Last time on total drama island! The team came back! Courtney and Duncan kissed A LOT.
(Theme song)
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
You guys are on my mind.
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
(Whistling in tune)
Courtney woke up with a smile. Justin walked...

IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duncan's pov

It was Justin, it's like he gets up in the mornings to make my life hell. Also, he thinks my name is towel boy. Anyway that's not the shocking part; with him was Courtney, Hot Courtney from last night. I am completely sure that she was not here yesterday, at least not on my shift. I would definitely have noticed that body walking around.
Okay, here she comes. Damn she's gorgeous.
"Hi,"she said, she looks up from her bag, "Oh, I know you, you're Duncan, right?" I sort of zoned out as I looked into her onyx eyes.
"Riiiight?"
"Oh yeah,"I said, "Here's your...

Courtney's POV

I was sitting in court. No sign of Duncan. I knew he'd never take this seriously.

Judge: well since the husband is not present Im assuming full custody of your soon to be new born child goes to the defendant. Do te have the papers and the signature from your spouse.

Courtney: yes mam.

Judge: perfect, well if there are any objections to this divorce o reasons for the defendant to deny claims to the divorce.
(I have no idea what that means I just made it up.) please speak now.

Duncan: OBJECTION. what ever that means.

Judge: would someone remove him!

Duncan: wait I have something...

Courtney-

It happened. No not that I mean pregnancy. Somehow I managed to get drunk out of my mind. Then I just woke up the successivo giorno pregnant. I always speak things into existence. Man if I hadn't sent that text to mystery women maybe that wouldn't of happened. Still I can't even figure out how this would've happened I always use protection... Except for yesterday. Dang it! I still don't know how this would've happened I'm pretty sure Duncan doesn't want a baby. Wait Duncan! I forgot to tell him.

I got into the car and causally walked to the office and they let me in since I'm duncan's wife....

Duncan's pov

She sat there ready for the bad news. I couldn't bare to tell her so I made something up.

Duncan: I Amore you.

She smiled.

Courtney: I Amore te too.

She started baciare me again. We just resumed what we were doing before.

Courtneys pov

I almost made him tell me. There's gotta be a way I can make him crack. I got it! It'll take a while but I think I know how to break him. Meanwhile I was kinda enjoying this so I just un buttoned his camicia and " let him have it".

The successivo morning
Duncans pov

I woke up my hair was messy and lips kinda hurt from all that kissing. I glanced at the clock....

~Easy come.Easy Go. That's just how te live ohh take take take it all but te never give~ I stood there in my room, me and Duncan got back together but it just doesn't feel right. He took a lot of my money but won't say thanks o give me something in return. ~Should've known. te was trouble from the first kiss.Had your eyes wide open.Why were they open?~ I remembered back on TDI when we had our first kiss.It just didn't feel right.Bridgette detto she was watching and his eyes was open the whole time,well until the end of it.Everyone kept telling me he was trouble but i couldn't see through...

Vampire Diaries; Chapter 2.

".. Excuse me?" I asked, bewildered.
Duncan smirked and ran his hand through his thick hair. He then looked over at me with the same hostile look. Our eyes locked again but this time I was glaring. Anger boiled inside of me like there was no tomorrow.
"Exactly, who do te think te are?" I grimaced and stuck my finger into his ripped chest.
"That maybe a mystery from now... til forever." He smirked.
Ring.
He swiftly stood and snatched his libri gracefully. I watched intently as the most rudest boy in the universe had hurt me without knowing. I shook myself awake...

 Vampire Diaries; Chapter 1. 

 Oranges and browns. Browns and oranges. 
  I couldn't help but laugh as I fell into the big pile of arancia, arancio and brown. The oranges crunched and the browns perished into smaller browns. 
  "Enjoying yourself?" Bridgette asked. I rolled my eyes and she helped me out of the leaves. Fall was hitting Vancouver quickly. Rain was becoming più predictable and the winds were getting icy da the minute. Something that always bothered me was that I never changed. I would just be a plain pigeon in a flock in flamingos. 
 Bridgette and I started to continue our walk...

Duncan's pov
Has this really happen to me? The one i loved,the one i adored,the one i had always wanted to hold to kiss, to to take the innnocence's from then mollusco, vongola her as my own... has she really left me o is this a dream, o should i say.. nightmare..
i can't just let her get away like this. Out of all the times i detto i loved her she acted like im was telling a lie. I wish i could feel her one più time just once...

i walked down the halles to my locker. i diden't stop to talk to anybody who tried to talk to me.
I only walked with a blank look on my face. It's been like this for about 2 whole...

Unknowned pov.(but it's not that hard to figer out)

Running on the cold ground,no shoes,i liked it.I liked the way the cold ground aginst me feet felt,it reminded me of te and your icy cold pale white skin,along with your icy blue eyes that turned the color of dark blood red lustful eyes,i loved them,i loved you.So make me stop running from what im feeling,stop me from running in to someone else is arms.Do te really Amore me,or lust for me...for my blood?,if te Amore me stop me,from running,stop me from saying,i don't Amore you,stop me froming going to someone eles,stop me.

