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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as te are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what te THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because te decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! o I WILL SET te ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing...
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Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd te leave the toilet sede, sedile up?
Peele: cagna WHY WAS te LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do te even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted da most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed da Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, te protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my preferito cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my preferito cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. te know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: te do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...
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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He detto it was the worst fan fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking mostra it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the superiore, in alto of the list. The things that...
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#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded da a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....
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#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.


#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.


#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...
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posted by Canada24
EPISODE 1:

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All te have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a preferito character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh...
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posted by Canada24
WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare arcobaleno Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the rosa mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! te made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's...
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This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..


#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..


#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...
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Let's be honest EVERYONE knows about this dude.



Unless your from a dead beat country like (insert town of one of my fan pop friends) te know it's Jason-Fucking-Voorhees.
The machete dude.. The undead monster.. The "stab te for no reason" undead dude.

Frankly I don't think I have ever actually SEEN the Friday the 13th series.. I know who Jason Voorhees IS.. I mean, I seen Freddy VS Jason..
Such an underrated movie..

But anyway. I finally seen this series..
But too be honest..
I don't find these Film actually very good.
Their not BAD.. There just kinda stupid..
Witch is weird coming from...
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#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give te insight -- I'll mostra te what your guts look like.


#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 più secondi your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard ha rubato, stola our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...
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#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:

The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his Anime counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..



#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Now, you're probably wondering what this is all about. Today is Halloween, not only is it a fun holiday, but it also marks my one anno anniversary of being a fan on this club, and my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. That's what HIP stands for. STH on the other hand, stands for my username, Sean The Hedgehog.

STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little pony related username's one anno anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
Fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.

October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville

STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big...
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#10: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor was described as a difficult person to deal with: extreme, unhinged, impetuous, psychopathic, unpredictable, sociopathic, and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the secondo trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on fuoco and walking out of the area without a care in sight.

But Trevor is lowest.. Cause Trevor is honest about it and will never mostra hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's)..



#9: THE GOVERNER (Comic...
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#1: JASON VOORHEES:
You don't even have to know the Film to know who Jason is. And he gave us a new look at old hockey masks..


#2: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's scary, he's funny, he's friggin Freddy Krueger!
Like Jason, he became one of the biggest names in Slash movie.
And the greatest evil laugh. successivo to, well, many others, but still..


#3: MICHAEL MYERS:
Once more, He is the biggest names in Slash movie..


#4: CHUCKY:
I myself make fun of him. He is a bit of an idiot, he keeps monologing, and had so many chances to do that spell on Andy, but didn't.
But still. We all know who he is. And we all Amore that...
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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) te CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, te look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) te do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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#10: Batman: Gotham da Gaslight



Now here is the real R Rated animated Batman movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham da Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian Londra city, Batman must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, te would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character te would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are più SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved da them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...
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#1:
AVGN: te know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your Nintendo Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...
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