hehe

I mean I understand if someone hates a crazy,neurotic Twilight fan,but to think about Natale as something as a good chance to insult and quote "piss off" Twi fan,I find it nothing but ridiculous.
Look at this:
"Hate Twilight? Want to piss off a Twilight fan this xmas? Stop by
www.planetneonbunny.com and buy one (or more) of our Twilight mocking
t-shirts, £10 each plus reasonable worldwide shipping.Make their xmas lousy!"

Seriously,isn't Xmas suppose to be about Amore and sharing with your loved ones?Well obviously not anymore.This is what I see as obsessed Twilight hater,if te hate something...

My newest and secondo fanfic.Pairing is Emmett/Alice.All human at the beginning.Hope te like this one.Oh and I dedicate the entire story to Paramore-CSI aka Pringles!

Luv ya for Leggere
xoxo bree xoxo

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Once Upon A Time....



Chapter One




Alice POV






I opened my eye's, and gazed out the window.Thankfully last nights rain had stopped.This was wonderful!Almost as if it were another sign that Emmett and I belong together.Today is such a big giorno in our relationship.Today is our One anno Six mese aniversary.I pratically jumped fom my letto and ran to my...

100 ways to annoy the Cullen’s.

1.) Take Jasper to an African American Support center and tell everyone there his full name.

2.) Talk in a really bad Texas ancient when around Jasper.

3.) Tell Carlisle that Esme has been having an affair with Aro Volturi

4.) Dangle Alice's preferito pair of shoes over your head when te are standing on the opposite side of the boundary line.

5.) Fill Edward's iPod with rap songs

6.) Fill Emmett’s with classical

7.) Tell Alice that Jasper looks at porn

8.) Pay ten guys to look at Rosalie and go "Ewe"

9.) Spray paint Edward's car pink

10.) Tell him it was Alice's idea...

Nightfall Chapter 22: Tail Between Their Legs (Jake's POV)

I heard Nessie screaming for me as glass rained down around me, falling over the shocked vampires…well all but Alice and Edward who knew that it was coming. Edward pulled Bella behind him protectively blocking the shards of glass from so much as grazing her. I snorted at that like it was necessary Bella could take care of herself now. Edward smirked at me, no doubt assessing my thoughts the look on his face seemed to say, “Like te wouldn’t do the same if it were Nessie, dog.” Well, he was right but he was still ridiculous....

**SNEAK PEEK**
This is just a sneak peek the rest will not be writen untill i finish ''My Midnight Sun'' Enjoy and tell me what u think!

Edwards POV
THE WOODS
''If that's what te want.'' I could hear the tears amergeing in her voice. I wanted to kill myself right then and there for causeing those tears. I leaned forward,and kissed her forhead for the last time. Then i took off.Not takeing one look back. 'It's for her safety.' I thought to myself. Even though I just tore my whole life apart. It was still about her.And always will be. The wind blew da me with a chance to go back. It blew hard even...

chapter 4

I woke up, and Carlisle was in the room.
"Bella" he detto in relief.
"Where..where am I?" I stuttered. I looked and I couldn't reconginse the room.
"Bella.." Carlisle detto questionly. "you're in our house, in the lounge room.
I loked around and saw that I was. "Okay" I caught my reflection in a mirror. I had stitches down my face, and when I turned, I saw that there were long rows of più stitches down my back as well.
"Carlisle, what happened to me?" I asked, unable to make sense of the black lines of stiching.
He hesistated. "Well, when te were in the room, Edward-"
I cut hm off "Edward!...

Chapter 8: not a sweet life
I woke up with Damien's arms tightened around my naked chest.ewww eww eww eww, I swear I’ll kill him! i slid myself out of his grasp and flew to my closet I quietly wore something to escape from him while I was putting on my jeans I was thinking of some place where Damien cant find me, I really couldn’t think of any where so I grabbed my bag and headed to the door hope fully Damien was still sleeping I opened the door and quietly closed it behind me I rushed to my car when jasper interrupted me
-Bella what's wrong? Your so scared and worried.
Not a good timing please...

Edwards pov before and when he has married bella


Bella must look wonderful. The dress i saw in Alices thoughs was amazing, not that i mean to look.
i cant help but think how lucky i am, Bella keeps telling me that she is the lucky one, but
i dont believe her. Oooh, how i crave her!! Her lips, the way her hair curls into ringlets,
how she bites her small, square nails. Everything about her is amazing, she s just what i need
to keep me hanging on throughout the successivo few eternities, and after that, forever! I need to
see her, Alice has kept her away from me for the past week, doing every little thing...

Name: Rosalie Hale

Type: Vampire

Special Ability: None

About Them: Born Rosalie Lillian Hale, Rosalie Hale is the adopted daughter of Esme and Carlisle Cullen, adoptive sister of Edward, Alice, and Jasper, and wife of Emmett. Rosalie throughout the libri acts as the sister of Jasper and that they are Esme’s niece and nephew. Gorgeous even compared to other vampires, Rosalie acts and looks like a model. She is mean to Bella due to jealousy of her being human, and not wanting Bella to choose a life as a vampire. Rosalie is known for being vain and self centered. She wishes to be human and have...

Dear Diary
alright well i had a dream the other night.
i'm sitting in my room it's 12:00 and i'm still up thinking about the wedding. "hey bells!"
i jump when i hear jakes voice from the other end of my room.

"o ciao jake wat r u doin here?"

"o nuthin. i was just really bored nd i just thought i'd come see te considering that tonight is your last night as bella."

