windwakerguy430 Club
unisciti
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop


Here we are, the fourth Zelda game on this lista and one that I have heard many people call one of the best from their childhood, and while I didn’t get a chance to play it until much later in my life, when I did play it, I can definitely see why this one was considered a classic da many at the time. Cause damn, Twilight Princess is something else.
Twilight Princess follows Link as he goes on a quest to cerca items dropped da the gods of the kingdom, and then later, shards of the Mirror of Twilight, to stop the evil king Zant and something about Ganondorf, because he can just never leave well enough alone. One thing that a lot of people talked about in Twilight Princess was the darker atmosphere. People detto that Wind Waker was too much of a cartoony kids game and hated it as a result, so Nintendo made Twilight Princess a più serious game. And people hated it cause it was too dark (Goddamnit). But personally, I loved it a lot. The areas te explore are a lot più interesting to me now, from the almost western style of Kakariko Village to the very busy Hyrule castello Town, all areas in the world seem to have più life in them than in precedente Zelda games. And the dungeons are so much più interesting than in any other Zelda game. Some of my preferito dungeons are the Arbiter's Ground for it’s creepy lore, the manor in the snowy mountains for how non-dungeoney it feels, the Sky Temple for being so…. Odd, and that’s just my favorites. All the other dungeons are a lot of fun too (Except Lakebed Temple). But what’s a good Zelda game without good characters, and I think Twilight Princess has the best cast of them. While some characters like Ilia get the short end of the stick when it comes to development, the main cast of characters really get a lot of time to shine. Zant is a really creepy villain, and when te soon realize that he’s just some jobber who was lucky enough to run into Gannon makes him più interesting to me. I know a lot of people were disappointed that he just started screaming and jumping around, but I think it’s really interesting. Oh, and Midna, the fucking best companion in a Zelda game, don’t even try to deny it. te know it’s true, I know it’s true, it’s a goddamn fact of life and don’t te tell me otherwise. And the main gimmick of Twilight Princess is the ability to turn Link into lupo form, where he can see Twilight monsters, talk to animals, and go through crawl spaces, allowing te to use this form to solve a plethora of puzzles. It’s not my preferito of the Zelda gimmicks, but it’s perfectly fine.
Twilight Princess does what all Zelda games does, it changes the formula, it tries to do something new, and sometimes that doesn’t always work, but I can admire it for that. That being said, Twilight Princess totally works and I Amore every secondo of it. I loved play through the story, I loved doing the side stuff, and I loved exploring the world and looking at all the designs of this game. Twilight Princess is a classic of a game, and is easily in my superiore, in alto twenty and my secondo preferito Zelda game ever.
Okay, so I finally found a fanfic that doesn't have rape, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, o self-harm...... That doesn't mean the fanfic is good. The fanfic is called Kill the Killers.
It starts with all sorts of creepy pasta characters. So, it shows Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Slenderman Leggere horrible fanfics about them. And I admit, these are some god awful fanfics they wrote. How appropriate. Bad fanfics in a bad fanfic. So, each killer goes to teach the authors a lesson.
Jane goes and ties up the autore of one fanfic and shoves buttons of a keyboard into her throat. Once that's...
continue reading...
School Days.......... There is no intro. Lets just get this over with
(Warning. This articolo contains spoilers)
Now, I want to start off da saying that School Days is the worst Anime I have ever seen. Let me repeat that. THE WORST Anime I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!! Its like someone got a hold of some awful fanfiction and turned it into an anime. So, lets start. This whole Anime is based off our main character, Dickhead Fuckface..... Oh, sorry, I mean Makoto.... AKA Dickhead Fuckface. Incase your wondering why I'm saying this, well its simple. I fucking hate Makoto. He is like David from The Pokemon...
continue reading...
posted by windwakerguy430
Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. This time, well be talking about the superiore, in alto game on the XBox. Nintendo consoles have Mario and Playstation has Nathan Drake. So, what does XBox have.... Master Cheif that's who, from the Halo game. The Halo series is an FPS game. Oh boy.... Actually, it's a pretty good FPS. Most FPS's are just "Hey, here's a guy shoot him. Hide behind cover. Wait for dumb culo soldier to pop his head out and shoot him. Get to a part where te have to die for story reasons so te can say "WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT"!!! No, none of that is in Halo. Halo actually has a great...
continue reading...
video
the
Musica
comedy
movie
When I was a little kid, I played this one video game called Vigilante 8: secondo Offensives. In that game, there was a level where te can find a meteor and a giant ant would come out and attack. Since then, I’ve always been fascinated da the idea of giant bugs in fiction. Only a few years fa did I find out about this movie, 1954’s Them!. This was the first giant bug movie, which depending on your taste, is an accomplishment o a failure on the Film part. So, for the third giorno of Cultober, let us take a look at Them and see what makes it such a classic film for the time of the 50s.

...
continue reading...
added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: Not Warner Brothers
posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every anno on the giorno of the accident, the ghost pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a Lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are te talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
continue reading...
Song: link

Saten Twist: Season 2 is over. I shall be the host.
S.B: No you're not. *Pushes Saten Twist off a cliff* Someone good is gonna be the host, and that someone is me. I'm from Trainz, and welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Now in case you're wondering, S does stand for Sean, and I am the one who wrote these stories. Everything we're mostrare this night is from The Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

Episode 18

The Stolen Coaches

The narrow gauge engines on Mr. Percival's Railway, enjoy Market Day. They get lots of passengers, and lots of visitors.

