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That fucking motherchucker! That hot, cheating, scarf wearing, spoiled, womanizing, scumbag, basstard! Blair’s mind flashed with all the possible ideas on how to murder him in a painful, excruciating way. Her eyes flicked and flamed with burning rage and jealousy starring at Chuck’s LCD cell phone screen filled with girl’s cell phones numbers and old text messages. All of the texts dating not too long ago, one of them was even yesterday! Most of the texts to different girls detto on the lines of..
My suite, in 10.
o ..
te feisty girl
OR…
I loved it when your tongue--
Blair snapped the phone close before Leggere the rest. She didn’t want to gag even more. Just a few hours fa she was expressing how much he meant to her. Physically. She stiffened, actually it was a bit verbally too since she had whispered some pretty intriguing stuff to him.
She shut her eyes firmly shaking her head asking herself, how could te get so swept up in him Blair? te knew he was going to hurt te sooner o later. But te didn’t stop because te loved h--
No she thought. She shook her head some more. Her cuore sank down to her pity gut. te could say she was furious at him, but to be honest she wasn’t as mad as she expected. Instead, she was miserable. She felt as if someone actually broke her cuore literally, and it just stopped working. Her stomach felt too full but at the same time too empty. She felt fat compared to the girls that Chuck had chosen instead of her. But felt the emptiness, as if there was no longer farfalle flying in her stomach. Okay, maybe there still was, but it was almost as if someone had clipped their wings, holding them back. She actually thought that he lov-, actually cared for her.
A tear slowly slipped down her porcellana, in porcellana cheek. She got her hand wiping it away fiercely. She sucked in the cool morning air inhaling and exhaling slowly.
No, he was not going to do this to her. I am Blair Waldorf, I am Blair Waldorf, and Blair Waldorf doesn’t cry over a Bass. Especially Chuck Bass. Blair Waldorf fights, plots, and makes revenge. Just like someone she knows…. She shook her head again for the 100th time. If he wanted to play this game, then go right ahead, he just had no idea who he was messing with. This was Blair Waldorf and Blair Waldorf always wins.

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“And B, how are te exactly going to get revenge?” Serena whispered in the breezy musty air. Everyone was still asleep except for the two best Friends who were having a sister to sister pep talk.
“I haven’t decided yet” Blair sighed.
“But I did program 50 random guys on my phone.” Blair smirked holding up her phone.
“B, how do te even know 50 random guys phone numbers?” Serena asked looking through her contacts.
“And who the hell is Jacob?” Serena asked baffled.
Blair laughed. “Oh S, te are too blonde. No, I just programmed random names and numbers.”
Serena quirked her eyebrows, ignoring the blonde remarked and flicked her blond hair around her shoulders.
“I mean, is that you’re revenge? Just getting random guys phone numbers to make him jealous?”
“Of course not S. This is just the start. I need something to really get to him.” Blair laughed wickedly.
Right at the perfect timing as usual, Dan yawned calling for Serena.
“Serena?” Dan mumbled.
Serena lit up, and smiled.
“Morning Dan.”
“What are te and wicked witch of west doing?” Dan smirked.
Serena turned to Blair expecting to hear some nasty remark. But instead she grinned mischievously starring at Dan. Serena immediately caught this.
“B, you’re not thinking to--”
“Oh yes I am, it’s perfect.” Blair smirked starring at Dan.
“Serena………..what is she…going to do?” Dan asked slightly nervous.
“Humphrey, how would te like to be in my latest scheme.”
“No way, am I being dragged into whatever this is!” Dan protested.
“Awe come on Humphrey, if te help me on this, I’ll make sure te will win this contest. I’ll kick basso out within a week top.” Blair smirked.
“Really?” Dan asked giving this a secondo thought.
Blair nodded.
“All te need to do is to be a little più nice to me, and da nice I mean more…like a gentlemen escorting its lady.” If that’s possible.” Blair added mumbling.
“Wait, what, Serena?” Dan asked completely clueless.
Blair huffed. Dan was completely clueless. He had no ideas on how schemes work. He was an anmature. This was defiantly going to be harder then she thought.
“She wants te to make nice gestures,,,, compliment her.” Serena translated.
“Oh…” Dan said, finally understanding.
“Great, so do we have a deal then? te do that and I’ll make sure te win this contest?” Blair asked.
“I don’t know…Serena and I are..”
“UGH for gods sake it’s not like we’re going to make out o anything. PLEASE.” Blair huffed annoyed.
“And Serena doesn’t haven’t a problem with it, it’s just a few nice gestures. And all te have to do is follow my lead. Cabbage Patch it isn’t rocket science.” Blair rolled her eyes.
