If te could ask Stephenie Meyer a question/s what would it/they be?

1. Where'd the plot of the story go?
2. Were te on acid when te made Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. sparkle?
3. How do te live with yourself knowing people compare your crappy piece of literature of something as truly amazing as Shakespeare?
4. Why do te refuse to take criticism?
5. Why didn't te give your characters any flaws unless they were blonde? And even then the flaw was only being a complete bitch.
6. Why does it seem like te ripped of Harry Potter and countless other libri that are why ahead of your level.
7. Why do te think two people could fall "irrevocably" in Amore with each other in, what was it?, about two weeks?
8. How many times did te refer to a thesaurus while Scrivere Twilight?
9. Along with the fact that te so obviously had detto thesaurus, did te also have a dictionary to look up meanings of some of your "big" words?
(ex: chagrin, masochist)
10. Do te like nechrophelism and bestiality? Because that's the very basics of what Twilights about.
11. Why do te want to send a message to teenage girls that if they're dumped, they should jump off a cliff to hear his voice again?
12. Why do te approve of Ikkle Sethie going through all your mail and your computer and basically EVERYTHING around te to make sure it doesn't offend Twilight?
13. Why do does it seem like Bella's physical descrizione is just You-100lbs?
And Lastly
13. Why does Twilight just seem like an overlong, crappy fanfiction?

1: Why are all the male protagonists in your libri abusive? (Edward, Jared etc) and why are your libri so sexist?
2: Why are Bella and Edward so unnaturaly obssesed to each other? Do te know that healthy, normal ralationships are not like that?
3: Do te have an issue with blonde people???
4: If Bella is not pretty, why is everybody in Amore with her?
5: Why does Bella Amore Edward, apart from him being perfect looking?
6: Do te support pedophilia?
7: When a guy dumbs a girl, should she develop schizophrenia and/or commit suiside?
8: Do te think that a young person shoud dump college like it's nothing important?
9: Do te think that a girl should be a virgin before her marriage and if she's not it's wrong?
10: Do te think that if a teenage girl doesn't have any life besides her boyfriend, it should be considered normal?

1. Are te sure it was a dream te had when te first met Edward o was it just a hallucination due to the drug te obviously took?

2. Do te feel good when teenagers go saying "UMIGUD! Twilight iz zooo gud! Its better than that Shekaspare shet"?

3. Why did te destroy the hope that teenagers could read good literature? Now they basically compare everything to Twilight and sometimes refuse to read anything else because "It won-t be as good as Twilight." Which certainly is a lie.

4. Why on Earth make such terrific MONSTERS glowing ANGELS?

5. Did Stephen King crept te out so much when te were little that te decided to change the Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. look/personality/menu?

6. Do te realize te could have saved THOUSANDS of trees if te would have just published Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn as a short story?

1. You've made the boyfriends of thousands of your fan seem inadequate because they don't sparkle. Are te happy?
2. You've made your fan define the perfect man as "sparkly" and "dead" and "LAME!". Are te happy?
3. Do te compare your husband to Edward? Is it ok he doesn't sparkle?
4. How have te hooked so many fan into libri which have no plot?
5. Do te know what a vampire is?
6. Do te know that good Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. don't sparkle?
7. Do te know that your Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. suck because they sparkle?
8. If Bella is such a dull person, why do so many guys fall in Amore with her?
9. Does this mean I have to have a low self esteem and a dependence on men to find true love?
10. What made te think Jacob falling in Amore with a baby is a good idea?
11. Why didn't te just put Jacob and Leah together and leave Renesmee to be a baby?
12. What part of Bella being bruised and battered on the night of her honeymoon and loving it do te think is appropriate for 12 year-old girls to read?

I could go on and on. This is actually very easy for me and somehow I think therapeutic.

What (near fatal blow to the head) inspired te to write Twilight?

Well te already wrote the domande i would ask her so i'm only gonna add

What were te thinking when te invented Renesmee???

Why does every girl in Twilight NEEDS a boyfriend???

1. Sparkles? Really? What the crud?
2. What would really happen if Buffy and Edward met? How about Buffy and Alice?
3. Alice's story about being in an insane asylum... Did te write that from personal experience?
4. Did te ever have a boyfriend steal your body glitter (and therefor become the inspiration for the sparklies)?
5. Do te know what a Mary Sue is?
6. Was your editor drunk when she let Breaking Dawn through to be published?

