*You need bigger hight heels
*I Put all your new clothes on the roof
*Jasper told me that te are not good at sex
*you would be perfect for the role of the dwarf in Snow White
*Jasper told me he thinks I'm hot
*Esme told me that I'm her preferito daughter
*Your power is useless, the visions change
*I think Jane is taller than you
*Your hair looks like a scopa
*Bella hates you
*What was your human mother name?
*I donated your new clothes to Jacob and Sam
*Edward told me that when Charlie first saw te he thought that te were Bella's 8 years old cousin
*Last night Emmett and I had sex in your car and broke it
I really just wanted to put this out there, How many of te would like to read about the honeymoon from Edwards perspective? I have alot of stories running around in my head but I think they would not be for anyone under the age of 16, due to the sensitive content. Also I was wondering if te would like to see it from Bella's point of view. I don't want to offend anyone so please give me some feedback. I chose 16 as that is the legal age in most countries, let me know. Sorry if I have offended anyone with these domande there was no offence intended. I was just curious.