The Fast and the Furious premiered in US theaters on June 22, 2001. TFATF turns FIFTEEN years old in 2016. It can almost legally drive. *brain explodes*
So to kick off the inevitable Fast and Furious Anniversary Rewatchathon, I thought I'd do a thing for my 15 preferito quotes. Some of 'em are meaningful on down the line, some of 'em are più memorable than others, some of 'em are just funny. Anyway, my superiore, in alto 15 Citazioni from The Fast and the Furious!
#15
"You know te owe me a ten-second car, right?"
#14
"Ask any racer, any real racer. It don't matter if te win da an inch o a mile. Winning's winning."
#13
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters. Not the store, not the mortgage, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 10 secondi o less, I'm free."
#12
"The other night I had a dream that te and I were on a spiaggia in Mexico."
"Really?"
"Really."
#11
"How 'bout I race te for that sweet little ass?"
"If te want ass, why don't te hit Hollywood Boulevard. If te want an adrenaline rush, it'll be 2 large. Right here, right now. What's it gonna be?"
#10
"You break her heart, I'll break your neck."
#9
"You can't bet your dad's car."
"It's alright, I ain't losin'. This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. That way me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good."
"Well, they're gonna throw him right back in prison after he kills you."
#8
*flips car* "That's not what I had in mind."
#7
"Dear Heavenly, uh..."
"Spirit."
"Spirit. Thank you. Uh, thank te for providing us with a direct port nitrous, uh, injection, four core intercoolers and ball-bearing turbos... and... um... titanium valve springs."
"Amen."
"Not bad."
"He's prayin' to the car gods, man."
#6
"He's got no call bein' up in here, te don't know that fool for shit!"
"Vince, there was a time when I didn't know you."
"That was in the third grade!"
#5
"I think we should go out sometime."
"I don't data my brother's friends."
"Wow, that sucks. Guess I'll have to kick his ass, then."
#4
"What are te smiling about?"
"Dude, I almost had you."
#3
"What'd te put in that sandwich?"
#2
"I smell... skanks. Why don't te girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face."
#1
"Bullshit, asshole. No one likes the tuna here!"
So to kick off the inevitable Fast and Furious Anniversary Rewatchathon, I thought I'd do a thing for my 15 preferito quotes. Some of 'em are meaningful on down the line, some of 'em are più memorable than others, some of 'em are just funny. Anyway, my superiore, in alto 15 Citazioni from The Fast and the Furious!
#15
"You know te owe me a ten-second car, right?"
#14
"Ask any racer, any real racer. It don't matter if te win da an inch o a mile. Winning's winning."
#13
"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters. Not the store, not the mortgage, not my team and all their bullshit. For those 10 secondi o less, I'm free."
#12
"The other night I had a dream that te and I were on a spiaggia in Mexico."
"Really?"
"Really."
#11
"How 'bout I race te for that sweet little ass?"
"If te want ass, why don't te hit Hollywood Boulevard. If te want an adrenaline rush, it'll be 2 large. Right here, right now. What's it gonna be?"
#10
"You break her heart, I'll break your neck."
#9
"You can't bet your dad's car."
"It's alright, I ain't losin'. This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. That way me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good."
"Well, they're gonna throw him right back in prison after he kills you."
#8
*flips car* "That's not what I had in mind."
#7
"Dear Heavenly, uh..."
"Spirit."
"Spirit. Thank you. Uh, thank te for providing us with a direct port nitrous, uh, injection, four core intercoolers and ball-bearing turbos... and... um... titanium valve springs."
"Amen."
"Not bad."
"He's prayin' to the car gods, man."
#6
"He's got no call bein' up in here, te don't know that fool for shit!"
"Vince, there was a time when I didn't know you."
"That was in the third grade!"
#5
"I think we should go out sometime."
"I don't data my brother's friends."
"Wow, that sucks. Guess I'll have to kick his ass, then."
#4
"What are te smiling about?"
"Dude, I almost had you."
#3
"What'd te put in that sandwich?"
#2
"I smell... skanks. Why don't te girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face."
#1
"Bullshit, asshole. No one likes the tuna here!"