What are the 3 funniest/most random Anime Citazioni you've ever heard?

In no particular order...

1.) "My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If te do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!"
Vash the Stampede from Trigun

2.) "*bursts into tears* I can't talk about it! It's so horrible! They were-- they were-- the milk! Oh God, the milk!"
Ken Hidaka from Wiess Kreuz

3.) "Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you- not rob you."
Excel from Excel Saga
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InuzukaxKaiba3 said:
"Why wasn't I invited to the 'meeting of fists under a sunset sky to develop the friendship of men'?!"
Rock Lee (Naruto)

"Sorry I'm late. I'm afraid I got Lost down the path of life."
Kakashi Hatake (Naruto)

"Do te like apples? Well how'dya like them apples?!"
Harima (School Rumble)
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sesshyswind said:
"So what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" Hiei, from YuYu Hakusho.

Sorry, I can only think of one for right now... but I'll update as they come to me.
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 "So what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" Hiei, from YuYu Hakusho. Sorry, I can only think of one for right now... but I'll update as they come to me.
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Shwele said:
1."It feels so close to me, yet i can't grasp it even if i extend my hands. Even so ... Even if i cant reach it ... there are things that will stay in my heart. Being in the same time and looking up at the same sky, If i can remember that, then even when we are apart from each other, I believe that we can be together. I will run inoltrare, avanti now. If i set my goal far enough, then someday .. I'll be able to reach what I aimed for."
Emiya Shirou from Fate/stay night
2."Death is too good for her... I'm gonna fuck that cagna shoot her in the head and FUCK HER THERE"
Jan Valentine from Hellsing
3."Someday my memories will fade...and her voice, her actions, I might forget them as well, but I will always remember that I loved Saber"
Emiya Shirou from Fate/stay night

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natsuichan said:
"I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!!!" -- Light Yagami
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OH MY GOSH I COULDN'T TAKE THAT PART SERIOUSLY AT ALL!
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TeamGalacticFan said:
Yeah like some over girl that treats te bad but looks even worse
(Ash Ketchum)

Its just that its weird to see te looking like a girl
(Ash Ketchum)

Ash-I've been trailing Pikachu all over the place like its a streaker o somethng
Brock-Ash te mean a "stalker"


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Snugglebum said:
1) "IIIIIIIII SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPTTTTTTT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!"(Luffy from one piece, after bursting out of a barrel)
2) "i never told anyone about this, but apples are to me what birra and cigarettes are to humans.... i even go through withdrawel symptoms....my body gets twisted in wierd positions, i do handstands-ITS NOT PRETTY!" (Ryuuk from Deathnote)
3) " BLOOOOOOOOOOD! IT'S MY BLOOOOOOD!" (Gaara from Naruto)
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xxKittyCatxx said:
"Dork Dork Dork Dork Dork!!!!" -Zero, Mamotte! Lollipop
"I'll take a potato chip.....and EAT IT!!!!" -Light, Death Note
"Look away!!!! Avert your eyes!!!" -Zero, Mamotte! Lollipop
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SonOfPein said:
"Look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology, also notice my handsome manly features." Maito Gai, Naruto

(to Lee) "You know, Lee, we're a lot alike, te and I." (in response, to Gai) "You mean the eyebrows?" Maito Gai and Rock Lee, Naruto

"What is that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head all about?" – Hiei to Yusuke about Puu, Yu Yu Hakusho

"Kurama, don't make me pull out your precious voice box." – Hiei response to Kurama after Kurama asks him to unisciti the rest of gang in playing cards, Yu Yu Hakusho

"I'm... a pervert?" L, Death Note

"If te keep my secret, this fragola is yours." Then the chief puts the fragola in his pocket, lol! L, death note

"But if te kill all the bad people... te will be the only bastard left." Ryuk to Light, death note
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 "Look deep into my eyes and accept my sincere apology, also notice my handsome manly features." Maito Gai, Naruto (to Lee) "You know, Lee, we're a lot alike, te and I." (in response, to Gai) "You mean the eyebrows?" Maito Gai and Rock Lee, Naruto "What is that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head all about?" – Hiei to Yusuke about Puu, Yu Yu Hakusho "Kurama, don't make me pull out your precious voice box." – Hiei response to Kurama after Kurama asks him to unisciti the rest of gang in playing cards, Yu Yu Hakusho "I'm... a pervert?" L, Death Note "If te keep my secret, this fragola is yours." Then the chief puts the fragola in his pocket, lol! L, death note "But if te kill all the bad people... te will be the only bastard left." Ryuk to Light, death note
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MaiDanz16 said:
1. "I'll take a potato chip... and Eat IT!!!" Light(Death Note)
2. "It's over 9,000!!!" (Dragon Ball Z)
3. "If te ever become the president of America... When that happens, give me Hawaii." Tomo (Azumanga Daioh)
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mizuki007 said:
1) MEEEEEATTT!!!!! IM SOOOO HUUUUUNNGGRYYYYY!!!! Luffy (after he wakes up in thriller bark as oz) one piece
2) "I'll take a potato chip... and Eat IT!!!" Light-Death Note

sry...cant think of a third one right now =P

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xxGrell_Kunxx said:
1.)"This is great! I'm getting Piccoli brividi all over my body, Little Sebas-chan! If I have your child, I will definitely give birth to it!"
Grell Sutcliff from Kuroshitsuji

2.)"You idiot!! Do te think I'd dance with a big, male partner like you?!"
Ciel Phantomhive from Kuroshitsuji

3.)"I have lived for a long time, but this is my first time meeting a spazio alien. What kind of counter-attack is that sparkly, smiley face expecting from me?"
Sebastian Michaelis from Kuroshitsuji
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MCHopnPop said:
1.--"This is for.....room service?! YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT te OWE ME!!!!~Ed Elric "Advance of the Fool" and *Ling and Lan-Fan go flying out the window*

2.--"I mean...it's just that..you know..there's a chance my arm could get broken...or even destroyed"~Ed Elric in "Advance of the Fool

3--"I've Got Your Soul Brother!"*pushes Ed's soul back in his body* ~Al Elric in "Advance of the Fool"

Those were from my first FMA Brotherhood episode,which got me hooked on the series :3
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 1.--"This is for.....room service?! YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT te OWE ME!!!!~Ed Elric "Advance of the Fool" and *Ling and Lan-Fan go flying out the window* 2.--"I mean...it's just that..you know..there's a chance my arm could get broken...or even destroyed"~Ed Elric in "Advance of the Fool 3--"I've Got Your Soul Brother!"*pushes Ed's soul back in his body* ~Al Elric in "Advance of the Fool" Those were from my first FMA Brotherhood episode,which got me hooked on the series :3
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RollBotFan said:
"I'm Sukekiyo!" (Konata from Lucky stella, star says,scaring Tsukasa with a creepy mask)
"I'm your idol!" (Tinny from Rollbots said, staring at Roboto in amazement)
"An event scene's gonna happen!!!"(Konata yells at Kagami and Tsukasa)
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 "I'm Sukekiyo!" (Konata from Lucky stella, star says,scaring Tsukasa with a creepy mask) "I'm your idol!" (Tinny from Rollbots said, staring at Roboto in amazement) "An event scene's gonna happen!!!"(Konata yells at Kagami and Tsukasa)
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