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As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the successivo Robert England.
And, te know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. te never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* o even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So te know he's gone Amore every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).



Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..


#3: PURGE:

I probably don't need to explain da this point



These are the type of films te have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..



Jim Carrey is hilarious here.

Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs

Doug, I Amore te man.
But te when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..


#6: NUMBER 23:

Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.

And he's GOOD at it..

Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn te hollywood!



It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).

But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..



Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..



Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.



Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)
We Amore him. But that's not really an excuse.
Unlike Homer Simpson who actually loves and cares for his children even when they drive him nuts Peter treats his kids like dirt in one episode where Stewie suffers a concussion and Meg and Chris try to hide it but Peter knew the whole time but detto nothing and his solution for the problem was throwing Stewie under the Car and passing the blame on Lois, he even admitted he hated spending time with his own kids..

No matter how drunk (or ghost-drunk) our father got, he never blamed us for how his novel wasn't coming...
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(real name Doug Walker):
He's loud, he's foul mouthed, he's non-apologictic. And he carries a gun everywhere he goes.
Obviously not someone you'd want babysitting your kids (the character, not the real Doug Walker, he seems really nice)..
I learned the hard way.. Once te find him.. te never stop, until you've seen EVERY video... Still haven't..

(Real name unknown)
It's DUMB humour done right.
PBG is immature humour. But in a good way.
Anyone who likes JonTron, would like PBG.
And his video of original Aminal crossing, and PuttPutt games take me back to...
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i Amore this song
def leppard
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My count as one of their greatest songs ever..

This song has the best Musica video, and such an an awesome chorus! The chitarra riffs go so well with the basso and vocals..

I always loved what Davis did with his voice in the verses, and the powerful chorus just completes it..

It's hard to explain what makes this song so epic..

#5: BLAME:
I Amore the fast parts, so badass..

Epic Musica video with the guy from Breaking Bad, and strong lyrics..

I Amore the evil laugh, as nobody was probably serprised...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer domande such as THIS one"

My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"

Can te get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.

Why are bambini ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"

How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."

Is is normal to be in Amore with your dog?
"... te need help"...
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#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated da woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped da a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied da the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...
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I am a man who walks alone

And when I'm walking a dark road

At night o strolling through the park

When the light begins to change

I sometimes feel a little strange

A little anxious when it's dark.....

Fear of the dark,fear of the dark

I have constant fear that something's always near..

Fear of the dark,fear of the dark

I have a phobia that someone's always there


Have te run your fingers down the wall....!~

And have te felt your neck skin crawl....

When you're searching for the light ...

Sometimes when you're scared to take a look

At the corner of the room..

You've sensed that something's...
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Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what te want about Americans but we understand capitalism. te buy yourself a product and te get what te pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store Angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

Rick: All I remember is that I was in a police uniform. te know what that means..?
Morgan: Your a cop?
Rick: Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two.

Rick: (nearly hit da a large wrench) Wow... That was fantastic aim!

Morgan: I don't feel comfortable about wearing a police uniform.. In fact... I'm giving this uniform to the first guy I see.
Rick: (takes it) Funny, that's exactly how I became a cop in the first place.

RICK: da Morgan, hope te never try to kill me in the future.

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm...
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I Amore this friggin song!

It ain't fading!
Maan I gotta let it out!
Am I crazy!?
Screaming, nothing ever comes out!
I keep feeling, lost!
I'll never find my way out!
I'm not thanking, them!
Unless the truth can pour out!

Give me some courage!
Beating me down now for some time!
Are te laughing, am I funny?
I hate inside.

I'll take this time!
To let out what's inside!
Cuz I will break!
Sometimes I wish you'd die!
Full of sorrow!
You raped and ha rubato, stola my pride!
And all this hate!
Is bottled up inside!

My heart's breaking!
Maan te really ripped it out!
You take pleasure!
Watching as I...
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Reggie is a minor antagonist with a very brief role of the series.
He is the childhood bully of Saten and Derpy, though his methods seems più immature then cruel. But either way he is accidentally killed da Saten in an event that ironically caused Saten's cutie mark, despite not being his true talent.

Not much is known about him, despite that he is a hardcore stoner.

She has no real appearance yet, but is mentioned to be a possible prostitute, and robbed Saten Twist of a proper childhood, due to her obsessive drinking, unfortunately Saten also grows up to...
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