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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 24
Orion
May 17, 1953
Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.
Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem. Now, to head over to that train station, and get a passenger train back to Cheyenne.
Dock Worker: Uh, actually, your boss just called. He detto te have to stay here for the night.
Orion: What? B-b-but, I always drive the passenger train from here to Cheyenne. Why doesn't he want me to do that?
Dock Worker: I don't know, call him.
Orion: No, I have a better idea. I am going to do something terrible, and my boss will have to fuoco me!
Dock Worker: If te don't want to work for him, why don't te just quit?
Orion: I can't do that. It would make things obvious, and Pete would try to kill me. However, if I get fired, he won't kill me.
Dock Worker: Jeez. te railroad workers *Walks away*
In Cheyenne
Pete: Gordon, I have to go deal with something down in Silver City.
Gordon: Whoa. They have an entire city made of silver?
Pete: No, that's just the name of the city. It's in New Mexico.
Gordon: Oh. So, why are te telling me this?
Pete: You're in charge.
Gordon: Me? This is awesome! I'm going to do the greatest things this railroad ever witnessed.
Pete: Yep. Just do what it says on this paper *Gives Gordon paper*
Gordon: *Reading paper* te got it.
Pete: Don't fuck anything up, o you'll get suspended from work for three months.
Gordon: Okay, I get it. te want me to be responsible for once.
Pete: Okay. I just want to make sure *Leaves office* God, why does Gordon have to be the secondary in command?
After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.
Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Operator: Operator?
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a scrivania, reception for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would te like to speak to?
Gordon: Gesù christ, get me the fucking tavolo company, o whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to scrivania, reception servicing*
scrivania, reception seller: Hello, this is scrivania, reception servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a scrivania, reception made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
scrivania, reception seller: How would te like the scrivania, reception delivered?
Gordon: da train.
scrivania, reception seller: te got it. We'll have the scrivania, reception loaded onto one of your trains.
Gordon: Thank you. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Arrives* How are things going?
Gordon: None of your business, go away.
Hawkeye: te haven't done one thing that Pete told te to do yet. Haven't you?
Gordon: Nope. Get out.
Hawkeye: Alright, but Pete isn't going to be happy to hear about this. *Leaves office*
Ten minuti later
Orion: *Lands at trainyard*
Percy: Whoa! Orion, where did te come from?
Orion: San Diego.
Percy: How did te get here so fast?
Orion: I flew at high altitudes. Where's Pete?
Percy: He went down to Silver City.
Orion: There's a city made entirely out of silver? Where?
Percy: *Facehoof* Silver City New Mexico.
Orion: Oh. If Pete's not here, who's in charge?
Percy: If I tell you, will te promise not to freak out?
Orion: I bet te it's Hawkeye.
Percy: No, it's Gordon.
Orion: Now I really want to get fired. *Going to office*
Metal Gloss: *Blowing horn on train*
Orion: *Runs onto platform at station*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Orion: Why is there a freight car on your passenger train?
Metal Gloss: Why don't te open the door, and find out?
Orion: *Opens door to freight car* It's a desk. What's this doing here?
Metal Gloss: According to the ponies loading it into the car, they detto it was for Gordon.
Orion: Oh no. *Runs to office*
Metal Gloss: Hey! Who's going to help me get this thing out of here?
Orion: *Arrives at office*
Gordon: *On phone* Okay president Eisenhower, anything te say.
Orion: Gordon-
Gordon: Yeah, yeah. I'll call te back in forty minutes, and te can send someponies down here, and take them all.
Eisenhower: Good. We could use some più of those.
Gordon: Alrighty then Mr. President. Goodbye *Hangs up* What is it?
Orion: A scrivania, reception for te has arrived.
Gordon: Ah, good *runs to platform*
Metal Gloss: *Gets scrivania, reception out of freight car*
Gordon: Get away from that, te don't know what you're doing!
Metal Gloss: *Gets away from table*
Gordon: *Examining table* You're lucky this didn't get damaged!
Metal Gloss: *Runs away*
Gordon: Now Orion, help me get this scrivania, reception into my office, o you're fired.
Orion: te want to fuoco me if I don't help with the desk?
Gordon: Yeah, te got a problem with that?
Orion: No, no, I want to be fired.
Gordon: Well tough shit. I won't give te the satisfaction.
Orion: *Groaning*
After three minuti of arguing, and moving a tavolo
Gordon & Orion: *Gently place scrivania, reception in office*
Gordon: Thank te for your assistance.
