Stage Fighting
Cat: So let's hear your horn!
André: Yeah, play that funky music, white girl.
Tori: te know I'm half Latina.
André: Then hit it, muchacha!

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Tori: Oh great, so she gets an A-, and I get a broken eye and a black nose.
André: I think te meant--
Tori: I know what I meant.
Cat: My dog has a black nose. It's so cute, it's like a baby meatball.
André: Meatballs are brown.
Cat: YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME! [angrily takes her drink and walks off]
Tori: ...You want half her sandwich?
André: Mm-hmm. [they both take half the sandwich, panino Cat had before she left]

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Derek: Is that mac and cheese?
Tori: Who cares?!
Derek: Just wanted to know if it was mac and cheese...
Jade: [comes in and looks at Tori. The two stare at eachother for a few seconds] ...I don't get it.
Tori: What?
Jade: I know Andre told te that I faked everything. The blood, the black eye...what is that, mac and cheese?
Derek: Looks like it, right?