"well te know edward might not change me right after the wedding i mean maybe later. who knows i might even come back from the honeymoon still human."he flinched at the word honeymoon.

"haha maybe."

"well wat's the gossip on the pack?"...

1. "True Amore can blind te but at the same time if te let it, it can also open your eyes."
-Unknown
2. "Love and electricity are one in the same, my dear. If te do not feel the jolt in your soul every time a baciare is shared, a whisper is spoken, a touch is felt, then you're not really in Amore at all."
-C.J. Franks
3. "Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius."
-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
4. "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
-Aristotle
5. "I have found the paradox that...

Disclaimer ;; I got this idea from Stephaniiie's-Number-1-Fan. :D
Introduction!

Me :: Hello everybody!

Marcus :: Why are we here?

Me :: Well... I kidnapped you...

Marcus :: Why?

Me :: Becuase... *falls to ground in pain*

Alec :: Jane... stop torturing the girl.

Jane :: The HUMAN girl. Why do we need an explaination?? I need a snack.

Me :: AHHH!!!

Alec :: *numbing Jane*

Me :: Thank te Alec.

Alec :: *nods*

Me :: Now... let's be mates.

Gianna :: *slaps me upside the head*

Me :: Ow... Why did I bring te anyways??

Gianna :: Becuase I rock.

Everyone :: *rolls eyes*

Me :: Shut up everyone!

Aro :: Young girl... please...

Chapter 18
I opened my eyes I was not were I was before I fainted I was somewhere dark I could recognize the scents I was in italy!how did I get here
-oh dear Bella te finally are awake!we didn’t know if we will see te vampire alive again!
He came closer looking at my shocked and confused face then alec came in
-oh Bella your awake!
He came closer and hugged me like he was my best friend o something I didn’t want to offend him so I hugged him back
-what's going on?
I asked as I was pushing alec away
-oh Bella te were sleeping here for 100 years!and now te finally woke!
-i fainted for a 100...

I spent the whole night thinking about the note warning me about the Volturi and who could have sent it. And who was in my room. But I came up with nothing. I read the note again to see if I recognized the handwriting but I didn't. One thing was for sure that who ever it was knew me way to well. Specially now that they had all my stuff from the future. "What are te thinking about?" I jumped off my letto ready to run if it was the Volturi and gasped.

Out of no where Aunt Alice shows up in my room. "Sorry. Did I scare te Taylor? she asked "Ya te did. But it's fine. I thought te were Edward...

[while unpacking]

I am absentmindedly arranging my books.I have many books,i Amore reading.actually it takes 4 bib boxes for all of my books.

"you have many books" edward said.that brought me back to reality.

"what?" i asked

"i detto te have so many libri and it looks like te have a beautiful book collection"he said

"ahhhh......ok" i said

"bella,bella te have so many clothes ,ten boxes so far"alice detto while jumping up and down.

"what?!"i asked confused,i told mrs. meyer before i leave not to send all of my clothes.

"we will be best Friends ,because te are like me i can see it now we will go shopping...

11. Twinge


He road with me to the Elementary school. He talked about the game and I laughed. He was a great Player, he told me about the scholarship and how it all when away with one spit bone. I got to the school a bit late, Mrs. Martinez eyes Kevin anxiously and she told me about the rose sent to Alison today. I just nodded my head and introduce Aly to Kevin.

“Alison Love, I want te to meet my friend Kevin” I was holding her; she smiled at him and looked at me.

“Hi Kevin” she detto in her sweet voice. She would say it to new people and grandpa when she wanted something. I shook my...

In all my hundred years o so of my life. I finally meet the girl of my dreams and she was new to Forks. The shocking part was that I couldn’t read anything she was thinking plus she smelled so beautiful. She smelled like strawberries every giorno because of her shampoo. When I saw her face in person, I instill fell in Amore with her and I knew right there and then that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. Bella and I got married on August 13th, 2004. She was beautiful that day. We had a baby girl that I Amore to death. Her name is Renesmee. She looks just her mother, her brown eyes,...

Ignornace

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Chapter Six: Let The Flames Begin...Oh Glory
~PART TWO: I'm Sitting All Alone Feeling Empty~
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I watched as Jake was pulled to his feet, mouth duck-taped shut, hands tied behind his back. As I watched, a ramen grabbed me da the hair and looked directly into my eyes.
"Lovebirds?" He chuckeled then. "Too bad te didn't make it!"
I felt my hand be tugged behind my back, tied together with rope. And then I felt a ramen removing the gear and weapons, adding a a cavity cerca to the lista also!
"Hands, hands! Watch the hands!"...

He got ready in a secondo and we were at my house's door. We got in his Volvo and he started driving with a crazy speed he always drove.

-Can te please drive slower?!

He chuckled and increased his speed.

-I detto slower... not faster!

Once he saw my red face he decreased his speed and that was the moment I felt relaxed.

-Why are te angry today, love?

I turned my head to the window and preferred to say nothing, but I heard his whisper while he said: If I could read her damn mind, Everything would have been easier!

We were both angry now but after five minuti of silence he got my hand in his' and...

BUT THEN I had to look away fromm the beautiful boy because the teacher was calling my name i was bearly avaible to answer him then from the corner of my eye i saw that the boy had also turn around.
my head was spinning i took deep breaths tryng but not suceeding to calm myself
who was that why he has to be so beautiful
finally the campana, bell rang i get up wanting to run to the successivo class but someone was infront of me well a bunch of boys not a single girl and in the bunch of boys the beautiful boy wasnt there...
after that class after class it was the same but i never had another class with the boy...