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#1:
WEAZEL NEWS: The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.


#2:
WEAZEL NEWS: We looked around for some intelligent witnesses. But all we could find was "this" man..


#3: SCOOTER:
Narrator: And too answer the question.. Are te fat because your on a scooter.. Or.. Are te on a scooter because your fat.. Who cares. Your on a scooter, and their not.


#4: MUMMIFIED:
Narrator: Listen to this pleased costomer.. I SWEAR I didn't pay him.


#5: REPUBLICAN spazio RANGERS:
ALIEN: The gods are right. te came.. Greetings.
COMMANDER: God damn it! This asshole don't...
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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) te CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, te look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) te do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as te are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what te THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because te decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! o I WILL SET te ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd te leave the toilet sede, sedile up?
Peele: cagna WHY WAS te LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do te even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, te protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my preferito cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my preferito cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. te know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: te do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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posted by Canada24
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best Citazioni of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. te might the only guy I know, to be half eaten da wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid o te get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're più ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave te all I had....
#10: Batman: Gotham da Gaslight



Now here is the real R Rated animated Batman movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham da Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian Londra city, Batman must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, te would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character te would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He detto it was the worst fan fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking mostra it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the superiore, in alto of the list. The things that...
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posted by Canada24
EPISODE 1:

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All te have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a preferito character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh...
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posted by Canada24
WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare arcobaleno Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the rosa mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! te made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's...
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added by Canada24
Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 38

Nothing But The Truth

February 25, 1954

The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.

Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon Suite against Pierce Hawkins....
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added by Dreamtime
Source: deviantart
#1:
Nazi Officer 1: The hell is she Canto now?

Nazi Officer 2: I have no idea, I think it was popolare a couple years back.

Nazi Officer 3: At least she is no longer on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!

[During this, Rip sings the lines I just wanna tell te how I'm feeling; Gotta make te understand~! in the background.]

[Cut back to Rip singing.]
Rip: Never gonna give te up, never gonna let te down, never gonna run around and desert you~! Never gonna make te cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~!

[She suddenly collapses and trembles...
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#1:
Pink: (envisioning himself as Nazi leader, and speaking though megaphone) We're {waiting to succeed} and going to convene outside Brixton
Town Hall where we're going to be...
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to cut out the deadwood.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) To clean up the city!
Nazi followers: Waiting!..
Pink and the followers: For. the worms!
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to put on a black shirt.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to weed out the weaklings.
Nazi followers: Waiting!
Pink: (though megaphone) to smash in their...
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KORN:
Trash
Bottled up inside
Right now
Did my time
Thoughtless
Here to stay
Falling away from me
here to stay
Make me bad
Beg for me

METALLICA:
Leper Messiah
Eye of the beholder
Enter Sandman
Sad but true
Ride the lighting
master of puppets
One
Whom the campana, bell tolls
Ride the lightening
Blackened

AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
Nightmare
Almost easy
Afterlife
Little piece of heaven
Scream
Welcome to the family
Natural born killer
God hated us
Fiction
God hated us


ACDC:
Fire your pistole
Givin' a dog a bone
Hell's bells
If te dare
Have a drink on me
Thunderstruck
Back in black
Highway to hell
TNT
Rock and roll ain't noise...
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video
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a zanzara bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before te even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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It started with my 3 anno old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The successivo evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once più da his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a videocamera in his room, in order...
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