What were te thinking when te were Scrivere Breaking Dawn?

How much medication were te on while Scrivere Breaking Dawn?

te have actually already mentioned a few that I would have asked. Anyway..

1. Why do her Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. sparkle? Well, obviously SMeyer wanted her Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. to be different from the traditional ones but why 'sparkles'?

2. Why did Bella fall in Amore with Edward? And why did it happen so fast?

3. Do te support pedophilia?

4. How is it possible for Bella to be pregnant with a vampire? *I know SMeyer already gave her 'explanation' but I really see no sense to it (even though it's fiction)*

5. Why ruin such a great character? (Jacob in New Moon)

6. Why Renesmee? WHY???

These are the few I can think about right now. I'm pretty sure that I have più domande that that. =P

Stephenie, WHY????????

short and easy to remember :)

1. Where in the WORLD te got the name "Reneesmee" ?!?!?!?
2. WHY Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. SPARKLE ?!?!??!
3.Since when pedophilia and stalking were 'hot' ?
4. What in the world made te pubblica some crap that te wrote based on a dream of yours ? O__o

"May I punch, punzone te in the nose and tell te to get a grip and realise your libri are total crap?!!!"

*punch*

Sorry...tourettes.

"What the hell were te smoking when te can up with Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. that sparkle?"

1. Y is this book so boring
2. Wat on earth possed u to make vamps sparkle
3. Y is there no plot till the last 50 pages
4. Y is Bella so deppressed
5. Y do u suck at writing
6. Were u trying to curropt the minds of teens
7. Y r u Scrivere the book from Edwards pov couse that's like saying I can't think of anything to rite so I'll tight the same thing again
8. Y is Edward so emotinaless
9. Y r ur caracters so dull
10.ur libri r a descrass to litature

How on earth did te pass your college course on feminism?

okay hem hem
1. Do te have problems
2. Do te think its alright with the idea of phedophelia
3. Do te also agree with stalking
4. Have te ever been to a pe class?
5. if so how the bloody hell can edward produce sperm?
6. Why do te make it seem as though everyone besides the cullens that approach bella are somehwhat annoying cause they act like normal teenagers.
7. Why is the movie so bad?
8. Why didn't te even read a vampire book BEFORE te wrote a vampire book
9. Why did te give everbody happy endings and make breaking dawns ending unrealistic
10. Oh and also what drug did te use to get your publisher to actually pubblica this?
..thats what i would ask lol

Why did te ruin my life?

1. why in the world did te think twilight was a good idea

2. are te porposly trying to torcher people

What the hell do the book covers have to do with anything? An apple, a flower, a ribbon, and chess wtf?

1. Why did te turn Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. in to fairy princesses?

2. Why did te make Edward and Jacob pedophilles? Don't te know that's against the law?

3. Why did te HAVE to make the story sound so emo?

4. Why do te think that every girl needs to mary young and to someone older?

5. Why are te so stupid?

6. Why didn't te use the thesaurus?

7. Couldn't te just have ignored your "inspiring" dream and moved on?

8. Why is Bella a Mary-Sue?

9. Why did te base Bella off of yourself?

What leaves were te smoking when te decided to write a book about a wet dream te had?

everyone has asked mine but:

Why don't te accept critism for your libri and realise that some people DON'T like them?

My Questions:

>Why Jacob and Renesmee?

>Is it hard to write like The Twilight Saga?

>When doing the Twilight Saga movies, is it easy to choose the stars o the real celebs to play the characters?


That's all, I think.

:)

Stephenie Meyer, why did te made those books?

All of them, and sooooooo much more.

Ask her if she have thought about Ian Somerhalder as Ian in The Host.

1. What was with Bella's horrific pregnancy and child birth experience? What that the only way te believe te could have made those experiences meaningful?
2. Why couldn't she have dato birth to Renesmee the normal, natural way. Do te think that a vampire c-section can be construed as a cop-out against depicting women's real experiences of giving birth?
3. Why was Bella's experience of raising a child completely free of difficulty?
4. Does the fact that Bella gets everything reflect a sense of unfulfilment in your own life? Do te think it is realistic to expect that women can have everything?

