What's te preferito Umbrige quote?

and from then on, all i ate was protein shakes, falco, falcon eggs, and ROCKS.

Umbridge: *reading a message* "'Dear Umbridge'...DAT'S ME!"

:D

Umbridge: Did te get my text?
Dumbeldore: Yes.
Umbridge: Well yoou didn't text me back.

Umbridge: Ok, I have some rules.
Rule Number 1: No boys-
Girls: Awn...
Umbridge: Unless they're cute!
Number 2: No alchohol-
Girls: Man...
Umbridge: Unless there's plenty to round! And number 3: No parties-
Girls: *Mope*
Umbridge: Unless Umbridge is invited!
Girls: *Laugh*
Umbridge: No, seriously, if I catch any boys in your room I'll rip your perky little boobs off.

XD Loved this!

"See te in hell, Harry Potter."

Mainly because my impression of Umbridge with this quote is pretty phenomenal.

Draco:Look what you've done NOW potter te wait till my father heres about this he'll say "Draco te goddamn little BEEP y dont u stop ur whining and learn how to use the potty like a normal boy then he'll pull down my diaper scold me for the mess in it and schiaffo, smack my cheeks as red as cherries

Umbridge" i wonder what would happen if i just ...broke your fingers, because then te wouldn't be able to play chitarra anymore and your little Friends would leave te .... then te would be just like umbridge.. but umbridge ..can kick your culo !!! Hilarious o "take this coltello .. AND SIT ON IT !"

I AM WOMAN! HEAR ME SMASH!!!

probably when she laughs o when she sings STUTTER
lol i Amore umbridge to death

Umbridge: Gosh. What a day. Being a mama sure is tough, isn’t it, Jacob? Especially when all the childrens are so misbehavin’. Why they gotta be so mean to their mama? I’m just trying to Amore them. That Harry Potter - he’s just the worst of them all, playing that little guitar, making fun of his mama. It just makes me so sad. So very, very sad - hungry. A cheesecake. I wonder where that came from? Oh, dats right, it’s from my induction ceremony as headmaster of Hogwarts. But I thought I threw that away. I’m not allowed to eat cheesecake. Just protein shakes, falco, falcon eggs, and rocks. Well, I guess a little bite wouldn’t hurt anybody!

Mama: Dolores!

Umbridge: Huh?

Mama: Dolores!

Umbridge: Who detto that?!

Mama: Dolores Jane Umbridge!

Umbridge: Mama?!

Mama: Dolores! te put down that cheesecake.

Umbridge: Mama, what are te doing here? I thought te were dead!

Mama: Dolores, I came down from heaven above to help te straighten out these chillun.

Umbridge: What? I-I don’t need your help. This is my house now. I don’t want your help! I hate you!

Mama: Hate me? You’re just like me!

Umbridge: I am nothing like you! I’m cool!

Mama: Oh yeah? Them there chillun don’t seem to think so. I heard that Harry Potter saying behind your back that te was a chubby little fuck.

Umbridge: But I am a chubby little fuck!

Mama: Dolores! te listen - to your mama now! Get up, girl - get on up! Now, the only way you’re gonna fight these chillun is with love. Do te Amore them enough to scold them?

Umbridge: Yes, I Amore them so much.

Mama: Do te Amore them enough to whop down their bottoms?

Umbridge: Yes, mama, anything!

Mama: Do te Amore them enough to…kill them?

Umbridge: Well…yeah. I tink I do.

Mama: Well, it might straighten that Harry Potter out. He might even be better off.

Umbridge: Yeah! You’re dead and you’re just fine. Why didn’t I tink of that before?

Mama: Because it’s crazy.

Umbridge: Yeah! OOH. Uh-oh. I’m crazy now, aren’t I, mama?

Mama: I wouldn’t be here if te wasn’t.

Umbridge: But how do I kill the children? I don’t want to hurt them.

Mama: Oh, there’s lots of ways.

Umbridge: Yeah! te mean like…with this axe I’ve been sharpening all day? I don’t remember doing that…but I must have. Yeah! I’ll kill Harry Potter and then my boyfriend, Dumbledore, is gonna see how powerful I am and then we’ll probably get married!

Mama: Atta girl, Dolores. te make me some grandbabies and we straighten them out, too.

Umbridge: Okay, mama, I will. Bye! Hate you! Bye!

Umbridge: Did te get my text?.. Well te didn't text me back!

Umbridge: I just wish I could get my boyfriend back, and kill Harry Potter.
Snape: Are te suggesting we kill a student?
Umbridge: 'Course not Snape. That would be crazy. And we can't have crazy people running the school
OR
Umbridge: How do I kill them? I don't want to hurt them.