Orion: Yeah, sure *Walks away*
Percy: *Arrives* So this is the scrivania, reception te ordered.
Gordon: That's right. I bet te don't know what kind of wood this is.
Percy: It's oak.
Gordon: Nope. It's oak.
Percy: *shrugs* Whatever *Leaves office*
Stylo was successivo to arrive in Cheyenne. He just finished bringing a freight from Chicagoat.
Stylo: *Going towards coupling*
Metal Gloss: Stylo.
Stylo: What is it?
Metal Gloss: It's Gordon. Pete left him in charge, and now he's bossing us around.
Stylo: Alright. Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: *arrives* Say my name, and I'll appear.
Stylo: Okay. What are we going to do about Gordon?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. We'll go into his office, and sell the desk. Then, he'll have nothing.
Stylo: If te say so. Let's do it. *Goes to station*
Hawkeye: *Following Stylo*
Inside the office
Gordon: *on phone* So, what do te think of St. Foalis so far?
Coffee Creme: It's good, but I've been here before.
Gordon: te have? When?
Coffee Creme: Remember when me, and Hawkeye had to go pick up a few engines from the Baltimare & Ohio?
Gordon: Oh yeah. Then he tricked me, and got me suspended from work!
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Hello hello hello.
Gordon: What do te want?
Hawkeye: We just wanted to take a look around.
Coffee Creme: Who's there?
Gordon: *Checks clock* Uh, Coff, I'll be right back *Hangs up* Listen te two, I have to wait for a very important call from President Eisenhower.
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing* You're pulling our leg.
Gordon: No I'm not! I'm making a deal with him to get rid of every steam locomotive we have here. te gotta take the call, while I use the bathroom. *Walks to bathroom*
Stylo: Alright. Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: Well, *Takes phone, and sits on desk* Let's get that call for him. Shall we?
Stylo: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Calling the president*
Operator: Operator?
Hawkeye: What are te waiting for? Get me the President of the United States!
Operator: One moment sir.
Stylo: Hahahahaha!
Hawkeye: Gordon is going to go apeshit when he hears his deal goes off.
Stylo: If he made one of course.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah.
President: Hello?
Hawkeye: Hello, is this President Dwight D. Eisenhower?
President: Yeah. Who is this?
Hawkeye: Wha- Well don't te recognize my voice te numnut? This is Gordon Suite!
President: Oh yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, the deal for those steam engines are off, te can find another railroad willing to give them to you-
Gordon: *Arrives* te got him, good! Now get off the desk, and give me my phone *Takes phone* Hello?
President: Yeah? I'm still here.
Gordon: Good. I'm so glad te took the time to call me back.
President: I called you?
Gordon: Yes, te detto te would when te made up your mind about the deal.
President: Earlier te detto te wouldn't give those steam locomotives to me.
Gordon: I did not.
Stylo: *Leaning on desk*
Gordon: Off the desk!
Stylo: *Gets off desk*
President: Look, Mr. Suite, whatever you're trying to do, it's not working. Goodbye *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't believe that happened.
Hawkeye: Well it could've gone worse.
Gordon: How?
Stylo: Like this *Smashes desk*
Gordon: MY DESK!!
Hawkeye: Oh, that was your's? I'm sorry.
Gordon: Pierce! How could you?!
Stylo: What are te blaming him for? I'm the one that broke the desk.
Gordon: Get out, both of you!!
successivo day, Pete returned
Percy: Sir, you're back.
Pete: Yep, and I'm proud to be back.
Percy: Good.
Gordon: Sir, I need your help!
Pete: Oh boy. What is it now?
Gordon: I bought a desk, and Stylo smashed it!
Pete: So?
Gordon: So?! It was my desk, and they destroyed it!
Pete: I don't care, as long as they didn't break anything that belongs to me.
Gordon: Like this? *Breaks window*
Pete: Suspension, three months, leave!
Gordon: Aw! *Leaves*
The End
On the successivo episode of Ponies On The Rails
Orion continues to try, and get fired.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 24
Orion
May 17, 1953
Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.
Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem. Now, to head over to that train station, and get a passenger train back to Cheyenne.
Dock Worker: Uh, actually, your boss just called. He detto te have to stay here for the night.
Orion: What? B-b-but, I always drive the passenger train from here to Cheyenne. Why doesn't he want me to do that?
Dock Worker: I don't know, call him.
