8:00am Mount Justice
"Morning Robs" Wally detto rubbing his eye.
"Oh Wally seen Artemis?" Robin replied his eyes lifted from the computer screen.
"Right here" Artemis appeared in the room raising her hand.
"Great! I got a job for you"
"You what?" Wally asked a little confused.
"When did te start giving jobs to people?" Artemis was now annoyed.
"Oh no its a cute job. te see I had to babysit Bats friend's kid but somethings come up. I have to go to China and help Bats stop pinguino blowing up the Great bacheca of China"
"And te want us to take over?" Wally crossed his arms.
"Come on! Here." Robin handed Wally a piece of paper. "The address" Robin turned off his computer and jumped off the couch. "Hes 2 years old so he wont be a handful" Robin sprinted to the zeta tube just in case the teens changed their minds.
"Besides changing nappies and feeding them food" Artemis added. Wally laughed. He looked down at the piece of paper.
"Okay. Lets go" They both walked to the zeta tube ready for the trouble they were going to deserve.
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My name is Lucious, I'm 2. This is the story of our plan of getting Wally and Artemis (our babysitters) back together. Yes I detto "our" there's più of me. We are gonna do everything we can to get them back together...
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9 hours later....
"Don't worry kiddo, some babysitters are arriving to look after te when we're gone" daddy spoke. I crossed my arms and tried my hardest to make an angry face. Mum pouted her lips. Suddenly the campana, bell rang.
"Oh they're here!" mummy raced to the door. There stood Wally, a crooked smile on his face. Obviously he isn't excited about this. Then beside him stood Artemis. Her blond hair up in a pony tail, her hands behind her back, she was kinda nervous.
"Hi! te must be Wally and Artemis!" mummy gave them fake kisses and real hugs.
"Okay well this is Lucious, our oldest son" daddy pointed down at me. I smiled and waved at the babysitters.
"Oldest son? Don't te mean only?" Artemis asked.
"Oh no there are the other boys" daddy looked at his watch. "Okay we have to go" daddy tugged mummy to the door.
"Hey aren't te going to mostra us around o something?" Wally called out but daddy just detto "You'll work it out" then shut the door. The teens sighed and turned to me.
"Hey Lucious. I'm Wally and this is Artemis. So where are your brothers?" I pointed behind them. They turned around slowly. My brothers hang on the cappotto rack and jumped onto the teens.
"Ah!" Artemis screamed as one of my brothers pulled her hair.
"Help!" Wally cried. "Lucious! Tell your brothers to get off us!" I waited for a few più minuti and then decided to help them.
"Brothers play is over!" I roared. I walked over to the nearest divano and my brothers joined me.
"So tell me Lucious, who are your brothers?" Wally panted.
"Well that is Lucas-" I pointed at the right where my brother lay on the divano arms over the front. He toppled inoltrare, avanti doing a inoltrare, avanti roll, then throwing himself onto Artemis who he was on before.
"And this is Luke" Luke was sitting down beside me. He blushed and looked down when Wally looked at him.
"A shy one. And-" Wally turned around." An energetic one" we all laughed.
"Lucas get down!" I instructed. He did as he was told and toppled onto the couch.
"So your like the leader?" Artemis asked a bit dazzled from Lucas's surprise.
"Mhm!" I replied. "They don't talk" I added.
"So what do te want to do now?" Wally asked looking around unfamiliar to this place.
' When there's trouble te know who to call, Teen Titans
From their tower they can see it all, Teen Titans
When there's evil on the attack
te can rest knowing they got your back
Cause when the world needs Heroes on patrol
Teen Titans, Go! '
We squealed and ran to the TV. Lucas toppled inoltrare, avanti onto the ground but got up onto his feet again. Hes kinda clumsy.
"Our preferito show!" I grinned. We jumped up and down Canto to the theme song lyrics.
'With their super powers they unite, Teen Titans
Never met a villain that they liked, Teen Titans
They've got the bad guys on the run
They'll never stop 'til their job gets done
Cause when the world is losing all control
Teen Titans, Go
Teen Titans, Go'
If your cuore is black te better watch out
te can not escape the team
When they catch te there won't be any doubt
You've been beaten da the teen...
