Two people sit, straitjacketed in a dark room in an unknown location. Neither of them remember a thing, only that they are both adamant that it was the other one's fault for this situation.

Bp: Dammit, Wantadog, te bastard! I knew I shouldn't have listened to you! I could be sitting at home with a nice bottle of sake right now.

Wantadog: No, it was your fault, Bp! If te hadn't stolen that cop's hat, ran down the strada, via yelling 'blue murder' and 'pig', then stolen caramelle from a baby, all while wearing your mutande over your trousers, this would never have happened.

Bp: Oh, wait, I did do that, didn't I? Well, te shouldn't have kept puring my sake shots all night then and I wouldn't have done that. te know what I'm like when I'm drunk...

Wantadog: Unfortunately... hence why we always end up in situations like this.

Bp: Hey! You've contributed to getting us in these situations, too.

Wantadog: Like when?

Bp: Like when te caused that whole ruckus on the Clan War and chased Rangiku, while holding a bottle of sake.

Wantadog: That was you...

Bp: Was it? Well, what about when te used to always initiate that Fourth bacheca and make me lose stuff?

Wantadog: Yeah, but that never got us into a situation like this.

Bp: Well... I dunno. I'm out of ideas here. How about we plan a daring escape?

Wantadog: Right, because one of your plans couldn't possibly go wrong, right? *voice dripping with sarcasm*

Bp: I don't wanna be in here, though! te plan it, then.

Wantadog: Fine. If it will shut te up and get me away from you, then I guess I have no choice. Activate, Absurd Suggestion!

Bp: Ah... are te sure that's a good idea?

Wantadog: It's my ultimate ability, Bp. I have to use it. I'll bang on the door, then when someone comes, I'll use it to make them let us out and free us.

Bp: *sighs* I hope this works.

Wantadog: It will. Now go bang on the door, as loudly as te can.

Bp: Why me?

Wantadog: Because te got us into this mess.

Bp: Fine... okay, let's go! * walks over to door and bangs really loudly and annoyingly for several minutes, until someone yells from behind the door*

Person: Hey! Stoip that banging right now!

Wantadog: Absurd Suggestion! I suggest that te let us out of here, so we can go home. My friend is mentally retarded and needs his meds.

Person: Okay. Hold on. *opens the door*

Wantadog: Well, that was surprisingly easy... okay, let's go, Bp. We need to get your meds!

Bp: ........

*Outside mental institute, Bp and Wantadog look sideways at each other*

Bp: Well, your plan worked.

Wantadog: Exactly! Now, we go get your meds.