“Serena…?”
Serena nodded slowly. “I guess so, Dan like te detto te really need the money and ---”
“Oh, and here, check what that asshole sent you’re mom on you‘re phone.” Blair interrupted her as she chucked Serena’s cell phone to her face.
Mom, it was me who broke your lamp and threw the out of control party, Chuck was the one who tried to stop it. Chuck was just trying to be a good brother.-Serena.
“WHAT THE HELL?! THAT MOTHERCHUCKER!” Serena yelled outrage.
“I did not write that! That little scumbag took my phone and had the nerve to write that Unbelievable lie to my own mother!. HE WAS THE ONE WHO THREW THAT PARTY! UGH AND HE EVEN LENT MY camicia AND UNDERWEAR TO SOME GIRL!” Serena screamed.
“SHH!” Blair shushed.
“So are te in o not?” Blair raised her perfectly arched eyebrow.
Dan looked over at Serena, her face red and daggers filling her eyes.
“You better get him good B.” Serena finished.

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Chuck closed the car door after coming in from the gang’s bathroom break and placed a hand on Blair’s right thigh.
“DON’T TOUCH ME!” Blair screamed diving her sharp heel in his foot.
“OWW Waldorf! What the hell is your problem today?!” Chuck demanded rubbing his foot.
“Oh nothing.” Blair spat simply.
“Doesn’t seem like nothing.” Chuck scoffed.
Serena rolled her eyes in disgust.
“Oh here B, someone called for te earlier.” Serena lied throwing her cell towards her.
“Oh really?” Blair smiled innocently catching her phone and scrolling down her contacts.
Chuck casually leaned over taking a peak at the million guy names that filled her screen.
“Bass! Stop lurking.” Blair demanded, holding in her smirk.
“I wasn’t. But why the hell do te have a billion new guy names on your phone. Before te only had 23.” Chuck detto jealousy creeping over his face.
“No I didn’t I - wait, how the hell do te know I had 23 before?!” Blair demanded getting ready to slam his foot yet once again.
“Well I-”
Before he could answer Blair struck her heel and squished it back and forth on his left foot.
“JESUS WALDORF! te could of at least let me explain!” Chuck hissed crying in pain.
“And maybe successivo time not on the same foot!” Chuck winced.
She slammed her foot down on his right foot this time just like he wished.
“Satisfied?” Blair barked.
Serena busted out laughing. Watching the two married like couple was better then watching television.
“Shut up blondie!” Chuck demanded.
Blair grinded up her heel on his foot for the millionth time.
“Don’t talk to my best friend like that.” Blair demanded.
“You know if there’s blood, I’m not hesitant in suing you.” Chuck said.
“So sue me.” Blair spat.
Blair scrolled down her phone stopping at the name Jacob.
“So S, wasn’t Jacob so lovely?” Blair smiled fluttering her eyelashes.
“Wait, who is--” Serena stopped in her tracks remembering about the plan.
“Oh,, OHHH,,,,oh my gosh, yes B! He is defiantly a keeper.” Serena smiled.
Chuck’s eyes went on flames. Who the hell was Jacob?
“I know he is! He’s a total romantic, AND he is the sweetest thing on the planet.” Blair gushed.
“Sounds disgusting.” Nate said.
“Excuse me Nate?” Blair demanded as Chuck started laughing.
“Well, I mean he sounds too perfect.” Nate detto shrugging his shoulders.
“Yeah he does Waldorf. Sounds like te just added these random guy’s names on your phone.” Chuck laughed.
Blair was furious, this wasn’t suppose to be like this. Blair’s eyes met Serena’s exchanging a pleading look for help. Serena just nodded.
“Shut up Chuck, I met him, and he is such a hot, sweet guy then you‘d ever be.” Serena defended Blair.
“Right of course let me just call him then.” Chuck detto grabbing her phone, pressing call.
“NO!” Blair screamed frantically grabbing the phone from Chuck, but it was too late it was already ringing the number.
“Let’s see te talk to him.” Chuck smirked.
She sighed and looked over to Serena.
“Fine Basshole.” She said.
Please let a man pick up at least she prayed to herself.
“Hello?” A young male picked up. The voice sounded as it was in its early teens.
Relief washed over her.
“Hi honey,,,, it’s me.” Blair detto nervously.
Chuck just perked his eyebrows amused while Serena was fidgeting in her seat.
“Excuse me? Michelle is that you?” The boy asked.
“I know! I just wanted to thank te for all those presents te gave me.” Blair detto faking a smile at Chuck.
