50 Things to do in an elevator

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to mostra the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of te just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your ventiquattrore, sincronia file o purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear...