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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we will be looking at Dead Rising. Dead Rising is a game where te kill zombies........... Okay, I should be più specific. Dead Rising is a game where te kill zombies, get survivors to safety, level up, kill psychopaths, and find out the truth of what happened. It's a pretty fun game series, in my opinion. Now, lets take a look at the bosses
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Carlito
This guy is the main villain of the game... Such a sad thing since they really didn't add any build up. They mostra he is the main villain in the first actually mission of the game. I do like his role as a villain however... But, as a boss, he is either too fucking easy, too fucking cheap, o pretty much just there to get in your way. te fight him three times in the game. The first time, he is shooting te with a submachine gun... and it is actually easier then te think. Just keep shooting and wait for him to die. The secondo time, he is shooting te with a sniper rifle, and it does a lot of damage, and this comes early in the game, so your probably below level 10, so yeah... you'll probably die at least once. The third and final fight just has him driving after te in a truck... Shame he drives like a sixteen anno old drunk on a Friday night... who also happens to be blind, because he crashes into a lot of walls... Also, te can pretty much destroy this truck with everything... Even a samurai sword.... I don't get it
Score: 5/10

Boss: Convicts
These guys really don't have a name, but goddamn are they scary. They are always driving around the park area, so it makes getting survivors across a pain, and, no matter how many times te kill them, they come back. They never fucking die... Until the end of the game for some reason. Though, they are pretty cool, because they do bind three different attacks at once. Still... Be careful when escorting survivors through there, because they could die in seconds
Score: 7/10

Boss: Cletus
Here is the face of being 100% fucking cheap. This guy owns a gun store, so he has an unlimited amount of ammo, and his shotgun can knock te down, and when te get up, te get shot again. And again. And again. Also, if te don't kill him in time, he will heal ALL of his health, so you'll have to damage him again. So, just be prepared to throw your controller on the ground while saying "Well, that was fucking cheap"
Score: 1/10

Boss: Adam
Holy hell, this guy is real freaky. Adam is pretty much a clown that juggles chainsaws, breathes fire, throws knives, and blows balloons that explode. This guy is actually a pretty cool boss... Though, after te beat him.... Its pretty gruesome... If te can stand lots of blood, just watch it on Youtube o something. Its too much for me to talk about here
Score: 8/10

Boss: Steven
Oh, God, this guy made me laugh for some odd reason. te really never expected a grocery store manager to go insane and kill people... Well, here te go... A grocery store manager that went insane and kills people. Also, this is a pretty awesome guy.... but sadly, the fight is super easy because his attack can be easily avoided, and if te do get hurt, this is health everywhere, so it is impossible to die. Sorry, Steven. Your super hilarious, but as a boss, te could do better
Score: 5/10

Boss: Cliff
This guy is one o the best bosses I'e ever seen in ay game. This guy uses the entire room to his advantage and he can attack te with bombs, machete, and pretty much his skills he got in the war. Also, I like how he really isn't crazy, but just angry over a loved ones death. Not a lot of those in the Dead Rising games these days
Score: 10/10

Boss: Isabella
This girl is the sister to the main villain... which explains why her fight is just as shitty. All te do is TRY to hit her, but just get run over da her goddamn motorcycle, and the only way to actually hit her is to get to higher ground and shoot her... Why do these bosses even exist
Score: 4/10

Boss: Hall Family
This is another three person boss fight. Thankfully, once they're dead, they stay dead. They pretty much only shoot te with sniper rifles. When te actually get near them, they just run off like cowards. Though, its hard to actually shoot them, because they'll shoot te before te can even do anything. Get used to it, it may take a while
Score: 3/10

Boss: Jo
This is a boss that actually makes me sick, due to her odd attraction to young women... Its goddamn sickening... But, this is about the boss fight, so your stuck in a small room... She's slow as hell.... te can easily kill her... Please, lets just sposta on. She makes my want to vomit
Score: 2/10

Boss: Sean
This guy is pretty much a cult leader whole kills people to achieve salvation... Also, for someone who is i his 60s, he is actually hard. He can do all sorts of things with a sword. Let me remind you, this is a 60-something-year-old man who can swing a sword like he was one of the 3 Musketeers. Also, why the hell does his cult have to wear goblin masks and raincoats. He doesn't even look like them... oh well
Score: 8/10

Boss: Paul
This guy is way too hard to hit. He runs all over the place like Sonic the Hedgehog and throws bombs to kill you. te will have a hard time trying to hit him, but at least te can get Molotov's once your done with him
Score: 6/10

Boss: Kent
This guy is pretty much the deffiniton of a prick. All he does i try to mostra he is a better photographer then you, so when te beat him at his own game, he decides to have one last contest, so, te can actually fight him in two ways. te can get there early, and save a survivor, because Kent actually tries to zombifie him, so, when te help the survivor, Kent gets pissed and starts shooting at te and trying to do some sort of Bruce Lee kick. However, if te go there later, he will have already killed the survivor, and will chain te up and get footage of te getting killed da zombies, so te just have to kill him. Also, the fight is pretty fun
Score: 8/10

Boss: Larry
This guy actually doesn't start attacking once the cutscene ends. He just stands there. However, te actually do have to fight him, so just hit him o shoot him o whatever and the fight will start. This guy throws hatchets and even large chunks of meat at you. Also, he has a one hit kill where he places te on a meat hook and stabs te to death. It would be fun, if there wasn't FUCKING MEAT EVERYWHERE TO BLOCK YOUR VISION!!!
Score: 6/10

Boss: Brock
This guy can only be fought on Overtime Mode. te don't have any weapons, so te have to fight him with your bare fists on superiore, in alto of a tank with hundreds of zombies below... Yeah, its one of those climactic hand to hand fights... And it's fucking AWESOME!!! This is something games should have. Metal Gear has done it in the past, and it worked well... Who says it can't work anywhere else
Score: 9/10

So, those are the bosses. Some good, some bad. Overall... It's pretty good. The boss for this articolo goes to Cliff for using the area well and for having an interesting fight. That's it for this review. I will see te all successivo time on Boss Bits
complessivamente, generale Boss Score: 7/10
 Carlito
Carlito
 Convicts
Convicts
 Cletus
Cletus
 Adam
Adam
 Steven
Steven
 Cliff
Cliff
 Isabella
Isabella
 Hall Family
Hall Family
 Jo
Jo
 Sean
Sean
 Paul
Paul
 Kent
Kent
 Larry
Larry
 Brock
Brock
posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walks into the school building) Goddamn, if I have to hear più stupid shit today, I am going to lose my mind (Walks in to see all the students wearing uniforms)
Cody: Hi, sir
Wind: Sir? That isn’t what te usually say. What’s going on
Cody: Didn’t te hear. There is this new guy who came to school. He’s been turning the whole school into some sort of monarchy
Wind: … how the fuck do te know the word “monarchy”, and how come no one told me this
(Flashback)
Wind: (Cellphone rings)
Cody: ciao Wind, guess what
Wind: No
Cody: Okay, bye (Hangs up)
(End of flashback)
Wind: And...
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