Link: Okay, so, what do we do successivo on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are te serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't te find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: te will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where are these kids
Ivan: Hold it right there, boy
Link: Who the hell are you
Ivan: I'm Ivan. I am the leader of the dangerous gang. The Killer Bees.
Link: ..... phhhhhhhhh AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Ivan: Don't laugh at us. Were a dangerous gang.
Link: Oh, sure, what are te gonna do, crap in your training diapers and suck your thumbs
Ivan: No. We'll cut off your fucking dick and force te to eat it.
Link: ..................... Oh
Ivan: Now, if te wanna mess with us, you'll have to deal with the rest of the game. There's Jin
Jin: I'm a crazy redneck.
Ivan: Then Jan.
Jan: I am a transvestite.
Ivan: And finally, Jun-Roberto.
Jun-Roberto: I worship the devil
Link: Wow, what a great cast of characters
Ivan: So, what do te want
Link: te see, an annoying old lady told me a couple of little shits were bothering her... I'm gonna guess that those detto shits are te four, so, I'll ask nicely that te stop... and if te don't accept it, I won't have no trouble in assaulting four minors.
Ivan: Oh, really, what are te gonna do
Jin: He can't do a goddamn thin'
Jan: Even my mom's make-up isn't as shady as him
Jun-Roberto: All hail Satan
Link: Okay, I tried to do it the nice way, now we'll have to do it my way... which is pretty much the hard way
(Later, in Ms. Maries Class)
Ms. Marie: You're back already
Link: Yep
Ms. Maries: Well, did te set a good example to those little kids
Link: I sure did
Ivan: I can't feel my legs.... and that's because he took my legs
Ms. Marie: Well, thank you, young lad. Here is the deed to my private island. It's yours now
Link: Are te fucking serious? I got my own island now. Fuck yeah.. But why
Ms. Marie: I'm going senile and starting to forget where I live..... Where am I?
(Later, on the ship)
Link: Fuck yeah, this is the coolest reward ever. Lets go check out the island
(Later, on the island)
Link: This place sucks
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are te serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't te find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: te will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where are these kids
Ivan: Hold it right there, boy
Link: Who the hell are you
Ivan: I'm Ivan. I am the leader of the dangerous gang. The Killer Bees.
Link: ..... phhhhhhhhh AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Ivan: Don't laugh at us. Were a dangerous gang.
Link: Oh, sure, what are te gonna do, crap in your training diapers and suck your thumbs
Ivan: No. We'll cut off your fucking dick and force te to eat it.
Link: ..................... Oh
Ivan: Now, if te wanna mess with us, you'll have to deal with the rest of the game. There's Jin
Jin: I'm a crazy redneck.
Ivan: Then Jan.
Jan: I am a transvestite.
Ivan: And finally, Jun-Roberto.
Jun-Roberto: I worship the devil
Link: Wow, what a great cast of characters
Ivan: So, what do te want
Link: te see, an annoying old lady told me a couple of little shits were bothering her... I'm gonna guess that those detto shits are te four, so, I'll ask nicely that te stop... and if te don't accept it, I won't have no trouble in assaulting four minors.
Ivan: Oh, really, what are te gonna do
Jin: He can't do a goddamn thin'
Jan: Even my mom's make-up isn't as shady as him
Jun-Roberto: All hail Satan
Link: Okay, I tried to do it the nice way, now we'll have to do it my way... which is pretty much the hard way
(Later, in Ms. Maries Class)
Ms. Marie: You're back already
Link: Yep
Ms. Maries: Well, did te set a good example to those little kids
Link: I sure did
Ivan: I can't feel my legs.... and that's because he took my legs
Ms. Marie: Well, thank you, young lad. Here is the deed to my private island. It's yours now
Link: Are te fucking serious? I got my own island now. Fuck yeah.. But why
Ms. Marie: I'm going senile and starting to forget where I live..... Where am I?
(Later, on the ship)
Link: Fuck yeah, this is the coolest reward ever. Lets go check out the island
(Later, on the island)
Link: This place sucks
TO BE CONTINUED
Oh yeah, it’s time to talk about some character action games, some of the best of the medium, and what better one to start with than the king of them all, Devil May Cry. o rather, the first one, the weird one where Dante was clearly a Blade o Neo rip-off and the camera sucked a dick. Regardless, still an incredibly fun game.
Devil May Cry follows Dante as he goes to kill demon king Mundus on a secluded island consisting of marionettes, shadow beasts, Nelo Angelos and also something about him wanting to fuck a look-a-like of his mother. Allegedly wants to fuck his mother, granted. Now,...
Well, here’s the first of many, many, MANY cavalletta video games that will appear on this list. I’m a big fan of the niche, what can I say? So being one of the later games from their biblioteca that I played, I only saw a few pictures of it and knew it was a cavalletta game. Needless to say, I was sold on the game. And despite it all, I was happy for what I got. Cause damn, Killer is Dead is probably one of the nicer to play cavalletta games out there.
Now, sadly, I never got to finish all the side stuff in this game and didn’t get to experiment with the game much, so sadly, I can’t...
Well, here is a film I was never too proud of when I first watched it. I remember watching this film back in middle school. I heard it was among some of the best slasher films out there, alongside Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And yet, when I watched it, I thought it was really lame and overrated and couldn’t understand what people saw in it. But, after watching this movie years later, and getting a new idea on it, what do I think about it now? Well, on Cultober, let’s take a look at the 1996 slasher classic, Scream
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That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.
Meanwhile, in the tunnels.
Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to arcobaleno Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew:...
