Marie Claire US (May 2012)

Kevin2080 Zooey is like bland, emotionless, talentless, and hella average-looking robot with no sense of humor or personality or even charisma. and wow, she she plays herself in every movie- no actor has EVER done THAT before! The whole cutesy "adorkable" thing that Zooey Deschanel does INCESSANTLY is starting to become really, really annoying. Yes. We get it. You're super cute with your giant bush baby eyes. It's like a retarded midget had sex with an anime cat & you are their baby. The "geek girl" act is wearing thin. Please stop. Also, is your character on that shitty sitcom supposed to be retarded? P.S. - Pairing you on a show with frat-douche co-stars only makes it worse.