“Ahh!” Tobi awoken and realized he had a bad dream. He looked around his room and sighed. He tried to go back to sleep, but kept having the same nightmare. Tobi thought for a minuto about what to do. “Of course. Senpai will help Tobi.” Tobi got out of his letto and walked out of his room to Deidara’s room across the hall and slowly opened the door. He tiptoed in quietly and snuck into Deidara’s bed. “Hopefully senpai won’t mind if Tobi sleeps with him.” Deidara turned over and slowly opened his eyes and saw Tobi’s mask inches away from his face. Deidara jumped out of letto yelling as he threw small spiders of clay at Tobi. As he was about to explode them Tobi yelled out, “Senpai wait! Don’t hurt Tobi!” Deidara realized it was Tobi. “Tobi! What are te doing in my letto un?” Tobi looked up at Deidara. “Tobi had a nightmare and thought his senpai would help.” “Get out of my letto o you’ll have a real life nightmare un.” Tobi got up as Deidara got back in his letto and sighed. “I can’t believe you’re in Akatsuki Tobi. Akatsuki are supposed to be intimidating and fearless and te are afraid of just sleeping da yourself.” Tobi tilted his head. “Didn’t te and Sasori sleep together sometimes?” Deidara stopped moving and slowly lifted his head up revealing a scowl. He grabbed the clay spiders still in the letto and threw them at the standing Tobi, exploding them and blowing Tobi out of the room. “That was for believing Hidan’s evil, disgusting, horrendous, nauseating, untrue rumors un!” Deidara slammed his door shut. Tobi got up and walked to another bedroom. He opened the door and saw Kakuzu sitting up in letto counting money on his nightstand. “Kakuzu. Can Tobi sleep with te tonight? Tobi had a bad dream.” Kakuzu looked up at Tobi and grabbed his calculator. “Well I can rent te the spot successivo to me. I’ll have to charge te with sheet fees, cuscino fees, late fees, and I’ll have to charge te for this price consultation.” Kakuzu showed Tobi the calculator. “Tobi doesn’t have this kind of money. Tobi doesn’t think anyone has this kind of money.” Kakuzu looked annoyed and launched his arm at Tobi to push him out. “You still owe me for the late fees and the price consultation.” Tobi then walked into Hidan’s room. “Hidan-.” Before Tobi could finish the sentence Hidan sat up, his eyes were red and his scythe was held to Tobi’s throat. Hidan stared Tobi down. “Never mind.” Tobi walked out of Hidan’s room and walked to Kisame’s room. Tobi walked in and heard Kisame talk in his sleep in a babyish voice. “But Mommy all the other kids make fun of me.” Tobi giggled as he heard that. Kisame then jumped up with Samehada in his hands. “Stop laughing at me te stupid heads!” Tobi dodged Kisame’s sleep attacking and ran from the room. Tobi then went to see Zetsu. Zetsu smiled as Tobi entered. “Oh Tobi. How are you?” “Tobi is a sad boy. Tobi had a nightmare and no one will comfort him.” “Well we’re sorry to hear that. Perhaps a snack will raise your spirits Tobi.” Zetsu pulled a più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento out from under his bed. “We found this very delectable little girl the other day. She is a little chewy from the rigor mortis, but she is still quite good.” Zetsu looked up and Tobi was gone. “Tobi?” Tobi was throwing up in the bathroom. After that Tobi walked over to Pain and Konan’s room. As he opened the door, Konan pushed from on superiore, in alto of her and quickly reached for the letto sheets to make sure they were covered. Konan blushed lightly as she looked at Tobi. “Tobi… what is it?” “Tobi had a nightmare. Can Tobi sleep with te two?” Pain looked annoyed. “No. Now get out.” Konan gave Pain a mean look and then looked at Tobi. “It would be a bit uncomfortable with the three of us Tobi.” “Okay. Why were te guys wrestling in letto anyway?” Pain looked at him and thought up a lie quickly. “We were wrestling to see who gets più closet space. I think I should because I have six bodies, but te know how women are.” Konan looked at Pain. “No I don’t. How are women Pain?” “Uhh.” Konan smiled at Tobi. “Just wait outside a secondo Tobi. Pain will go sleep in your room, and te can stay here with me.” “Yay!” Tobi went outside as Konan got dressed in front of a confused Pain. “What are te doing? I thought we were going too-.” Konan interrupted Pain. “I changed my mind. te know how women are.” She smirked at Pain as he put his clothes on. Pain left the room as Tobi simultaneously entered it. As Pain walked down the hall Itachi crossed his path with a glass of water. “Let me guess. te detto something stupid and she kicked te out right?” Pain looked at Itachi. “Why would te assume that?” Itachi just stared at him. “On secondo thought don’t answer that. How come Tobi can’t sleep with you?” Itachi kept on walking as he answered. “Because I’m the only one here smart enough to lock his door before he goes to sleep.”
Zetsu: rose are red, Kisame is blue
Screw this poem, I want to eat you!
Kisame: rose are red, Zetsu's a tool
Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.
Itachi: rose are red, I killed my whole clan
I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.
Sasori: rose are red, Barbie is plastic
So am I, and I think it's fantastic!
Deidera: rose are red, my art explodes
I'm into boys, do te think it shows?
Kakuzu: rose are red, money is green
I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.
Hidan: rose are red, I like religion
I pray più often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!
Konan: rose are red, I'm into origami
I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!
Pein: rose are red, I like my piercings
Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!
Tobi: rose are red, Deidera's arm went missing
When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice baciare ...