Today was Market Day, and...
continue reading...
posted by windwakerguy430
*Hannah remained back, as she looked at Diana, allowing her to do the deed. She didn’t know what this creature was, but she allowed her to do what she had to do. Diana picked up the bat and swung down hard on the monsters head. The creature gave a loud shriek at being struck, only to stop once it was hit again. Diana continued to hit the creature, it’s black, thick blood spraying onto her and onto the floor with each time it was struck. Diana only hit the creature harder and harder each time. She started to scream, cursing at the creature, hitting it harder and harder, before Hannah finally...
continue reading...
Well, I just can’t believe it. Over a hundred full articoli of Corner of Horror. I never thought that this giorno would come, but here it is. And boy am I glad that this giorno has finally come, and on a Halloween no less. It’s almost like it was meant to be. For over a anno now, I have been talking about the many different kinds of horror and in different media from films to games to literature, and I still plan on doing più reviews in the future. But, today, I have had something very special planned, since the beginning. Something I have been waiting to talk about since the giorno I started Corner...
continue reading...
posted by windwakerguy430
Teacher: Okay, students. Listen up. Today, a speaker from Canada, da the name of Marcus King will be coming to tell us about the politics in America
Wind: Oh, that should go over well
Teacher: So, when he comes in, I want te all to treat this man with nothing but the utmost respect. Seriously, if he hates on this school, our reputation will be tarnished, the school will go out of business, and I will lose the only job that supports my drinking habits.
Cody: (Raises hand)
Teacher: Yes, Cody?
Cody: Canadians are from another planet, right?
Teacher: Oh, I am so fucked.

Marcus: Hello, students. I’m...
continue reading...
posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walking with James and Cody) I’m telling te guys right now, those Transmorphers Film are terrible
James: I don’t know, the box office says otherwise
Wind: That’s because it has some pretty effects. That’s literally all that movie has. It’s just shit recitazione and even shittier writing.
Cody: I have no idea what that is. I just like the pretty effects
Wind: Of course te would, Cody (As they walk, they see a large group of people around a poster)
James: What’s this (They all sposta to the front of the crowd)
Wind: (Reads poster) The amazing singer, Katherine Lisun as she performs...
continue reading...
Hey… Remember these…. I cagna and complain about stuff like an asshole for you’re people's entertainment because… I guess you’re preferito Youtuber wasn’t on right now and I was the best te could get. So, with that all detto and done, let us start talking about più stuff that I hate because I really don’t enjoy anything

Horror Movies

Now, don’t get me wrong. There are hundreds of amazing horror films. I’m talking about the ones that suck so goddamn bad, that it’s basically caused me to not give a shit anymore. The trailers alone suck, as they always consist of random moments...
continue reading...
Right now, I am in my junior anno of high school, o as I like to call it, my “No-More-Fucking-Around Year”. The classes are a lot più harder, and they have a lot più work. I am actually surprised I still manage to have plenty of free time once I get home. One of the hardest classes I have taken this anno is Psychology. All te do is take notes, but since no one is waiting for you, it’s not that easy to take notes. te need to have the wrist speed of The Flash if te want to get everything that is necessary for a test. However, the teacher in the class is one of the funniest I have...
continue reading...
Luis Lopez:
Despite being a possible sex addict.
Luis is a very calm person, rarely mostrare his emotions. And is the voice of reason for every other character of BOGT game.
Luis also dosen't fully enjoy his criminal lifestyle.
On some occasions Luis expresses the choice of getting REAL jobs..

Johnny Klobitz:
Johnny is a realist.
He knows he is a bad person, and won't deny that he kills and steals on a daily routine.
But he also has più limits then Billy Grey, the traitor of the game.
Billy, within 15 minuti of his release from prison brings back the war against the angeli of death, when Johnny tried so hard to make them finally have a trouce.

Niko Bellic:
An angry war veteran.
Who besides his soft side.
Is someone te shouldn't even LOOK at the wrong way.
He kills without remorse.
His anger is a loose cannon, that won't take much to be lite.
And he knows how to use a weapon, and can kick culo with it..
There are a lot of achievements that can be earned on Xbox. Now, these can range from being easy, hard, fun, or… stupid. So stupid, it’s funny. So, I want to talk about the ten Xbox achievements that are so stupid, their funny. Now, first things first. Only one game per franchise. However, I am dropping my play before put rule for this lista only. Why? I have no clue, but it’s there. Now, with that said, lets start the list.



#10 - Dastardly from Red Dead Redemption - Ever seen those old western Film where the bad guy has this girl tied up on the train tracks and then watches as...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are te called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then te would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....
continue reading...
posted by Canada24
Again I'll skip ahead a bit.

I'm excited about using Merle..

Merle, high on cocaine, was wasting all the ammo, shooting a hunting fucile at walkers.

Everyone ran in, mad at him for wasting ammo.

"Hey! Outta be più polite to man with a gun. Only common curtsy!" Merle cried arrogantly.

"Your wasting all the ammo! Just chill!" T Dog.

"I'm chill as cucumber, T, to the, Dog.. I found some 'awesome' stuff in the trash.. te can pull out ever single one of my teeth, I won't even notice" Merle replied.

"Besides.. Last time I check. I wasn't taking orders from no nigger!" Merle detto to T Dog's face.

T Dog got...
continue reading...