I Want to Beat Edward Cullen With a Stick

I Want to Beat Edward Cullen With a Stick "...I'm not going to write a review. I am, instead, going to provide te with a catalog. A count of various elements in the book, which should give te a feel for exactly how numerous its flaws are." For anyone who shares my disdain for Twilight. ;-) parole chiavi: parody, funny, book, hilarious, catalog, twilight, Edward Cullen, anti twilight		inviato da Dearheart più di un anno fa

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	chloep said: O............k........ posted più di un anno fa.

	Dearheart said: And no, I didn't write the catalog or anything. I just found it on livejournal and thought I'd share it here. So don't thank me or praise me (or stick my head in a blender, depending on who you are) for writing that brilliant article. IT WASN'T ME!! :-p posted più di un anno fa.

	i_luv_angst said: OH MY GOD LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats hilarious. Finally someone else who does not want twilight (it doesn't even deserve to be capitalized) to take over the world.... posted più di un anno fa.

	king_wa said: OMG!!!!!!!!!! That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! posted più di un anno fa.

	ebathory said: LMAO! That was the funniest thing I have read in a while! Good on you! I'm glad I'm not the only one who is worried what reading this 'book' is doing to the brains of the teenage girls of the world.... posted più di un anno fa.

	housegrl32 said: Awesome! Sometimes I worry I'm the only person on earth who really hates this series, but I will worry no more!:D posted più di un anno fa.

	spikes_girl said: poor girl, her brain obviously has something wrong with it...she should see a doctor. a highly trained, twilight-loving doctor. for she is clearly insane. posted più di un anno fa.

	Dearheart said: Lol, to each his own I guess. But seriously, did you not see all those things she listed? Such as Edward's "beauty" being described 165 TIMES?? Or Ed kissing Bella and her heart LITERALLY stops? Or Stephanie Meyer's unwieldy adjectives and not-so-good grammar? ("Incandescent" and "scintillating" indeed...what do they teach in schools these days?...) I personally think the gal who wrote this catalog/parody is one of the few people out there who AREN'T insane, lol. Twilight has killed many, many innocent brain cells. It's tragic. And even MORE tragic that the author of this thing shares my first name, grrrrr... Someday I swear, I will get published and give the name "Stephanie" a reputation to be PROUD OF!! Lol, I am writer! Hear me roar!! :-P Kinda random, but I happen to like another character named Edward who has more intrigue and character depth in his little finger than the sparkly guy ever had altogether. And HE'S from a bloody anime/manga!! finishes ranting and flees for her life from all the Twi-hards and Edward fangirls chasing after her with torches and pitchforks... posted più di un anno fa. last edited più di un anno fa

	spikes_girl said: runs after dearheart carrying torches and pitchforks lol posted più di un anno fa.

	khfan12 said: love it. its so true, i mean, how could edward be real? It was just stupid of the author to depict edward as 'perfect' hate to tell you this(not really) no one is perfect. posted più di un anno fa. last edited più di un anno fa

	Dearheart said: Lol, that's alright. If people enjoy Twilight, that's cool. The only time it REALLY gets on my nerves is when the fangirls worship the series like their freakin' Bible, lol. posted più di un anno fa.

	king_wa said: come on spikes_girl... you know it was funny!!!!!!!!!! posted più di un anno fa.

	spikes_girl said: no, i know it was insanity. and you do too posted più di un anno fa.

	emisa123 said: ...that...was...amazing!!! posted più di un anno fa.

	tristesabovell said: That was funny, but if you wrote a book that you thought was a big hit would you like somebody making fun of it. Thats just not fair, to the author at least.!!!!! posted più di un anno fa.