Deidera: O.o ...ew.
Screw this poem, I want to eat you!
Kisame: rose are red, Zetsu's a tool
Ignore what he said, that's just cruel.
Itachi: rose are red, I killed my whole clan
I may be pretty, but I'm still a man.
Sasori: rose are red, Barbie is plastic
So am I, and I think it's fantastic!
Deidera: rose are red, my art explodes
I'm into boys, do te think it shows?
Kakuzu: rose are red, money is green
I wish I could kill you, but that would be mean.
Hidan: rose are red, I like religion
I pray più often, but Kakuzu keeps bitchin'!
Konan: rose are red, I'm into origami
I'm the only girl in the akatsuki, why don't the boys hit on me!
Pein: rose are red, I like my piercings
Anyone who makes fun of them, will be one of my killings!
Tobi: rose are red, Deidera's arm went missing
When I saw it had a mouth, I tried to practice baciare ...
Deidera: O.o ...ew.
Deidara: Compliment Deidara's good looks.
Kisame: Make a new addition to your aquarium.
Itachi: Give Itachi a taste of his own madicine.
Zetsu: Confuse the cannibal with cheesy lines.
Hidan: Spread the joy of Cristianesimo and Convert all non-believers.
Tobi: Tell Tobi he's a bad boy rawr.
Kakuzu and Konan: Harass the team's financial worker and origami artist with cruel and demented torture.
Konan: o te can throw water on her(makes her soggy)
Sasori: domanda Sasori's artistic beliefs
Pain: Improve your aim with a bit of dart practice.
Then.............
RUN IF te WANT TO LIVE!!!
Kisame: Make a new addition to your aquarium.
Itachi: Give Itachi a taste of his own madicine.
Zetsu: Confuse the cannibal with cheesy lines.
Hidan: Spread the joy of Cristianesimo and Convert all non-believers.
Tobi: Tell Tobi he's a bad boy rawr.
Kakuzu and Konan: Harass the team's financial worker and origami artist with cruel and demented torture.
Konan: o te can throw water on her(makes her soggy)
Sasori: domanda Sasori's artistic beliefs
Pain: Improve your aim with a bit of dart practice.
Then.............
RUN IF te WANT TO LIVE!!!
This is another thing that i thought would be nice. I hope that te guy's enjoy it! ^^
Deidara: What to do today un?
Sasori: Why don't te go out and wander around.
dedara: That sounds like a good idea sasori my man!
Sasori: will go and don't bother me!!
Deidara: Okay Okay! *gezz i hope that he won't be mad when i come back!*
_deidara walks around and then he sees a figure lieing on the ground._
Deidara: o my gosh! Why is there a person lieing on the ground?
kimiko: umm.....NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I WILL KILL YOU!.....ummmm
Deidara: woh!why is she talking in her sleep? And i hope that is a girl!
*to be continued*
Deidara: What to do today un?
Sasori: Why don't te go out and wander around.
dedara: That sounds like a good idea sasori my man!
Sasori: will go and don't bother me!!
Deidara: Okay Okay! *gezz i hope that he won't be mad when i come back!*
_deidara walks around and then he sees a figure lieing on the ground._
Deidara: o my gosh! Why is there a person lieing on the ground?
kimiko: umm.....NO! DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I WILL KILL YOU!.....ummmm
Deidara: woh!why is she talking in her sleep? And i hope that is a girl!
*to be continued*
Chapter 2:Rescue Mission
Naruto ran into Sasuke,and Sakura. He was so scared it creeped Sasuke out."GUYS!"He yelled,Sakura covered her ears,and Sasuke told him to calm down. "What is it Naruto?" Asked Sakura,then she noticed Tanahi was not with him."Wait a minuto where's Tanahi?"asked Sasuke,then Naruto got wide eyed. "THAT'S THE PROBLEM,THE Akatsuki KIDNAPPED TANAHI!"He yelled then lee and Shikamaru Nara came running around a corner."We heard that Tanahi-san is kidnapped!" detto Shikamaru Nara then he saw Sakura and Naruto look at him."Er,I mean we heard Naruto say that Tanahi is in danger what happened?"asked Shikamaru Nara embarrassed.
At the Akatsuki base: Akasana was looking at his sister and she smiled at him. "I Amore te brother." She said,Akasana was suprised when she detto that he started crying. "I.......love te too,little sister!"
Would team 7,team 10,and team 9 save Tanahi before she turns to a Akatsuki member? Find out successivo time
Naruto ran into Sasuke,and Sakura. He was so scared it creeped Sasuke out."GUYS!"He yelled,Sakura covered her ears,and Sasuke told him to calm down. "What is it Naruto?" Asked Sakura,then she noticed Tanahi was not with him."Wait a minuto where's Tanahi?"asked Sasuke,then Naruto got wide eyed. "THAT'S THE PROBLEM,THE Akatsuki KIDNAPPED TANAHI!"He yelled then lee and Shikamaru Nara came running around a corner."We heard that Tanahi-san is kidnapped!" detto Shikamaru Nara then he saw Sakura and Naruto look at him."Er,I mean we heard Naruto say that Tanahi is in danger what happened?"asked Shikamaru Nara embarrassed.
At the Akatsuki base: Akasana was looking at his sister and she smiled at him. "I Amore te brother." She said,Akasana was suprised when she detto that he started crying. "I.......love te too,little sister!"
Would team 7,team 10,and team 9 save Tanahi before she turns to a Akatsuki member? Find out successivo time