Komoli: Hey, te want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as te play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can te help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need te to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: te can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than te who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito: Hey, dude
Link: Aaand, I hate te already
Baito: Man. Like, harsh, dude
Link: So, yeah, your here to work for the freaky bird people, right
Baito: Sure am, dude
Link: Also, if te call me dude one più time, I'll cut out your fucking tongue. This isn't the seventies.
Baito: Sheesh. Hard du-
Link: (Grabs the hilt of his sword)
Baito: ..... Sir
Link: That's better. Since I was already rewarded for this job, I'll let te go da yourself.
Baito: te mean I have to get past these boulders, bombs, and broken gaps myself
Link: Yep. And don't hesitate. If me, a twelve anno old kid, can do it, I'm sure a fully grown man can- (Baito gets blown up da bomb) Oh........ Well, I already got paid
(Later, on beach)
Tetra: Well, te didn't take too-
Link: Yeah, great, lets get the fuck out of here
Tetra: Why. What's the ru-
Medley: LINK
Link: OH SHIT, IT'S HER
Medley: Link, I'm so glad to see te again
Link: Sorry, Medley, but, I have to go
Medley: Oh, do te have to> Guess I'll go back to cutting my wrist in the bathroom
Link: Yeah, real shame, come on, Tetra, lets-
Tetra: Link, we need to help everyone. Even her
Link: And how will te do that. I sure as fuck ain't staying here
Tetra: Hmm....... Medley, why don't te come with us
Medley: (Happily) Really
Link: (Scared) Really
Tetra: Yes
Medley: YAY
Link: FUCK
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as te play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can te help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need te to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: te can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than te who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito: Hey, dude
Link: Aaand, I hate te already
Baito: Man. Like, harsh, dude
Link: So, yeah, your here to work for the freaky bird people, right
Baito: Sure am, dude
Link: Also, if te call me dude one più time, I'll cut out your fucking tongue. This isn't the seventies.
Baito: Sheesh. Hard du-
Link: (Grabs the hilt of his sword)
Baito: ..... Sir
Link: That's better. Since I was already rewarded for this job, I'll let te go da yourself.
Baito: te mean I have to get past these boulders, bombs, and broken gaps myself
Link: Yep. And don't hesitate. If me, a twelve anno old kid, can do it, I'm sure a fully grown man can- (Baito gets blown up da bomb) Oh........ Well, I already got paid
(Later, on beach)
Tetra: Well, te didn't take too-
Link: Yeah, great, lets get the fuck out of here
Tetra: Why. What's the ru-
Medley: LINK
Link: OH SHIT, IT'S HER
Medley: Link, I'm so glad to see te again
Link: Sorry, Medley, but, I have to go
Medley: Oh, do te have to> Guess I'll go back to cutting my wrist in the bathroom
Link: Yeah, real shame, come on, Tetra, lets-
Tetra: Link, we need to help everyone. Even her
Link: And how will te do that. I sure as fuck ain't staying here
Tetra: Hmm....... Medley, why don't te come with us
Medley: (Happily) Really
Link: (Scared) Really
Tetra: Yes
Medley: YAY
Link: FUCK
TO BE CONTINUED
???: get in the car Dex
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell te do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did te bring me along!?
???: te figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that te have to bring me with you!
???: in the Film people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would te think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell te do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did te bring me along!?
???: te figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that te have to bring me with you!
???: in the Film people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would te think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!