Orion: No, I have a better idea. I am going to do something terrible, and my boss will have to fuoco me!
Dock Worker: If te don't want to work for him, why don't te just quit?
Orion: I can't do that. It would make things obvious, and Pete would try to kill me. However, if I get fired, he won't kill me.
Dock Worker: Jeez. te railroad workers *Walks away*
In Cheyenne
Pete: Gordon, I have to go deal with something down in Silver City.
Gordon: Whoa. They have an entire city made of silver?
Pete: No, that's just the name of the city. It's in New Mexico.
Gordon: Oh. So, why are te telling me this?
Pete: You're in charge.
Gordon: Me? This is awesome! I'm going to do the greatest things this railroad ever witnessed.
Pete: Yep. Just do what it says on this paper *Gives Gordon paper*
Gordon: *Reading paper* te got it.
Pete: Don't fuck anything up, o you'll get suspended from work for three months.
Gordon: Okay, I get it. te want me to be responsible for once.
Pete: Okay. I just want to make sure *Leaves office* God, why does Gordon have to be the secondary in command?
After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.
Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Operator: Operator?
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a scrivania, reception for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would te like to speak to?
Gordon: Gesù christ, get me the fucking tavolo company, o whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to scrivania, reception servicing*
scrivania, reception seller: Hello, this is scrivania, reception servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a scrivania, reception made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
scrivania, reception seller: How would te like the scrivania, reception delivered?
Gordon: da train.
scrivania, reception seller: te got it. We'll have the scrivania, reception loaded onto one of your trains.
Gordon: Thank you. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Arrives* How are things going?
Gordon: None of your business, go away.
Hawkeye: te haven't done one thing that Pete told te to do yet. Haven't you?
Gordon: Nope. Get out.
Hawkeye: Alright, but Pete isn't going to be happy to hear about this. *Leaves office*
Ten minuti later
Orion: *Lands at trainyard*
Percy: Whoa! Orion, where did te come from?
Orion: San Diego.
Percy: How did te get here so fast?
Orion: I flew at high altitudes. Where's Pete?
Percy: He went down to Silver City.
Orion: There's a city made entirely out of silver? Where?
Percy: *Facehoof* Silver City New Mexico.
Orion: Oh. If Pete's not here, who's in charge?
Percy: If I tell you, will te promise not to freak out?
Orion: I bet te it's Hawkeye.
Percy: No, it's Gordon.
Orion: Now I really want to get fired. *Going to office*
Metal Gloss: *Blowing horn on train*
Orion: *Runs onto platform at station*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Orion: Why is there a freight car on your passenger train?
Metal Gloss: Why don't te open the door, and find out?
Orion: *Opens door to freight car* It's a desk. What's this doing here?
Metal Gloss: According to the ponies loading it into the car, they detto it was for Gordon.
Orion: Oh no. *Runs to office*
Metal Gloss: Hey! Who's going to help me get this thing out of here?
Orion: *Arrives at office*
Gordon: *On phone* Okay president Eisenhower, anything te say.
Orion: Gordon-
Gordon: Yeah, yeah. I'll call te back in forty minutes, and te can send someponies down here, and take them all.
Eisenhower: Good. We could use some più of those.
Gordon: Alrighty then Mr. President. Goodbye *Hangs up* What is it?
Orion: A scrivania, reception for te has arrived.
Gordon: Ah, good *runs to platform*
Metal Gloss: *Gets scrivania, reception out of freight car*
Gordon: Get away from that, te don't know what you're doing!
Metal Gloss: *Gets away from table*
Gordon: *Examining table* You're lucky this didn't get damaged!
Metal Gloss: *Runs away*
Gordon: Now Orion, help me get this scrivania, reception into my office, o you're fired.
Orion: te want to fuoco me if I don't help with the desk?
Gordon: Yeah, te got a problem with that?
Orion: No, no, I want to be fired.
Gordon: Well tough shit. I won't give te the satisfaction.
Orion: *Groaning*
After three minuti of arguing, and moving a tavolo
Gordon & Orion: *Gently place scrivania, reception in office*
Gordon: Thank te for your assistance.
Orion: Yeah, sure *Walks away*
Percy: *Arrives* So this is the scrivania, reception te ordered.
Gordon: That's right. I bet te don't know what kind of wood this is.
Percy: It's oak.
Gordon: Nope. It's oak.
Percy: *shrugs* Whatever *Leaves office*
Stylo was successivo to arrive in Cheyenne. He just finished bringing a freight from Chicagoat.
