now, i present to you...
THE banana SONG!!!
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Charlie te look quite down,
with your big, fat eyes,
and your big fat frown.
the world doesnt have to be so GRAAAAAAAY!
Charlie, when your lifes a mess,
when te feelin blue,
always in distress,
I know what can wash that sad away.
ALL te HAVE TO DO IS,
PUT A banana IN YOUR EAR!
a banana in my ear?
PUT A RIPE banana RIGHT INTO YOUR preferito EAR!
ITS TRUE!
Says who?
SO TRUE!
ONCE ITS IN YOUR GLOOM WILL DISAPEER!
THE BAD IN THE WORLD IS HARD TO HEAR,
WHEN IN YOUR EAR, A banana CHEERS!
SO GO AND PUT A banana IN YOUR EAR!

PUT A banana IN YOUR EAR!
I'd rather keep my ear clear!
te WILL NEVER BE HAPPY,
IF YOUR LIVE YOUR LIFE IN FEAR!
ITS TRUE!
says you!
SO TRUE!
ONCE ITS IN THE SKYS ARE BRIGHT AND CLEAR!
OH EVERYDAY OF EVERY YEAR!
THE SUN SHINES BRIGHT ON THIS BIG BLUE SPHEAR!
SO GO AND PUT A BAN-AN-A IN YOUR
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!