Beaten da the teen... '
Wally and Artemis joined us. Wally looked excited.
"This is my preferito mostra too!" he boasted moving his head side to side.
"Pathetic." Artemis whispered.
"What?!" Wally cried. "You don't like the Teen Titans?"
"Well yeah. Having another preferito mostra about other superheroes can ruin your giorno job" Artemis pointed out. Wally shook his head.
"Teen Titans wont get in my way..."
"You sure!? Cause last week te tried to be Robin!"
"Hey! So? I wanted to throw a few batarangs! Doesn't mean I want to BE Robin! It was a good episode anyway..." Wally pushed back. I had to stop their fighting o our plan won't succeed. So I went up to them and signaled them that I was hungry.
"Oh Arty hes hungry" Wally told Artemis.
"I know" she replied. "Go get him some dinner" Wally sighed and leaned forward.
"What do te want?" Wally asked me. I thought for a while. Then I shrugged. There was a sudden rattle. Wally turned around to see Artemis at the kitchen.
"What are te doing?" he asked.
"Making spaghetti Bolognese " she replied. Wally nodded his head.
"Remember to make 100 più plates. There are very hungry triplets!" I knew he was going to eat the extra 100 plates of spaghetti. Of course Artemis detto no and only made 10 plates of spaghetti.
"Dinner is ready!" Artemis placed the plates on the table. My brothers and I climbed up onto the chairs and stood up.
"Hey Lucious. te sure your allowed to stand up on those chairs?" Wally mumbled between mouth fulls of spaghetti. I nodded and twirled my fork round and round, spaghetti around the tip. As we finished I had a big belly full of spaghetti. We burped and it was time for another round of cheekiness. I gave the message to my brothers with a "Triplet mind trick" they nodded and we raced off, splitting up.
"Oh man!" Wally burped.
"Better go after them" Artemis replied after putting the plates in the sink.
They ran after us, Wally, on my tail.
"Morning Robs" Wally detto rubbing his eye.
"Oh Wally seen Artemis?" Robin replied his eyes lifted from the computer screen.
"Right here" Artemis appeared in the room raising her hand.
"Great! I got a job for you"
"You what?" Wally asked a little confused.
"When did te start giving jobs to people?" Artemis was now annoyed.
"Oh no its a cute job. te see I had to babysit Bats friend's kid but somethings come up. I have to go to China and help Bats stop pinguino blowing up the Great bacheca of China"
"And te want us to take over?" Wally crossed his arms.
"Come on! Here." Robin handed Wally a piece of paper. "The address" Robin turned off his computer and jumped off the couch. "Hes 2 years old so he wont be a handful" Robin sprinted to the zeta tube just in case the teens changed their minds.
"Besides changing nappies and feeding them food" Artemis added. Wally laughed. He looked down at the piece of paper.
"Okay. Lets go" They both walked to the zeta tube ready for the trouble they were going to deserve.
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My name is Lucious, I'm 2. This is the story of our plan of getting Wally and Artemis (our babysitters) back together. Yes I detto "our" there's più of me. We are gonna do everything we can to get them back together...
*******************
9 hours later....
"Don't worry kiddo, some babysitters are arriving to look after te when we're gone" daddy spoke. I crossed my arms and tried my hardest to make an angry face. Mum pouted her lips. Suddenly the campana, bell rang.
"Oh they're here!" mummy raced to the door. There stood Wally, a crooked smile on his face. Obviously he isn't excited about this. Then beside him stood Artemis. Her blond hair up in a pony tail, her hands behind her back, she was kinda nervous.
"Hi! te must be Wally and Artemis!" mummy gave them fake kisses and real hugs.
"Okay well this is Lucious, our oldest son" daddy pointed down at me. I smiled and waved at the babysitters.
"Oldest son? Don't te mean only?" Artemis asked.
"Oh no there are the other boys" daddy looked at his watch. "Okay we have to go" daddy tugged mummy to the door.
"Hey aren't te going to mostra us around o something?" Wally called out but daddy just detto "You'll work it out" then shut the door. The teens sighed and turned to me.
