Dumbledore: *phone beeps* oh! thats me! oh no, its a text from umbridge. it says: we need to talk, semi colon right parentheses. Snape: Oh i TOTALLY don't envy te right now..ha a ha a ha....*phone beeps* oh! thats me! its a bbm from umbridge! it says: are te with dumbledore did he get my text? oh great now you've dragged ME into this? Umbridge: did te get mah text? Dumbledore: uhh yeah uuhhh...Umbridge:Well, te didn't text me back.
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i wonder what would happen if i just... broke your fingers... then te wouldn't be able to play the chitarra anymore, and all of your Friends would leave te alone and you'd be just like umbridge.... 'cept umbridge can kick yo ass!!!
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I am Scrivere to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to te on the very first giorno of school and I am anxiously waiting it's return with your signature on it. But-b-but don't rush daddy. Missing out on trips like this allows me più times to write letters to you....
I know it seems impossible, we’ve been thrown off our track. But if we can’t sposta forward, why shouldn’t we… sposta back? *audience gasps and fangirls*
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My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise Mudbloods and gingers. I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents do te want to be my friend?
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