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Article by 2468244 posted più di un anno fa
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*by Stephenie Meyer*



TWILIGHT - chapter 22 - HIDE-AND-SEEK


The minuti passed and Edward's arrival grew closer. It was amazing how every cell in my body seemed to know he was coming, to long for his coming. That made it very hard. I found myself trying to think of excuses to stay, to see him first and then make my escape. But I knew that was impossible if I was going to have any chance to get away.
Several times Alice offered to go get breakfast with me. Later, I told her, not yet.
I stared at the arrival board, watching as flight after flight arrived on time. The flight from Seattle crept closer to the superiore, in alto of the board.
And then, when I had only thirty minuti to make my escape, the numbers changed. His plane was ten minuti early. I had no più time.
"I think I'll eat now," I detto quickly.
Alice stood. "I'll come with you."
"Do te mind if Jasp comes instead?" I asked. "I'm feeling a little..." I didn't finish the sentence. My eyes were wild enough to convey what I didn't say.
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Article by Isabellaashley posted più di un anno fa
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Stewart had some apprehensions about shooting that scene. She didn't want the scenario of two teens, one being a vampire who happens to be many years older than his facade of 17, deciding to marry one another to look silly o unbelievable.

"Well, to decide you're gonna marry someone at 18 is a pretty hefty decision," she told MTV News from the red carpet of the premiere of her new movie, "The Yellow Handkerchief." "And I didn't want to look stupid. I didn't want it to look like kids getting married. te know what I mean?"

Stewart detto she had to find an emotional spazio that allowed her to make a teenage engagement seem plausible. "I wanted to be, like, 'Oh! Wow! I would say yes too!' te know what I mean? So I don't know how te do that. te try to do it for real, and it felt good. I hope it turned out alright."
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Article by Isabellaashley posted più di un anno fa
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Well now, here is some rather odd news, Muse will no longer be on the Eclipse soundtrack! Whaaaaaaat? Yeah, here are the details and I must say I am a little surprised! What will the Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. do while they play baseball now?!:

"Nah, it's gone," Howard tells us -- just a few months after he quipped to MTV: "We might even do something for the third one. How about that for a scoop?"

The news is surprising dato the band is pals-y with Eclipse's director, David Slade (he helmed loads of Muse's early videos), and possibly pals-ier with Stephenie Meyer (there's even a foto of lead singer Matthew Bellamy cozying up to Twilight's dark-ish mistress on Muse's official site).

"Oh, it’s nothing to do with Stephenie, she’s totally cool," says Howard, beginning to explain how Muse have potentially broken their Twilight hat-trick. "It’s the people in the movie business, completely outside of the writers and the creative types, the non-creative types I suppose are the people who are quite hard to deal with in Hollywood, so it didn’t work out."
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Opinion by emmett posted più di un anno fa
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*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,

So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. te know same old, same old.

Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in Amore with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will te come home to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have te ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s camicia and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!
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Opinion by emmett posted più di un anno fa
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10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.

9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.

8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.

6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie detto Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.

3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.

2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.

And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?

1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” da The Police. When she asks why the hell te did it, say that she reminds te of Roxanne.
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Opinion by emmett posted più di un anno fa
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10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black

10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.

9. Call him a spazio heater.

8. Tell him that Cani make good pets, not good partners.

7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim te have imprinted. Say te Amore him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.


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Opinion by emmett posted più di un anno fa
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10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen

10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.

9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.

8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.

7. Try to stab him through the cuore with a stake.

6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.

5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.

4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.

3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.

2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.

And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?

1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”



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Opinion by emmett posted più di un anno fa
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10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen

10. Tell him only to address te in a cute English accent.

9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.

8. Ask if blondes really do have più fun.

7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.

6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.

5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.

4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Amore thy enemy to death?

3. Leap out from behind the scrivania, reception in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.

2. Call him McSteamy o McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”
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Opinion by emmett posted più di un anno fa
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10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen

10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.

9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when te want to have them, what genders te want them to be, etc.

8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?

7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse. Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor. Dreamy”

6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher o pedophile.

5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with latte and hand back the final product, claiming it’s a caramello milkshake.

4. Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle – then smudge lipstick on Carlisle’s camicia collare and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reaction.
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Opinion by emmett posted più di un anno fa
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10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan

10. Ask about Mike.

9. Ask about Eric.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that te and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her te are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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Opinion by emmett posted più di un anno fa
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10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale:

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming te have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close make your fingers into the sign of the attraversare, croce and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

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Opinion by emmett posted più di un anno fa
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The 10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi

1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!

2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.

3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell “That’s not what te told me!”

4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.

5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that te heard it from Jane.

6.Tell Aro he has a fan girl stalking him.

7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , “The power of christ compels you!”

