Motto Suggestions:

1. I rather enjoy Thanksgiving. The turkey, the cranberry sauce. The lies, the deceit, the betrayal.

2. I'm kind of a big deal around here.

3. I'm afraid we might have to resort to something deliciously medieval.

4. I'm not in the habit of asking permission.

5. Let me assure you my charms are quite adaptable

6. As a devout feminist, I refuse to say you hit like a girl.

7. I don't do teams.

8. I always come back.

9. I believe that when you love someone and that person loves you in return you're uniquely vulnerable. They have a power to hurt you that's like nothing else.

10. The definition of the word broken suggests that something can be fixed.

11. No one hurts my family and lives. No one.

12. I will fight for my family until my last breath.