I gasped as i awoke...

It was the last box I could carry. Everything else, wasn't worth another trip back. I mean I filled up the entire truck.

This seemed like a good neighborhood, lots of nice houses. So I thought I could sposta here. I went inside my house and realized how empty it looked. My tiny stuff in a giant house. It looked like I lived alone...because I did. I think I'm gonna have to go furniture shopping.

I clasped on my coach and took a heavy breath, from carrying all those stuff. I stretched da body, and sat back up. I got up and started to pace around my house.

My house had a huge kitchen, which lead...

Courtney's POV.

RING.

RING.

RING.

"Hello?" I answered my cellphone.

" Hi Princess, do te want to watch a movie tonight?"

"Uhm Yeah, sure!"

"Okay perfect! I'll pick te up at 7:00!"

"Okay bye!"

"Bye!"

Then he hung up. I looked at my watch, and saw it was 5:00. "Shit i only have 2 hours to get dressed!" i thought to myself. I took a showr and found my preferito dress. It was a purple, short dress. I relly loved it, because it was so simple. I got dressed, and put on my make-up, and waited for Duncan. It did'nt take him so long to come.

"Hey Beautiful" He detto and gave me a hug. "Ready for the movie?"

"Sure,...

Hey, no-one else thought of doing a Shrek and DxC cross-over parody so i thought, hey, what the heck, i'll do one myself. Here's the characters in my story "Shrek: The Ogre and The Princess"

Duncan:
Shrek

Courtney:
Fiona

Heather:
The Evil Enchantress/Fairy Godmother (Filip's mother, Courtney's and Amii's step-mother)

Justin:
Prince Charming (The Evil Enchantress'/Fairy Godmothers 16 anno old son and Filip's half-brother)

DxCSweetie92 (Callie):
Roxii (Duncan's ex girlfriend, The Evil Enchantress'/Fairy Godmothers 16 anno old daughter, Prince Charmings sister and Filip's half-sister)

232dxc (Delilah):...

Five months down four to go…

I swear Courtney’s mood swings are driving me up the wall.

Like just yesterday I told her I would have to stay a couple più hours at work…

Flash back

“Courtney I have to stay a couple più hours at work today okay?”

I glanced at her while she was eating her cookie, her and her addiction to biscotti, cookie ugh…

“Why Duncan? Why do te always have to do what is best for you? What about me and the baby!?”

I sighed and rubbed my temple. She’s always like this nowadays, happy one minuto then sad o angry the other.

“I am thinking about you, we need the extra money...

"One Word....and i forgot."

"Princess seriously leave."

"You don't want me to leave I can tell."

"So? I don't care okay! Just go."

"No."

"Oh my god courtney, get over it and go HOME!"

"Wow, you're sounding like me."

"You are recitazione like a child, if te wanted to leave SO bad, well here's your chance, LEAVE!"

"Well, no, I don't want to leave."

"Why?"

"Because, I just don't, I mean it's almost five, so no reason going home, my parents probably don't care I'm gone so, yeah."

"Well, tell me teh truth te liar."

"Okay, I like your company."

"The real truth Courtney."

"It is the real truth."

"How- what is wrong...

Courtney's POV:
About five minuti after the movie got started ALL OVER again, Duncan wanted to see the whole thing, Duncan came back....great.

"What do te want Duncan?"

"I wanna see the movie princess."

"Fine this time."

"Who's the dude?"

"His name is Duncan he's my BOYFRIEND."

"Glad to know that I'm your boyfriend again princess."

"He's my boyfriend, te are just my summer fling."

"but we did get far."

"If i say yes will te jsut come in and watch the movie?"

"Okay."

"Fine yes, now get in there."

The movie went da for a WHOLE 45 minutes, without a word...then the making out scene came on. 'Great.' I...

Courtney's POV

I was slowly drifting asleep like the rest of my kids. Ethan and Alex were asleep on the plush Cioccolato carpet forming an "X", Maddie was asleep on the Amore seat, and Dani was asleep in my lap, balled up and sucking his thumb.

I slowly fluttered my eyes open, hearing semi-heavy knocking at the door. I groaned and removed Dani from my lap. I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes, not anticipating Duncan's arrival at all.

"Coming!" I called out as I walked to the door.

I raked my hands through my messy hair and did a quick breath check before opening to the door to a pair o alzavola, teal eyes greeting...

Im so sorry guys its been so long! But here is the successivo part of my best friend



I was in the ER Laying down my cuore ponding out of my chest with ashley on my left holding my hand trying not to let me get up.I didnt want to be there I wanted to be with duncan at home holding him baciare him.I miss him like hell..each is cray because he just left 20 minuti ago.

"Ok Courtney push again"

"I cant!!!! This hurts!"

"Its going to"I tarted pushing like hell i wanted to get of here as soon as i could "I can see the head keep pushing" After a few più pushes i could hear crying."congrats te have another...