Stylo: *Going towards coupling*
Metal Gloss: Stylo.
Stylo: What is it?
Metal Gloss: It's Gordon. Pete left him in charge, and now he's bossing us around.
Stylo: Alright. Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: *arrives* Say my name, and I'll appear.
Stylo: Okay. What are we going to do about Gordon?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. We'll go into his office, and sell the desk. Then, he'll have nothing.
Stylo: If te say so. Let's do it. *Goes to station*
Hawkeye: *Following Stylo*
Inside the office
Gordon: *on phone* So, what do te think of St. Foalis so far?
Coffee Creme: It's good, but I've been here before.
Gordon: te have? When?
Coffee Creme: Remember when me, and Hawkeye had to go pick up a few engines from the Baltimare & Ohio?
Gordon: Oh yeah. Then he tricked me, and got me suspended from work!
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Hello hello hello.
Gordon: What do te want?
Hawkeye: We just wanted to take a look around.
Coffee Creme: Who's there?
Gordon: *Checks clock* Uh, Coff, I'll be right back *Hangs up* Listen te two, I have to wait for a very important call from President Eisenhower.
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing* You're pulling our leg.
Gordon: No I'm not! I'm making a deal with him to get rid of every steam locomotive we have here. te gotta take the call, while I use the bathroom. *Walks to bathroom*
Stylo: Alright. Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: Well, *Takes phone, and sits on desk* Let's get that call for him. Shall we?
Stylo: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Calling the president*
Operator: Operator?
Hawkeye: What are te waiting for? Get me the President of the United States!
Operator: One moment sir.
Stylo: Hahahahaha!
Hawkeye: Gordon is going to go apeshit when he hears his deal goes off.
Stylo: If he made one of course.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah.
President: Hello?
Hawkeye: Hello, is this President Dwight D. Eisenhower?
President: Yeah. Who is this?
Hawkeye: Wha- Well don't te recognize my voice te numnut? This is Gordon Suite!
President: Oh yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, the deal for those steam engines are off, te can find another railroad willing to give them to you-
Gordon: *Arrives* te got him, good! Now get off the desk, and give me my phone *Takes phone* Hello?
President: Yeah? I'm still here.
Gordon: Good. I'm so glad te took the time to call me back.
President: I called you?
Gordon: Yes, te detto te would when te made up your mind about the deal.
President: Earlier te detto te wouldn't give those steam locomotives to me.
Gordon: I did not.
Stylo: *Leaning on desk*
Gordon: Off the desk!
Stylo: *Gets off desk*
President: Look, Mr. Suite, whatever you're trying to do, it's not working. Goodbye *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't believe that happened.
Hawkeye: Well it could've gone worse.
Gordon: How?
Stylo: Like this *Smashes desk*
Gordon: MY DESK!!
Hawkeye: Oh, that was your's? I'm sorry.
Gordon: Pierce! How could you?!
Stylo: What are te blaming him for? I'm the one that broke the desk.
Gordon: Get out, both of you!!
successivo day, Pete returned
Percy: Sir, you're back.
Pete: Yep, and I'm proud to be back.
Percy: Good.
Gordon: Sir, I need your help!
Pete: Oh boy. What is it now?
Gordon: I bought a desk, and Stylo smashed it!
Pete: So?
Gordon: So?! It was my desk, and they destroyed it!
Pete: I don't care, as long as they didn't break anything that belongs to me.
Gordon: Like this? *Breaks window*
Pete: Suspension, three months, leave!
Gordon: Aw! *Leaves*
The End
On the successivo episode of Ponies On The Rails
Orion continues to try, and get fired.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Robotnik: Pingas!
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell te what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. più for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin Amore the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders arcobaleno Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders arcobaleno Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Anyone have that game where te Amore it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. te can't go on random strada, via rampages.
But I actually Amore this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
te get less tired of them, cause te never know when the successivo one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the mostra LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person da protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. te can't go on random strada, via rampages.
But I actually Amore this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
te get less tired of them, cause te never know when the successivo one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the mostra LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person da protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
#1:
Why is canada a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza country?
"Cause the mighty king oca gives us Cibo to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tartaruga against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this anno for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
Why is canada a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza country?
"Cause the mighty king oca gives us Cibo to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tartaruga against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"
#3:
Halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this anno for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"
#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"
#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"
#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"
#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"
#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"