The young boy was in shock. This women sounded like an experience older women. Without another thought he took this opportunity to mostra his “moves” and look più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento to his Friends standing around him.
“Oh, I see where this is going. How many times did we get to know each other last night?” The boy asked smarmily.
Blair was just holding the phone to her ear in complete shock to his reply. She held her tongue back from gagging.
“Oh te are too sweet!” Blair stated enthuastically.
“Let’s meet up at my place later.” The boy detto delight rising over him.
“Thanks sweetie! I’ll talk to te later.” Blair detto quickly shutting the phone.
Chuck wasn’t sure if he should be jealous of this, o laughing his head off at Blair’s over exaggerated fake responses.
Blair turned her head around facing Chuck.
“Sweet guy.” She detto simply.
“Yeah I could see that.” Nate detto holding back a smile while Blair gave him a disgusted face.
“Shut up.” She snapped slouching back in her sede, sedile plotting for her successivo revenge.

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“UGGH! I really hate te both.” Nate snapped at Chuck and Blair all of a sudden.
“What the hell Archibald? For what?” Chuck asked.
“For te and brownie pouring all that water on my hair. Now I can’t even get my hair to look normal.” Nate detto in disgust fixing his hair.
“Good thing I bought this while on my bathroom break.” Nate detto holding up a blue container that detto “Hair Gel XTREME hold”
Blair and Serena both started cracking up as Nate rolled his eyes.
Nate stuck his two fingers in the container and began rubbing and swiping it on his hair.
“UGH. This gel is a piece of crap.” Nate detto frustrated rubbing his fingers through his hair.
“Calm down Nathaniel. te just don’t know how to do it. Give me it.” Chuck detto passing his way to the front seat.
“It’s easy, I do this every day.” Chuck detto scooping up a massive clump of gel in his hands.
“No way Chuck are te touching me.” Nate detto moving away from him.
“Please, I know how to do this. Trust me Nathaniel.”

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“CHHHUUUUCKKK!!!!” Nate screeched at his best friend.
Serena, Blair and Dan were just rolling on their seats laughing in pain.
“WHAT?!” Chuck yelled.
“MY HAIR!!” Nate snapped.
“What?!! It’s fine! It looks even better then before!” Chuck defended.
“CHUCK! I LOOK LIKE YOU!!” Nate cried starring at the reflexion of his slick back Chuck look alike hair.
“What? No…” Chuck detto in denial. “You look fine.” Chuck defended.
“Are te kidding me?! He looks like a grandpa!” Blair laughed hysterically.
“Shut it Waldorf.”
Blair held in her giggles as so did Serena and Dan.
Nate tried to fix his hair back into shape da shaking his fingers through it.
“Eww, it doesn’t even come out Chuck. I’m stuck like te forever.” Nate whined.
Chuck ignored the last comment. “Well that’s what te get when te choose XTREME hold.”
Nate just scowled.
“Look what te did Chuck!” Serena laughed.
“My dear step sister, te should appreciate me più often.” Chuck said.
“And why is that?” Serena asked still laughing.
“Because I told Lily that I was the one who started the party.” Chuck lied.
Serena immediately stopped laughing as her cheeks burned in flames. How can he have the nerve to lie to her in front of her own face!!? She was about to ring his neck off, when she saw Blair. She took a deep breath.
“Oh really? That….was….truly..sweet of you……compared to how revolting te usually are.” Serena detto trying her best to sweet talk him.
Chuck just smirked, “No problem sis.”
Serena glared at Dan for the signal.
Dan just sighed and told himself….I need it for the money…it’s for the money…
“Blair!” He bit his lip trying to think of what to say next.
“I…I….think..I think you’re hair smells really nice.” Dan detto nervously.
Blair smirked at his attempt.
“Why thank te Daniel. Would te like to smell it?” Blair grinned starring back at Chuck, whose fists were clenching up like rocks.
“Ummm…” Dan started starring at Serena’s approval nod.
“Sure.” He detto leaning inoltrare, avanti sniffing her hair near her neck.
“Humphrey don’t te have a girlfriend, whose in this car right now?” Chuck spat.
“Chuck! It’s not his fault my hair smells good.” Blair shot back.
“In your dreams Waldorf.” Chuck lied. Dammit. She probably could see right through him. He loved her hair. It fondere, c'era un odore exactly like he always imagined it, vanilla and strawberries.
“Mhmm.” Dan detto trying his best to sound real.
“It smells like……apples…” He detto simply.
“My god Cabbage Patch do te need to get your nose checked? It’s vanilla and strawberries!” Chuck barked.
