I was out hiking in the woods with a few Friends of mine, when we all got Lost and accidentally diviso, spalato up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an ora o so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a gonna that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are te lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do te mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure te can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that te like jumping off cliffs. Are te suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I Amore the wind in my hair!
Me: If te hadn't gotten married, would te consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I Amore my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did te marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom te fell in Amore with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would te leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes te Amore someone, but then te meet someone else and Amore them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: te don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me da the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are te MAD? There's nothing più powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE te SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit te here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are te ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and te don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could te stand the orso droppings all around? And how te don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch te when te sleep?
Pocahontas: te watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would te ever agree if someone called te a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: da far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an ora o so, I sat on a stump, praying that my Friends would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some Friends I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a gonna that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are te lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do te mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure te can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that te like jumping off cliffs. Are te suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I Amore the wind in my hair!
Me: If te hadn't gotten married, would te consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I Amore my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did te marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom te fell in Amore with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would te leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes te Amore someone, but then te meet someone else and Amore them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: te don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me da the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are te MAD? There's nothing più powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE te SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit te here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are te ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and te don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could te stand the orso droppings all around? And how te don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch te when te sleep?
Pocahontas: te watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would te ever agree if someone called te a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: da far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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Considering that this is an articolo about fanpop, I thought it was best to let the fanpoppers speak for themselves and keep my commenti to a minimum.
11.Snow White
The general consensus on Snow White was that while people could connect with her kindness and enduring optimism, she is just too purist and naïve bordering on clueless for anyone to relate to.
"[I] Try to be optimistic, very caring towards animals, work hard, Amore cooking. I think people irl see me as naive too, which I dislike. I can be a bit trusting, although that's dwindled as I get older." -Audreyfreak
"We have very little...
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11.Snow White
The general consensus on Snow White was that while people could connect with her kindness and enduring optimism, she is just too purist and naïve bordering on clueless for anyone to relate to.
"[I] Try to be optimistic, very caring towards animals, work hard, Amore cooking. I think people irl see me as naive too, which I dislike. I can be a bit trusting, although that's dwindled as I get older." -Audreyfreak
"We have very little...
Their wonderful hair makes me jealous
Don Carlo
I may be a little late for this but here we go...
So I have this opinion that I don't know whether o not it's popular, but I know at one point it wasn't. Everyone is just like "oh, she's going to be horrible as Belle!" But I strongly disagree, and here is why.
People say she looks nothing like Belle, so I'm just sitting here like soooo....? She looks no less the the same as Emilie de Ravin does, and she makes a great Belle on Once Upon a Time! I get it, when people see the live action versions of these movies, they want to see the characters similar in both personality wise and design...
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So I have this opinion that I don't know whether o not it's popular, but I know at one point it wasn't. Everyone is just like "oh, she's going to be horrible as Belle!" But I strongly disagree, and here is why.
People say she looks nothing like Belle, so I'm just sitting here like soooo....? She looks no less the the same as Emilie de Ravin does, and she makes a great Belle on Once Upon a Time! I get it, when people see the live action versions of these movies, they want to see the characters similar in both personality wise and design...
