The Totally Unofficial Edward Cullen Answering Service
Vampgeist Creative Media
Philadelphia, PA 19149
Dear Utterly Overheated Twilight Fan:
Yours is roughly the ten thousandth letter our office has received asking for details o contact information for the vampire of the moment, Edward Cullen from the Twilight series. We have been asked everything from what is his personal cell phone number to whether is he accepting wedding proposals and almost anything te can imagine in between.
Normally we work to promote communication between our visitors and our clients. But in this case, I hate to break...
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