Helen's lunch speech

(Helen goes on superiore, in alto of the Café and sets the microphone up for her to speak and everyone are snickering quietly.)
Helen: Excuse me everyone, I have an announcement to make. Festus and I are making changes of the lunch menu this week. This week, we'll be eating an entree that I researched to everyone's diet in this school. This week, we'll be serving Miss Milly Lily's Low Fat East Philly Chili!
Everyone: (laughing)
(Cut to the lunch tavolo where Tori is sitting with her sister and Friends while laughing)
Jade: I'm supposed not to care about it but this is funny! (Laughing)
Beck: I'm sorry! (Laughing)
Cat: (laughing) So funny!
Robbie: I'm laughing so hard, I'm wetting my pants off! (Laughing)
Rex: (laughing)
Trina: This is so stupid! (Laughing)
Helen: Stop laughing right now! Miss Milly Lily does not deserve such treatment! She is our respected culinary community in Cincinnati!
Andre: (laughing) I'm dying of laughter because of this!
Tori: I know! (Laughing)
Sikowitz: (chuckles) Good times.

The End!