"Hey Lucious. I'm Wally and this is Artemis. So where are your brothers?" I pointed behind them. They turned around slowly. My brothers hang on the cappotto rack and jumped onto the teens.
"Ah!" Artemis screamed as one of my brothers pulled her hair.
"Help!" Wally cried. "Lucious! Tell your brothers to get off us!" I waited for a few più minuti and then decided to help them.
"Brothers play is over!" I roared. I walked over to the nearest divano and my brothers joined me.
"So tell me Lucious, who are your brothers?" Wally panted.
"Well that is Lucas-" I pointed at the right where my brother lay on the divano arms over the front. He toppled inoltrare, avanti doing a inoltrare, avanti roll, then throwing himself onto Artemis who he was on before.
"And this is Luke" Luke was sitting down beside me. He blushed and looked down when Wally looked at him.
"A shy one. And-" Wally turned around." An energetic one" we all laughed.
"Lucas get down!" I instructed. He did as he was told and toppled onto the couch.
"So your like the leader?" Artemis asked a bit dazzled from Lucas's surprise.
"Mhm!" I replied. "They don't talk" I added.
"So what do te want to do now?" Wally asked looking around unfamiliar to this place.
' When there's trouble te know who to call, Teen Titans
From their tower they can see it all, Teen Titans
When there's evil on the attack
te can rest knowing they got your back
Cause when the world needs Heroes on patrol
Teen Titans, Go! '
We squealed and ran to the TV. Lucas toppled inoltrare, avanti onto the ground but got up onto his feet again. Hes kinda clumsy.
"Our preferito show!" I grinned. We jumped up and down Canto to the theme song lyrics.
'With their super powers they unite, Teen Titans
Never met a villain that they liked, Teen Titans
They've got the bad guys on the run
They'll never stop 'til their job gets done
Cause when the world is losing all control
Teen Titans, Go
Teen Titans, Go'
If your cuore is black te better watch out
te can not escape the team
When they catch te there won't be any doubt
You've been beaten da the teen...
Beaten da the teen... '
Wally and Artemis joined us. Wally looked excited.
"This is my preferito mostra too!" he boasted moving his head side to side.
"Pathetic." Artemis whispered.
"What?!" Wally cried. "You don't like the Teen Titans?"
"Well yeah. Having another preferito mostra about other superheroes can ruin your giorno job" Artemis pointed out. Wally shook his head.
"Teen Titans wont get in my way..."
"You sure!? Cause last week te tried to be Robin!"
"Hey! So? I wanted to throw a few batarangs! Doesn't mean I want to BE Robin! It was a good episode anyway..." Wally pushed back. I had to stop their fighting o our plan won't succeed. So I went up to them and signaled them that I was hungry.
"Oh Arty hes hungry" Wally told Artemis.
"I know" she replied. "Go get him some dinner" Wally sighed and leaned forward.
"What do te want?" Wally asked me. I thought for a while. Then I shrugged. There was a sudden rattle. Wally turned around to see Artemis at the kitchen.
"What are te doing?" he asked.
"Making spaghetti Bolognese " she replied. Wally nodded his head.
"Remember to make 100 più plates. There are very hungry triplets!" I knew he was going to eat the extra 100 plates of spaghetti. Of course Artemis detto no and only made 10 plates of spaghetti.
"Dinner is ready!" Artemis placed the plates on the table. My brothers and I climbed up onto the chairs and stood up.
"Hey Lucious. te sure your allowed to stand up on those chairs?" Wally mumbled between mouth fulls of spaghetti. I nodded and twirled my fork round and round, spaghetti around the tip. As we finished I had a big belly full of spaghetti. We burped and it was time for another round of cheekiness. I gave the message to my brothers with a "Triplet mind trick" they nodded and we raced off, splitting up.
"Oh man!" Wally burped.
"Better go after them" Artemis replied after putting the plates in the sink.
They ran after us, Wally, on my tail.
"You never want to do anything amigo!" Jaimie exclaimed. "Why did te even unisciti the Team?"
"The purpose is gone now." Revenge said, turning away. "If te want me to leave, I will after this mission."
Jaimie stood shell-shocked. "Hombre, I didn't mean--"
"Save it, Jaimie." Revenge said. "Nightwing has a debriefing to do. I've got lives to protect."