8. Shine a flashlight at him. When he doesn’t sparkle call him a phoney vampire.

9.Buy Aro a $50 gift card to taco bell. When he says he can’t use it pretend to be cuore broken.

THE BIGGEST WAY TO ANNOY ARO!

10.When te touch Aro make sure te think of yourself covered in blood and ask him if he wants you.

Oh, yeah! We are not responsible if te get seriously hurt and, o die...that's your problem...not ours...okay, have a happy giorno annoying Aro though!
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Opinion by emmett posted più di un anno fa
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10 Ways to Annoy Charlie cigno

10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob o Mike.

9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.

8. Decorate his handcuffs with rosa pizzo and fiori the call the station requesting to speak with Chief cigno Princess.

7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.

6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys da Inner cerchio and I Shot the Sheriff da Bob Marley in the background.

5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.

4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
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10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen

10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

9. Tell her if she was just a few centimeters shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever te can.

7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When te go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.

3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what te will be doing in five minuti every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.


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Fan fiction by emmett posted più di un anno fa
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te look gorgeous, Alice." Esme Cullen smiled her pearly-toothed smile as she squeezed Alice's hand reassuringly. "Thank you, Esme." She responded politely. Rosalie passed quietly, only pausing a few secondi to make sure that the wedding dress didn't have any flaws. This time, Rose merely smiled, then hugged Alice quickly. "Don't worry. Everything will go splendidly." She walked out to the aisle and sat successivo to Emmett, who waved and gave Alice a thumbs-up.

Alice barely noticed Carlisle walk up behind her. "Hello, Alice." He said. "You look lovely." She grinned and took a deep breath. That was when the Pianoforte Musica began. "Dun, duh, dunuh, dun, grigio, dun dunuh…" Carlisle put his arm out. "Shall we?" Alice took his arm, and they walked out into the church. Alice felt all of her worries dissolve, as she saw her family and, although few, family friends, sitting in the pews, smiling up at her.

Then, she saw Jasper. He looked fantastic in his black suit. Alice let one small sigh escape her lips as she reached where he stood. She faintly heard him say something; too low for a human to hear, but just loud enough for a vampire's ears....
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Opinion by badvamps posted più di un anno fa
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these are things emmett cullen should never do no offense to emmett fan
1. dress as Campanellino and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice rosa is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. o drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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Opinion by Hellohoudini posted più di un anno fa
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superiore, in alto Box-Office Teens

Forbes - March 12, 2010 9:18 PM PS

Daniel Radcliffe was just 11 years old when he played Harry Potter for the first time in 2001's "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." It was the young actor's first major role, and for better o worse, it has come to define him. When the series ends in a few years, it will be difficult to see Radcliffe as anything but a grown-up Potter.


He's making grown-up money for the last two installments of Warner Bros.' huge franchise: $20 million per film. The studio was happy to pay him -- the "Harry Potter" films have earned a total $4.3 billion at the box office so far.

That makes Radcliffe and his co-stars Emma Watson (Hermione) and Rupert Grint (Ron) the teens with the biggest hauls at the box office.

Studios Amore finding teen talent. Young actors (except Radcliffe) always earn far less than an adult would. Kids Amore to see Film featuring teens, and those kids will go see Film più than once and stock up on film merchandise.
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Article by iluvPrinceMJ213 posted più di un anno fa
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Actress. Born March 2, 1981, in Los Angeles, California. Bryce Dallas Howard is the oldest of four children born to movie director Ron Howard and his wife, actress Cheryl. Like her three younger siblings, Howard's middle name comes from the city where she was conceived.

From an early age, Howard, who attended the renowned Stagedoor Manor Performing Arts camp in the Catskills region of New York state with close friend Natalie Portman, knew from an early age she wanted to be an actress. Exposure helped, and Howard is no stranger to the showbiz profession. She is the third generation of her family to act. Her grandparents, Rance and Jean Speegle Howard, both took to the stage. So did her father Ron, who was cast in his first movie when he was just 18 months old. Her uncle Clint, Ron Howard's brother, is an actor as well, and she is also the goddaughter of Henry Winkler, who co-starred with her father in the ABC sitcom, Happy Days.

