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Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And da treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a cartuccia lying on the tavolo written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, detto Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...
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Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. te live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When te look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, te see, I have this sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, te just have this big culo sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...
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Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...
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Nate: (Drives car down strada, via in city)
Emma: So, do te know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. te know, with Cibo and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting te choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the cappuccio of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down strada, via with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would te like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...
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After going back to my Best and Worst Dark Souls bosses, I really wanted to try out this lista again. I didn't have many games with enough bosses before, but now I feel that it is the best time to try and bring this up again. And what better game to look at than a Platinum game. Platinum games are known for having some of the best boss fights in video games... Most of the time. But when they do it right, god, do they do it right. and Madworld is no exception. It has some of the craziest bosses for a beat 'em up game. It's not the weirdest bosses Platinum has made, that would be Bayonetta, but...
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Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case te couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors te need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people te wouldn’t want to run into in real life and te definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...
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When it comes to the Film made da Rob Zombie, they’re kinda hit o miss for me. Some of them can be good, and others, like Halloween, can be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. So, naturally, when I heard of this one animated movie da Rob Zombie, I was…. Interested, to say the least. Not sure if I wanted to watch it, but, I gave it a try. I decided to buy the movie off line, since the film was straight-to-video, and gave it a watch… And it was definitely a film that I enjoyed… kinda. So, let’s talk about the movie that few know as The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.



Now, I don’t...
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Saten: (a anno o two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?

Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)

Saten: (starting going in).

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought te were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword: Who?

Saten: I've been asked to interview you.

Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. te can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he...
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Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, known in other regions as Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer’s Call, is the “third” game in the SMT franchise. And I say third with Citazioni because any SMT fan will tell te that’s bullshit. The third in the mainline franchise, yes, but SMT has had several spin offs and franchises all from the Shin Megami Tensei titles alone. Hell, one of them that te may know, and the reason why te are Leggere this articolo right now to yell at me over, is the Persona franchise. Persona is part of the same series, but vastly different. Persona is a game that is about the...
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Well, looks like it’s time to dust off this corpse of a series that I haven’t touched upon in a long time. Hidden Gems has been on the back burner for quite some time until I could play più underappreciated games. And now that I am back into it, I think now is the time to start talking about it again. And let’s talk about Persona (Wait, that’s not underrated). It’s no surprise that I Amore Persona. Like, a lot. And when I was told that there were a ton of other games like it in the world of Shin Megami Tensei, well, I just had to get onboard that. I started with the third game, Nocturne,...
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So I was pretty big into the RPG genre when I started to hear about the Shin Megami Tensei games. And when I hear people talk about it, a lot of snobs tell me to go for Nocturne, but some people recommend I try out Persona. I heard about it, and I also heard about some things about it, and I decided to start off with what was considered the most popular, Persona 4. And I loved it!
Persona 4 follows Yu Narukami, the only protagonist so far with a consistent name, as he arrives at the small town of Inaba to stay for a anno while his parents are on a business trip. He goes about a normal...
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I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a bambini toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did cerca up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town te want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
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Okay, let’s talk about Fallout. I never played the first two, ut I hear they are all time classics. Fallout 3 was interesting, 4 was okay, and as much as we’d all Amore to forget about 76, Bethesda fucks up enough to keep it in the everyone’s crossheirs. But I didn’t mention New Vegas, so te know which ones on the list.
New Vegas follows a young man o woman known only as the Courier, who happens to get roped into some bad stuff, involving a fancy dressed man named Benny, voiced da Chandler from Friends. Boy, how will the Courier get outta this one? He won’t. He gets shot in...
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Despite being a huge baby when I was a kid, there were few horror games o Film that scared me. I was mostly scared da trivial things, like the boulder in Crash Bandicoot o the PS1 startup screen. I was never really scared of anything horror related… Resident Evil Remake was that one exception.
Being worked from the ground up to reimagine the original game and make it even più stunning, the game follows the S.T.A.R.S. team as they go into the mountains to investigate mysterious murders. There, they find a mansion full of zombies and monsters and now must survive to uncover the truth...
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Well, it was only a matter of time until we got to the Persona franchise, and I am più than happy to start off with this one. But not the OG Persona 3, mostly because I didn’t buy that one. No, we’re here to discuss Persona 3: FES.
Persona 3 is set in a Japanese city where te play as Minato-Makoto-Door-Kun- The kid in the image above, as he moves into a dorm with other young teenagers, only to learn that the city every night at midnight turns into the Dark Hour, where the local school turns into a giant tower called Tartarus and everyone turns into coffins. So, what’s teens to...
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I want to be very clear, and very understanding when I say that I am not very supportive of criminal organizations like the mafia. That being said, Yakuza Kiwami is the fucking shit!
I never played the original Yakuza game, and while I never judge a book da its cover, the voice recitazione is… pretty terrible. Regardless, I ended up playing the remake version known as Kiwami, and I’m happier for it. The game follows Yakuza member Kiryu Kazuma as he takes the fall for the murder of the head of the yakuza, while his friend Nishkiyama ends up becoming evil, there’s an underground hobo community,...
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong...
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