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This is from the book nightlight. This book is a funnier version of twilight.

Chapter 1 first look

The hot Phoenix sun glared down on the car windowsill where my bare, pallid arm dangled shamelessly. My mom and I were both going to the airport, but only I had a ticket waiting for me, and that ticket was one-way.
I had dejected, brooding expression on my face, and I could tell from the reflection in the window that it was also an intriguing expression. It seemed out of place, coming from a girl in a sleeveless, lacy superiore, in alto and campana, bell bottom jeans (stars on the back pockets). But I was that kind of girl-out...

-Edward-

Eventually, they drove off, Renesmee had no idea where they where going, to spend the successivo 48 hours in a car.

One thing I did not like about this wedding, besides the obvious, was having to eat. Human food. Disgusting.

Although all the other Cullens and the Denalis had to suffer the human torture as well, it was difficult to forgive Renesmee for insisting on the most ridiculously extravagent Cibo line-up I hope I will never need to face. Ever. For the rest of conceivable eternity.

The main thing that irritated me most of all, about Jacob imprinting on my daughter, was that I'd seen...

I took a deep breath. What would happen to her now? What would Aro o Cauis do to her if they found out I’m helping the Cullens? Do they know already? Is that the reason they took Nessie without telling me? Is Nessie’s safety più important than my very own twin’s welfare?

They seemed to be waiting for the rest of my story so I continued.

“Being half-human and half-vampire and having no gifts, Vivienne was useless to them. te know Aro very well. He only has eyes for the gifted. She was treated like a mere servant. My father and Jane ignored her…” I squeezed my eyes tight and balled...