OK, I know te guys are thinking: "What?! How dare you! Bella and Edward's Amore is the best and most romantic Amore of all times!111Elevntyone!!!1" And then, you're going to say I'm just some guy who hasn't read the books. I'm not. I'm a teenage girl, and I have read all the books. Even Bree Tanner and that bit of Midnight Sun on Meyer's website.

I'll just discuss the reasons why it's not true love.

Physical Attraction
...And più of it.
Picture this. Our great female lead is in an average high-school cafetaria, surrounded da average, high school kids. It's noisy and loud, and she wishes she was...

1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year.
2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar.
3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail.
4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive.
7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words.
8. The storyline is trite and...

Okay, so I just wrote an articolo called "Bella Swan: A Rant", and it seems a lot people liked it, which mad me glad! But I've deicided to write an articolo about Jacob Black, one of the most loved, yet hated characters in the twilight saga
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Now, what I don't get is why so many people (Especially Edward lovers) hate the guy so much. Okay, yes, he can be selfish, but he was so kind and sweet in New Moon to Bella. He helped her when no one else could, and started to make her smile and laugh again. I really loved him in New Moon(more than Edward, that's for sure.) And to say I was ticked off when...

Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and commenti about Edward being "pathetic" o "gay" because he was a 100 anno old virgin. I've written this articolo to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...

I would like to note that anne riso wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne ha rubato, stola it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank da Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...

We have a discussion on the forum here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...

For people who were expecting this articolo to be earlier, really sorry about that! But I've been getting ready for school(WAH!), so...you get the point.
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So, this article(as te can obviously see from the title) is about Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes, I'm pretty sure you've heard of her. The autore of the Twilight Saga and the Host, she's pretty much one of the most popolare writers at this point. Why?
I really don't know.
The lista of reasons

1)Her writing
Okay, even back when I was a mega fan of twilight(bows head in shame), I never liked the writing. Its just..not good. Hard to explain really. Now reading...

OK, this is my very first articolo - I have never written an articolo for fanpop before. It's a poor excuse if this turns out to be the poorest articolo ever submitted, but I'm going to use it anyway... please go easy on me xD. This is LONG, so orso with me, I appreciate it!

I have been wondering for some time now about Bella's vulnerability, state of mind, and complessivamente, generale mental well-being. New Moon, in the beginning, was my favourite book of the series, for two reasons: Jacob Black was instantly likeable and interesting, winning the titolo of my favourite character, but also the black hole that Bella...

Preface:
I have read all libri and seen the movies.
Most importantly, the fact that it’s fantasy doesn’t excuse the themes and messages in the book. Fiction is merely a vehicle humans developed to communicate important lessons, values and philosophies. I am not claiming any of the implications I discuss were intentional on SMeyer’s part. Whether o not the autore o readers are aware of it, though, the Twilight series communicates dangerous messages about what is acceptable o admirable o desirable.
Also, I highly recommend link. It’s long, but fascinating and deeper than the libri themselves....