50 Things to do in an elevator
1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.
2.Blow your nose and offer to mostra the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of te just shut UP!
4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.
5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
8.Crack open your ventiquattrore, sincronia file o purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?
9.Offer name tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear...