Season 1, episode 1!
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy… can’t believe the Amore of his life has returned. If only she knew who he was.
Dan: She doesn’t know me. Nobody knows me. It’s cool. It’s fine.
Serena: From last night, right? Uh, I’m… sorry about that.
Dan: te remember me? (to the Concierge) She remembers me!
Serena: So, pick me up at eight?
Dan: You’d really go out with some guy te don’t know?
Serena: Well, te can’t be worse than the guys I do know.
Serena: So te took me to meet your dad on our first date?
Dan: So this… this is a date? Ah, maybe I should have worn my...