posted by myau
10: Jumb in front of a car and scream "Save me Edward!".
9: Send him Amore letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.
8: Constantly think about baciare Bella. Run!
7: Lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella.
6: Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
5: Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
4: Make him go out with te to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.
3: Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
1: Don’t think.
Oh... one più thing.... RUN!!!