Link: Okay, so, what do we do successivo on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are te serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't te find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: te will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where are these kids
Ivan: Hold it right there, boy
Link: Who the hell are you
Ivan: I'm Ivan. I am the leader of the dangerous gang. The Killer Bees.
Link: ..... phhhhhhhhh AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Ivan: Don't laugh at us. Were a dangerous gang.
Link: Oh, sure, what are te gonna do, crap in your training diapers and suck your thumbs
Ivan: No. We'll cut off your fucking dick and force te to eat it.
Link: ..................... Oh
Ivan: Now, if te wanna mess with us, you'll have to deal with the rest of the game. There's Jin
Jin: I'm a crazy redneck.
Ivan: Then Jan.
Jan: I am a transvestite.
Ivan: And finally, Jun-Roberto.
Jun-Roberto: I worship the devil
Link: Wow, what a great cast of characters
Ivan: So, what do te want
Link: te see, an annoying old lady told me a couple of little shits were bothering her... I'm gonna guess that those detto shits are te four, so, I'll ask nicely that te stop... and if te don't accept it, I won't have no trouble in assaulting four minors.
Ivan: Oh, really, what are te gonna do
Jin: He can't do a goddamn thin'
Jan: Even my mom's make-up isn't as shady as him
Jun-Roberto: All hail Satan
Link: Okay, I tried to do it the nice way, now we'll have to do it my way... which is pretty much the hard way
(Later, in Ms. Maries Class)
Ms. Marie: You're back already
Link: Yep
Ms. Maries: Well, did te set a good example to those little kids
Link: I sure did
Ivan: I can't feel my legs.... and that's because he took my legs
Ms. Marie: Well, thank you, young lad. Here is the deed to my private island. It's yours now
Link: Are te fucking serious? I got my own island now. Fuck yeah.. But why
Ms. Marie: I'm going senile and starting to forget where I live..... Where am I?
(Later, on the ship)
Link: Fuck yeah, this is the coolest reward ever. Lets go check out the island
(Later, on the island)
Link: This place sucks
TO BE CONTINUED
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are te serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't te find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: te will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where are these kids
Ivan: Hold it right there, boy
Link: Who the hell are you
Ivan: I'm Ivan. I am the leader of the dangerous gang. The Killer Bees.
Link: ..... phhhhhhhhh AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Ivan: Don't laugh at us. Were a dangerous gang.
Link: Oh, sure, what are te gonna do, crap in your training diapers and suck your thumbs
Ivan: No. We'll cut off your fucking dick and force te to eat it.
Link: ..................... Oh
Ivan: Now, if te wanna mess with us, you'll have to deal with the rest of the game. There's Jin
Jin: I'm a crazy redneck.
Ivan: Then Jan.
Jan: I am a transvestite.
Ivan: And finally, Jun-Roberto.
Jun-Roberto: I worship the devil
Link: Wow, what a great cast of characters
Ivan: So, what do te want
Link: te see, an annoying old lady told me a couple of little shits were bothering her... I'm gonna guess that those detto shits are te four, so, I'll ask nicely that te stop... and if te don't accept it, I won't have no trouble in assaulting four minors.
Ivan: Oh, really, what are te gonna do
Jin: He can't do a goddamn thin'
Jan: Even my mom's make-up isn't as shady as him
Jun-Roberto: All hail Satan
Link: Okay, I tried to do it the nice way, now we'll have to do it my way... which is pretty much the hard way
(Later, in Ms. Maries Class)
Ms. Marie: You're back already
Link: Yep
Ms. Maries: Well, did te set a good example to those little kids
Link: I sure did
Ivan: I can't feel my legs.... and that's because he took my legs
Ms. Marie: Well, thank you, young lad. Here is the deed to my private island. It's yours now
Link: Are te fucking serious? I got my own island now. Fuck yeah.. But why
Ms. Marie: I'm going senile and starting to forget where I live..... Where am I?
(Later, on the ship)
Link: Fuck yeah, this is the coolest reward ever. Lets go check out the island
(Later, on the island)
Link: This place sucks
TO BE CONTINUED