Just as Ron Howard's parents were careful in keeping his childhood years as normal as possible, Bryce's parents were also cautious about their children getting too close to the Hollywood limelight too soon. As a result, Bryce...
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*This clothes are ridiculous
*You need bigger hight heels
*I Put all your new clothes on the roof
*Jasper told me that te are not good at sex
*you would be perfect for the role of the dwarf in Snow White
*Jasper told me he thinks I'm hot
*Esme told me that I'm her preferito daughter
*Your power is useless, the visions change
*I think Jane is taller than you
*Your hair looks like a scopa
*Bella hates you
*What was your human mother name?
*I donated your new clothes to Jacob and Sam
*Edward told me that when Charlie first saw te he thought that te were Bella's 8 years old cousin
*Last night Emmett and I had sex in your car and broke it
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Fan fiction by kiwi12 posted più di un anno fa
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Alice

Jasper and I talked all night long. In all the visions I'd seen of him, he'd never laughed and rarely smiled. Now, he only frowned once. I had been wondering what the successivo few hours would hold. "Jasper I'm going to take a look ahead." I warned him. I looked for several minutes. Nothing major. No one was coming near until dawn. I checked a few hours into the successivo giorno as well. I saw myself telling Jasper about the Cullens. I decided to watch his reaction, but another vision came unbidden. Jasper was going to shake me, rather vigorously. Why would he do that? When was he going to do it?

Suddenly, I was pulled from my vision. Jasper was shaking me, trying to bring me back. I was relived that the shaking wasn't going to be out of anger. I didn't know why he was doing it but it wasn't anger. I clutched his hand and he stopped immediately. His face became horrified "I'm sorry" he offered quietly. His sincerity could not be doubted. "I forgive you" I offered, equally sincerely "But why did te do it?" He hung his head, obviously ashamed. Reaching up on tiptoes, I placed my hand under his chin and lifted his head so that he was looking into my eyes....
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Opinion by shannon9396 posted più di un anno fa
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Jacob Black
10. “So is Forks driving te insane yet?” (Page 122)

9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)

8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)

7. “So do te think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives o what?” (Page 126)

6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)

5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)

4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)

3. “Can te believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)

2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)

1. “So, should I tell him te detto to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)
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Jacob in new moon
10. “Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear.” (Page 138)

9. “Okay, but if you’re going to get picky like that, te have to average in size, too. You’re so small, I’ll have to knock ten years off your total.” (Page 146)

8. “Here’s to responsibility. Twice a week.” (Page 164)

7. “They’re just cliff diving, Bella. Recreation. La Push doesn’t have a mall, te know.” (Page 171)

6. “I swear, they’re like hall monitors gone bad.” (Page 173)

5. “Why are te apologizing for bleeding?” (Page 188)
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. “Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, te might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good.” (Page 200)

3. “So what are we doing tomorrow? Hiking o the ER?” (Page 203)

2. “I told him te were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence.” (Page 209)

1. “Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?” (Page 321)
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Jacob in eclipse
10. “Sure, sure, I’ll stop da your crypt after school.” (Page 78)

9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t enjoy it at all though.” (Page 239)

8. “I’m useless these days, no wonder Billy’s always gone. I’m so boring.” (Page 326)

7. “I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have te sweating in no time.” (Page 490)

6. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if te took your clothes off.” (Page 491)

5. “Does my being half-naked bother you?” (Page 216)

4. “Go fetch a spazio heater. I’m not a St. Bernard!” (Page 289)

3. “It’s enough of a pain to carry the shorts around with me, let alone a complete outfit. What do I look like, a pack mule?” (Page 216)

2. “Did te seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” (Page 119)

1. “Next time te want to hit me, use a baseball bat o a crowbar, okay?” (Page 335)
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Jacob Black
10. “He’s brave. Ribelle - The Brave as te are. Didn’t pass out o throw up o anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. te should’ve seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless.” (Page 495)

9. “How much blood would it take to keep her going? At some point, would they start trotting in the neighbors?” (Page 271)

8. “He was right – she was beating herself up about hurting his feelings. The girl was a classic martyr. She’d totally been born in the wrong century. She should have lived back when she could have gotten herself fed to some lions for a good cause.” (Page 187)

7. “I’d been planning to take off and get some Z’s, but the chance to ruin Rosalie’s morning seemed too good to pass up.” (Page 323)

6. “I’m getting older here, Bella. Okay, not technically, but te get the idea.” (Page 435)

5. “You know how te drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.” (Page 271)

4. “See. Charlie. Afterwards. See Charlie when she’s all sparkly white with the bright red eyes. I’m not a bloodsucker, so maybe I’m missing something, but Charlie...
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Emmett Cullen
10. “Eerie, isn’t it?” (Twilight Pg. 387)

9. “You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here te are, red-faced just like always.” (New Moon Pg. 26)

8. “It doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose” (New Moon Pg. 498)

7. “I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.” (New Moon Pg. 26)
6. “I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much più fun with te around” (Eclipse Pg. 93)

5. “Fall down again, Bella?” (Eclipse Pg. 342)

4. “You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 69)

3. “So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought te two had knocked it to rubble da now. What were te doing last night? Discussing the national debt?” (Breaking Dawn pg. 490)

2. “Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded da horse-sized wolves.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 745)
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