Link: Man, this job is a lot più fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone da killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears Musica behind waterfall) What is this. The Musica is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good thinking.
Makar: (Sees Link) Hey, what the fuck do te think te are doing here.
Link: Huh? Makar. What are te doing here.
Makar: Trying to listen to my music, obviously (turns up the volume on his radio, blaring loud heavy metal music)
Link: Yeah, that’s great, but I really could care less. Anyway, why are te hiding in this cave anyway?
Makar: What, te think I’m gonna stay up there with that stupid hippy tree? Fuck that.
Link: Yeah, I can’t blame you. Well, it’s been fun, but, I’m lying, it wasn’t. So, I will be going now (Leaves)
(Later, at Forest Haven Potion Shop)
Link: Okay, here is the… What did te say these were again
Potion Salesman: SOULS
Link: Yeah, that. Here they are.
Potion Salesman: (Places items into calderon and laughs evilly)
Link: Yeah, so, anyway, I’ll be taking this thing
Potion Salesman: SOUL
Link: Whatever. I’ll be going now (Leaves)
(Later, outside)
Medley: Wow, Forest Haven sure is beautiful.
Tetra: Yeah, it kinda is.
Medley: Yeah. I wonder what Link thinks
(Meanwhile)
Link: This places fucking sucks
(Meanwhile)
Medley: I bet I could drug him, tie him up, bring him out here, and force myself onto him.
Tetra: …. te have an odd way of getting a guy to like you, Medley.
Medley: I was in an asylum for three years. I wasn’t allowed out of my straightjacket… but I found a way out.
Link: (Comes by) Jobs done here, lets go.
Tetra: Well, okay then, let us go to-
Makar: Hey, wait, te can’t just go without me.
Link: Well, actually we can.
Makar: Please, take me with you.
Link: Why.
Makar: Don’t te ever get tired of having conversations with crazy people.
Link: Well...
(Flashback)
Niko: (With odd accent) I am Niko.
Link: …….. uh……… okay.
Niko: I came here after some crazy stuff happened and such.
Link: And te became a pirate.
Niko: Exactly (Phone rings) Hello
Some Guy: Cousin, we should go bowling.
Niko: FOR THE LAST TIME, ROMAN, I DON’T WANT TO GO BOWLING!
Some Guy: Okay, maybe another time.
(End of Flashback)
Link: Okay, sure, te can come.
Great Deku Tree: Makar, where are you. We need to begin our meditation lessons.
Makar: GET THE PLANT BASTARD AWAY FROM ME!
TO BE CONTINUED
Makar: (Sees Link) Hey, what the fuck do te think te are doing here.
Link: Huh? Makar. What are te doing here.
Makar: Trying to listen to my music, obviously (turns up the volume on his radio, blaring loud heavy metal music)
Link: Yeah, that’s great, but I really could care less. Anyway, why are te hiding in this cave anyway?
Makar: What, te think I’m gonna stay up there with that stupid hippy tree? Fuck that.
Link: Yeah, I can’t blame you. Well, it’s been fun, but, I’m lying, it wasn’t. So, I will be going now (Leaves)
(Later, at Forest Haven Potion Shop)
Link: Okay, here is the… What did te say these were again
Potion Salesman: SOULS
Link: Yeah, that. Here they are.
Potion Salesman: (Places items into calderon and laughs evilly)
Link: Yeah, so, anyway, I’ll be taking this thing
Potion Salesman: SOUL
Link: Whatever. I’ll be going now (Leaves)
(Later, outside)
Medley: Wow, Forest Haven sure is beautiful.
Tetra: Yeah, it kinda is.
Medley: Yeah. I wonder what Link thinks
(Meanwhile)
Link: This places fucking sucks
(Meanwhile)
Medley: I bet I could drug him, tie him up, bring him out here, and force myself onto him.
Tetra: …. te have an odd way of getting a guy to like you, Medley.
Medley: I was in an asylum for three years. I wasn’t allowed out of my straightjacket… but I found a way out.
Link: (Comes by) Jobs done here, lets go.
Tetra: Well, okay then, let us go to-
Makar: Hey, wait, te can’t just go without me.
Link: Well, actually we can.
Makar: Please, take me with you.
Link: Why.
Makar: Don’t te ever get tired of having conversations with crazy people.
Link: Well...
(Flashback)
Niko: (With odd accent) I am Niko.
Link: …….. uh……… okay.
Niko: I came here after some crazy stuff happened and such.
Link: And te became a pirate.
Niko: Exactly (Phone rings) Hello
Some Guy: Cousin, we should go bowling.
Niko: FOR THE LAST TIME, ROMAN, I DON’T WANT TO GO BOWLING!
Some Guy: Okay, maybe another time.
(End of Flashback)
Link: Okay, sure, te can come.
Great Deku Tree: Makar, where are you. We need to begin our meditation lessons.
Makar: GET THE PLANT BASTARD AWAY FROM ME!
TO BE CONTINUED
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK te (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the successivo Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are te still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK te (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the successivo Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are te still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED