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1. Last night I lay in letto looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

2. The only reason people get Lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

3. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

4. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

5. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

6. After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist detto something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo...
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A bunch of jokes I found.

1. A Spanish guy enters a hospital to have a minor operation.

A nurse begins to take down his information: name, insurance company, etc.

"In case of emergency, whom should we notify?"

"You mean if I become very sick?"

"Well . . . yes."

"If that happens, call a doctor!"

2. Daughter : I am in Amore with the neighbor, so I am running away with him.

Dad: Thanks , te have saved my money & time.

Daughter: Dad, I am Leggere the letter left da Mom.

3. .-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Cornelius who?
-Well, that's politics for you………

4. Why did the donnola attraversare, croce the road?
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A/N: I just wanted to try smut in the secondo person.

He takes te da surprise every time, though you'd think you'd have learned to expect it da now.
You got married straight out of Hogwarts, hopelessly in Amore as te were, and moved into a one-bedroom flat overlooking Diagon Alley. In the few months since your graduation, you've managed to christen just about every spot in the flat (and some around it too), but still he manages to take te da surprise when he sneaks up behind te like this, sliding his warm hands under your camicia to rest on your stomach. Not that it always happens in...
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1. Criminal Minds
Description: A section of the FBI, called the Behavioral Analysis Unit (or BAU), profilo criminals to solve crimes. A lot of psychology + crime solving = happy Mary.
How I Found It: My bro recommended it.
High Point: Spencer Reid and all of his nerdiness/adorableness. (Nerdiness isn't a word?! Stupid dictionary... Anyway, he's nerdy).
Low Point: JJ and Prentiss getting cut from the show. CBS, I hate you.
Favorite Character: Spencer Reid, like te couldn't tell.
Least preferito Character: I would say Seaver, but I kind of stopped watching after JJ and Prentiss left, and I only saw...
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posted by boolander25
 a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.
a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.
Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what te want, cliche o whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and te can't deny it.

Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) anno olds together, so what? Suck it....
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posted by IzzyOzera
I woke up and looked around realising where I was. Oh God! How on earth did I get here? “Hermione?” I heard a voice in the letto successivo to me, I turned around and saw Professor Lupin! “What are te doing here?” he whispered.
“I was about to ask te the same thing!” I replied
“This is my room I’m supposed to be here, te on the other hand are not”
“Well I’m not sure how I got here” I then realised I was naked and my clothes where lying on the floor. I tried to grab them but fell out of bed. I jumped up, grabbed my clothes and ran into the bathroom. I tried to get dressed...
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Hello guys :) Mea here!
As some of te know, I’m a total RENThead, and I’m in Amore with the musical RENT. Since I Amore this musical/movie so much, but not many people know about it o have heard of it, I decided to write an articolo about it :) I’m basically giving te a summary and a few Citazioni from this movie/musical so te can get a taste of it. I’d rather te guys not get it from some random source. te can trust this biggerstaff to give te the real info on this musical, so here it is (BTW, I have two versions: ones a short version with no spoilers, and one’s long with TONS of...
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I should probably post this on the fagotto spot... but whatever. :P


- It's a beautiful instrument that should be treasured.

- Also, almost no one plays it, so they're in demand in orchestras and whatnot. HIPSTER INSTRUMENT FTW.

- It's a swear word in German and Finnish and also possibly Italian.

- Sucking on the reed gives me many fond memories of being a baby. ^_^

- If te put a guanto on superiore, in alto of the bell, and play a low B flat, the guanto will inflate. So freaking cool.

- te can poke/hit people with it accidentally-on-purpose.

- It gives te an excuse to be unladylike. In the sitting position,...
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posted by rapunzeleah123
I sighed as I woke up, blinking in the bright sunlight. I looked over at the sleeping Frank, and then at my alarm clock.


Quickly throwing off the covers, I leaped out of letto and threw on a robe. I couldn't believe I'd slept that late. Yeah, so it was summer vacation and 10:30 was nothing. But I usually got up at 7:00 a.m. I was a total freak

"LEAH!" A voice shrieked at me from outside my door. I groaned. Kris.
"Hold on, Kris, I'll be out in a minute!" I brushed my hair and teeth quickly and opened the door.

"You detto last night te were gonna make waffles!" Kris griped as we walked down...
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posted by GemonkDruid
NOTE: If te are sensitive with blatant racism against whites and Asians, then a. Why are te still Friends with me? and b. stop Leggere this article. I will not deal with people being all butthurt about this.

So da now, I think te all know that Asian parents get all uptight and pissed about grades. I mean, white parents, they don't care. They're like:

White kid: Mom I got an A
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom I got a B
Mother: *golf clap* That's great honey! *proceeds to bake cookies*
White kid: Mom...I got a C
Mother: ... That's great honey! *accidentally-on-purpose...
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posted by emilyroxx
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recente years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not...
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I wrote this for class :D hope te like it!

In the Arena,
Two rules,
Stay alive
No cannibalism.

In the Arena,
24 tributes,
To the death,
One survivor.

In the Arena,
They called for her,
I volunteered,
To save Prim's life.

In the Arena,
She took my arrows,
Arrows are life,
My arrows.

In the Arena,
He detto he'd kill me,
Would Peeta do that
To me?

In the Arena,
A cannon,
più kills,
My kills?

In the Arena,
I find him,
successivo to me.

In the Arena,
I saved him,
We'll survive.

I the Arena,
He told me,
I Amore you,
I lied.

In the Arena,
No one really
Comes out

In the Arena,
They came
to tear us
to pieces.

In the Arena,
The berries
Saved us,
In the end.

In the Arena,
We lived,
But what
was the cost?

Reviews, please?
posted by BiggerSecret
I thought "Why not confess to people that dont know me?" So heres my own confesssion article

I have never felt loved da my dad. Maybe when I was really little but thats it. He blames me for everything that goes wrong. He also sticks up for everyone but me. If my cousin hurts me, he'll say "Boys will be boys". If I go up to my cousins and talk to them to be nice, they'll leave and Ill get blamed for not hanging out with them. Its really hard when he tries to say everything wrong is because of me.

Social Problems/Depression
Whenever I'm with friends, I'm hardly ever happy. If anything, Im...
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Funny Citazioni and stiff
I will only stop being your friend when a mute guy tells a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a legless guy walk on water.
Learn the rules so te know how to properly break them
You have enemies? Good. That means te stood up for something sometime in your life.
Those are my principals, and if te don't like them...
... well i have others.
I Amore irony. te know what's ironic? How the people who know the least about te have the most to say.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Dear McDonald's Cashier,
Stop looking at me like that. Last time i checked,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
I really need to get this off my chest and I want te to know who you're replying to (if te care).

It's nothing serious o anything it's harmless, really, but it bothers me, on Fanpop, IRL, family, anywhere really. But for now I'm just talking about Fanpop.

I feel left out. I know I don't contribute too much but I just feel like everyone's got their favourite Biggerstaffs (don't lie, we all do) like best friends, and I don't have this. I'm no one's "best friend" so to speak. It's the same IRL but I'm scared to mention it because I go to school with these people and they're my only friends....
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posted by lucius_malloy
I just kinda need to rant this all out, and also I kinda hope it might help y'all if te ever apply for the IB :D this might turn out crazy long though...

Part One: In The Morning
I swear, I've never been as nervous and/or panicky as I was this morning. Not even the giorno of my confirmation, the giorno of my summer job interview and the giorno I left for Brazil put together. I mean, in a way, it's just one test (well, technically two); but on the other hand, that one test will basically determine my future for the successivo three years and possibly even further. So, yes, I was più than slightly nervous....
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posted by alexthedog
 Best is the BOTM!!!
Best is the BOTM!!!
Alex:Go into as much detail as possible on the following questions:

Do te play an instrument?

Best:No, I don't play an instrument. Although in Grade 3 and 4 my school made us learn how to play the flute, but I don't play it anymore.

Alex:Do te have any pets(little brothers count =))?

Best:No pets as in animals, but I want a cucciolo o kitty. :) And I have two younger brothers; one is 7 years old and the other a few weeks.

Alex:Tell me your Harry Potter life story.

Best:Well it started years ago, one night at my grandmother’s house when I was bored. My cousins had left already, and I was asking...
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posted by harrypotterbest
I want to get back into writing, but I'm not sure which one of my story ideas I should write about. So I'm going to give te guys a short little extract/summary of each one. Tell me which one seems most interesting (and WHY!) in the commenti please :) And lista them in order of how much te want to read them :P

#1 - "Have te ever felt like the world was spinning out from under you? Have te ever felt Lost in your own mind? Have te ever wondered what was real and what wasn't? Have te ever confused reality with your own world? Have te felt there was something more, much more, than what they...
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The successivo morning she woke up to the sunlight peeking in from the window. She sat up her brown hair fell over her shoulders. She saw that George was still awake. She avoided his eyes as she rolled onto her side. The doctor walked into the room and told her that she was free to leave. She sat up and got out of the bed. She saw her spiaggia bag sitting on the chairs. She grabbed her bag and walked out of the room. She walked into the bathroom and got herself dressed. She had a dark blue tank superiore, in alto with blue jeans and a brown blazer with her blue appartamenti on. She pulled her hair back out of her face trying...
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posted by FallenLove
Hi, I'm Alexa and I would Amore to unisciti the Biggerstaff Family! :)

I'm 13 years old and live in Wales, UK. Most people say I'm mature for my age. I was born on 31st October 1997. (That giorno was also the giorno of the end of the First Wizarding War :)

I Amore Harry Potter! I first read the series when I was 11. It took me about 2 weeks. One anno ago, I went to the Wiazrding World of Harry Potter in Orlando, Florida. I LOVED it! I think I'd be in Ravenclaw but because I haven't got my Pottermore email yet, I don't know whether it's official. My favourite character is Severus Snape because I Amore how...
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