edward: Yeah, let’s go.
~END! ~
*thanks for reading; I created this and I’m mad at Edward! Help!*
Golden brown eyes, like hardened syrup in a pool like shape of a continuance lifetime of some burdened sadness.
Lifeless he is, like a beautiful statue, numb to the world around him.
Only the silent whispers of feeble minds he hears.
The red seductive toxin running through their veins, of which he hungers for… his ‘own personal brand of heroin’.
His thirst for normality is torturous to his eternal, tormented soul.
A secret torture for this masochistic lion,
This old face holds many secrets, some unable to tell but all not forgotten.
Lifeless he is, like a beautiful statue, numb to the world around him.
Only the silent whispers of feeble minds he hears.
The red seductive toxin running through their veins, of which he hungers for… his ‘own personal brand of heroin’.
His thirst for normality is torturous to his eternal, tormented soul.
A secret torture for this masochistic lion,
This old face holds many secrets, some unable to tell but all not forgotten.
Danie turned into a blob of mela, apple sauce, then shape-shifted back into a human. "There" She said.
"Hey Erin! So I see te got my text."
"Yeah! Congrats! te have to tell me all about this Parick."
"No, te tell me about te being part of the Volturi."
"How did te know?"
"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."
"What does that have to do with it?"
"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."
"Ok, how did te find out?"
"Your friend Alice told me."
"Oh,ok. Yeah, so te know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."
"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't te tell me?"
"I wasn't ready to yet."
"Erin, te are my best friend; I tell te everything, te should tell me the same."
"Ok,sorry."
"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."
"Ok, let's go."
Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".
"Hey Erin! So I see te got my text."
"Yeah! Congrats! te have to tell me all about this Parick."
"No, te tell me about te being part of the Volturi."
"How did te know?"
"Well me being a vamp and everything, I get one power which is shape-shifting."
"What does that have to do with it?"
"Oh nothing I just needed to tell you."
"Ok, how did te find out?"
"Your friend Alice told me."
"Oh,ok. Yeah, so te know my dad is Aro and my little sister is Jane."
"I didn't even know that!" Alice said."Why didn't te tell me?"
"I wasn't ready to yet."
"Erin, te are my best friend; I tell te everything, te should tell me the same."
"Ok,sorry."
"It's fine. Now come on, let's go shopping for your friend's big day."
"Ok, let's go."
Two hours later, Alice, Erin, and Danie were still roaming around when they found the "perfect dress".
The 22-year-old Twilight stella, star recently sat down with E! Online and dished on the upcoming film and what exactly he thought was weird about it all. “Sometimes te feel uncomfortable Leggere this thing [the book] and I think a lot of people would feel that it is…and in the same way it’s kind of voyeuristic. It’s kind of like a sick pleasure…It’s really honest, really, really honest and that’s kind of what’s weird about it.”