The Black Hero jumped the building and was gone.
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"How did te come da the information?"
"Private communication with Holly."
"She's still serving our purposes?"
"Yes."
"The purpose is gone now." Revenge said, turning away. "If te want me to leave, I will after this mission."
Jaimie stood shell-shocked. "Hombre, I didn't mean--"
"Save it, Jaimie." Revenge said. "Nightwing has a debriefing to do. I've got lives to protect."
The Black Hero jumped the building and was gone.
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"How did te come da the information?"
"Private communication with Holly."
"She's still serving our purposes?"
"Yes."
Revenge watched. The Shadow placed something in the drawer and began to close it.
Revenge jumped down and kicked him in the face. The shadow fell to the ground. Revenge pinned him before opening the drawer. The body was disintegrated, an acid ate through the flesh, muscles, bones, everything. Revenge collected a sample before he saw the grenade.
It was a timed grenade. And the timer indicated ten secondi before detonation.
"Shit!"
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Revenge jumped down and kicked him in the face. The shadow fell to the ground. Revenge pinned him before opening the drawer. The body was disintegrated, an acid ate through the flesh, muscles, bones, everything. Revenge collected a sample before he saw the grenade.
It was a timed grenade. And the timer indicated ten secondi before detonation.
"Shit!"
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Sneak Peek Part II
Revenge o Redemption
"This Way!" Revenge yelled.
I followed, ducking into a closet. My yellow/black cape swished behind me and exposed where we were.
"Tam! Ogan'!" a voice yelled.
The Russians brought their pistole to orso on the wooden door and fired. Revenge leaped in front of me, taking the shock and damage of the bullets. But fifteen AK-47s firing into his chest managed to knock him out.
The Russians busted open the door and knocked me down with a fucile to the head. One pointed his gun at me.
"Ostan'sya vnizu malen'kaya devochka!" he yelled.
I struggled to think, the blow to my head had me in a daze.
"C'mon Barbara! Think! You're in Russia! Batman taught te this much."
After a bit of thinking, I managed to translate it into 'Stay down little girl'.
The successivo time they detto something, it was easier to translate.
"Voz'mite ikh s losifom!"
Translation: Take them to Joseph.
The Red Army Rises:
Part II Revenge o Redemption
Revenge o Redemption
"This Way!" Revenge yelled.
I followed, ducking into a closet. My yellow/black cape swished behind me and exposed where we were.
"Tam! Ogan'!" a voice yelled.
The Russians brought their pistole to orso on the wooden door and fired. Revenge leaped in front of me, taking the shock and damage of the bullets. But fifteen AK-47s firing into his chest managed to knock him out.
The Russians busted open the door and knocked me down with a fucile to the head. One pointed his gun at me.
"Ostan'sya vnizu malen'kaya devochka!" he yelled.
I struggled to think, the blow to my head had me in a daze.
"C'mon Barbara! Think! You're in Russia! Batman taught te this much."
After a bit of thinking, I managed to translate it into 'Stay down little girl'.
The successivo time they detto something, it was easier to translate.
"Voz'mite ikh s losifom!"
Translation: Take them to Joseph.
The Red Army Rises:
Part II Revenge o Redemption
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Revenge threw the criminal into the bacheca and heard a satisfying groan of pain.
Nightbird grinned and started to walk out, but Revenge stopped her. He picked something up from one of the criminals before grappling through the roof.
Nightbird opened the doors and yelled at Draxx to come collect his revenue o something before joining Revenge on the roof.
"What is it?" she asked.
Revenge pulled a red-black feather out of his utility cintura and looked at it for a moment before jumping off the building and landing on his motorbike, speeding away.
Revenge threw the criminal into the bacheca and heard a satisfying groan of pain.
Nightbird grinned and started to walk out, but Revenge stopped her. He picked something up from one of the criminals before grappling through the roof.
Nightbird opened the doors and yelled at Draxx to come collect his revenue o something before joining Revenge on the roof.
"What is it?" she asked.
Revenge pulled a red-black feather out of his utility cintura and looked at it for a moment before jumping off the building and landing on his motorbike, speeding away.