1. What were te thinking?
2. Don't te realize that there are plenty of haters out there?
3. What's with te poisoning innocent teenage girls' minds?
4. Do te honestly believe that Amore at first sight even exist? I know it's fiction we're talking about, but seriously?
5. Were te on any drugs o any special medications when Scrivere out your stories?
6. How does it feel to know that real passionate readers hate te for your stupid stories?
7. Do te support feminism?
8. What's with the pedophilia and the stalking?
9. Why sparkles? WHY?
10. How did your libri even get published?
11. Why were te stealing off some originality from other amazing books, such as the names of the characters?
12. Do te know that your rabid Twilight fan don't even know how to spell online? Is it some annoying fad o some sort of secret code?
13. Do te know how many boyfriends are te hurting? They can't stand Twilight, and they would simply get dumped da their girlfriends because they're not Edward.
14. What were your fan thinking that it's better than any other piece of literature ever created? How is it better than the Bible?
15. Why do te think that your fan say that Bella is a great role model?
16. Do te how highly addictive your libri are? I'm an ex-fan and I had experience.
17. Why does Bella have to be you?
18. Did te ever noticed that your libri tend to make women highly perverted? te don't want to know what these women do when they're lonely at night.
19. Are those one of the symptoms for obsessive Twilightitis?
20. Why are your libri so badly written and so cliche?
21. Why does Bella have to repeat herself when describing Edward, especially when she does that in every other sentence?
22. Why does Bella have to be a Mary-sue and Edward a Gary-stu?
23. Did te know I wrote a declaration against your books? te should read about. I highly recommend it.
24. Why did te have to rape your thesaurus?
25. Do te think you'll still be popolare in the successivo 400 years o so?
26. Do te plan on taking Scrivere classes in the future?
27. Wouldn't it be better for te if te put your stories on fanfiction. net?
28. Do te know when this fad will end?
29. I've noticed that the names Isabella and Jacob are the most popolare baby names now. Do te see them becoming the most hated names in the future?
30. What was the purpose for Scrivere out a saga full of lusty romance with tons of plot holes had to do with a pathetic dream of yours???

I can go on all giorno if I want to.

1 Does Bella have any other interests (Edward doesn't count) apart from Leggere Wuthering Heights?
2 te do realise that there are più classes then gym and biology, right?
3 There is più to feminism then "having a choice" right? (thats her definition: so choosing to let a man abuse te is a form of feminism)
4 te know that sunshine goes threw clouds, right?
5 How can te get a papercut from wrapping paper, and even then, how do te get it to bleed without squeezing so a vampire sniffs it?
6 Have te ever had a health class?
7 Have te ever had an AIDS class? (if so, te should know that since vampire venom replaces most body liquids, Bella would've became a vampire before the honeymoon)

When is Rosalie Hale's birthday?


I always wonder what her sign is....

First, a few simple ones:

1. I read your review of The Hunger Games. Do te admit that it's better than all your Twilight libri combined? Beacuse it is.
2. I've written some crazy crap fanfictions based on dreams before, but why couldn't te just forget about 99% of that dream like normal people?

And now for the funnier ones:

3. What were te on when te made Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. sparkle?
4. Why, just WHY?!?!
5. Why couldn't te have just made them all die at the end? Now that would make a good ending! I mean, didn't the last book of The Hunger Games (Mockingjay) end that way? Didn't te say te were "obsessed" with The Hunger Games? HM?!?!
6. Why does Bella think it's OK for Edward to watch her while she sleeps? I think it's creepy.
7. What were te thinking?!?!?!?!?

1) Have te ever read a book? Because I'm not sure how te managed to miss that the plot is scattered throughout the entire book, not just the last five chapters.
2) Were te religiously home-schooled? Because there were so many mistakes that wouldn't have been there had te taken a biology class and a decent English class.
3) Why didn't te fuoco your editor for not doing her job? They are supposed to fix your mistakes, not leave them there.
4) Honestly, do te not realize the messages your sending out to young children? o do te just not care?
5) Why didn't te just leave Jacob as a werewolf? te announcing randomly that he was a shape shifter did not contribute anything to the story.
6)What does your therapist think of your delusions about love?

1.What were te smoking when te wrote this?
2.Why is Edward such a douche?
3.Why is Jacob a Pedo-Wolf?
4.Why do te Wild animali count as vegetables?
5.Why didn't Charlie get a restraining order against Edward after the Voltara mess?
6.Why did she let it become a movie?
7.Why did she mostra pat of midnight sun to Robert Patterson? (What the fuck was his name?)
8.Why didn't Bella get creeped out when Edward detto that he watched her sleep?
9.Why did she make a manga of it?