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your mum is so fat when she stands on the arcobaleno she makes skittles

ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-

Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack

Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down

Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke

Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning

You were so ugly at birth,...
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Ok this is my lista of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned da 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did te run your last race?" and the secondo one said,"How did te win the race?" the runner detto 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes te say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked te out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if te were locked in a Cibo Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
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