Blair just quirked her plucked eyebrows at him amused and waiting to launch her plan further.
“Really Bass? No, I think it does smell like apples. Smell.” She detto her neck coming closer to his nose.
“Sniff.”
He inhaled, yes, and of course he was right, it fondere, c'era un odore like vanilla and strawberries. The sensation her hair brought to him was unspeakable.
Just as he was about to inhale a secondo time she quickly flipped her hair in his face and went back to talk to Dan. Chuck’s nostrils flared. Why the hell was she doing this? What happened to last night?
“Um, Blair te have pretty eyes too.” Dan said.
“Thanks Daniel, te too. You’re eyes looks like…um…” Blair started getting closer to his brown eyes. It looked, like, to be honest brown. She took a quick glimpse at Chuck’s sexy dark Cioccolato smouldering eyes and sighed because she knew there was no comparison to his.
“Umm, it looks brown.” Blair said.
“Thanks….” Dan detto confused.
“What is this, be nice to the poor day?!” Chuck detto outraged.
“CHUCK!” Blair defended Dan.
Chuck sat there in shock as he heard Blair defend Dan.
“Serena aren’t te going to say anything to lonely boy?” Chuck asked baffled.
She gave a slight shrug hiding in her smile of getting Chuck pissed and jealous.
“They’re just recitazione nice.”
Chuck couldn’t believe this, then suddenly he saw Dan whisper something into Blair’s ear.
“STOP FLIRTING WITH MY GIR-”
Everyone whipped around at him.
“Gir…Grilled cheese sandwich.” Chuck detto quickly.
“What?” All of them said.
Blair hid her disappointed face that was rising on her face. Her cuore sunk. Serena spotted her grieved friend.
“Never mind.” He mumbled. He caught Blair’s saddened eyes. It struck his cuore bad. He wanted her so badly, but was pushing her away at the same time. Why? Because he was afraid. Stupidly afraid.
Nate just shook his head. He just wanted to shake them both from all of their games that they played to each other that hurt one another so badly. If they just got rid of all the schemes then maybe it would be better.
But…..then…. it wouldn’t be Chuck and Blair.
Blair felt her cuore tear up into a million pieces. She felt her eyes started to burn and sting as she blinked back the hopeless tears that were forming. She didn’t want to look at him. If she did, then he would know he had won. She pushed her head into Dan’s chest taking him and herself da surprise. She wrapped her arms around him as if she was hugging him. But really, she was hiding her face from looking vulnerable and hopeless. Dan could feel her warm breath sucking in the enclosed air as she was trying to be strong. Dan never in his lifetime would imagine Blair Waldorf like this, and especially in his chest holding back her own tears. He honestly felt sorry for her, his cuore washing over him as he stroked her back. Serena gave Dan a sympathetic sad smile mouthing the words thank you.
Chuck just watched Dan stroke Blair’s back in a rhythmic motion. te would think that Chuck would probably beat up Dan for even laying a finger on her. But this time it didn’t matter. He knew that Blair was trying to be strong. He knew he hurt her. He knows he wants to kill himself for making her hurt like this. And that is why he didn’t kill Dan Humphrey for hugging Blair, because she needed someone to be there for her right now, and it just couldn’t be him.

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The car had been quiet for awhile. Actually a long time. Everyone’s eyes were firmly closed dosing off.
Everyone was finally asleep, except for Blair. Who was wide awake. She felt numb and motionless. It’s funny that the whole point of this was to make Chuck miserable, but it actually back fired on her making herself miserable once again. Suddenly she felt a slight nudge on her arm, to her surprise it was Dan.
“Hey” He whispered.
“Hey…”She whispered back her eyes still closed.
“Are you….um…are…you….”
“Okay?” Blair scoffed.
“No.”
He didn’t know how to respond. Should he be comforting her? What if she lashed back at him. This wasn’t his job….but he knew it was the right thing to do.
“You know he loves you.” Dan detto as he closed his eyes.
Blair didn’t say anything. He took that as a yeah right.
“No, really. I can see it. I see the way his eyes shine as he hears te laugh, the way his fists clenches up when he sees me touching you, the way he --”
“You’re not into Chuck basso too are you?” Blair laughed slightly.
Dan just smiled.
“He loves you.”
“And how do te know that?”
“Because, I see the way he looks at you, just like the way I look at Serena.”
Blair smiled slightly.
“You really Amore her, don’t you?” Blair asked.
“More then te can ever think of.”
“Good, because she loves te too.” Blair whispered.
There was silence.
“Humphrey?”
“Hm..?”
“I’m not going to start being all nice to te now, te know.”
He laughed.
“I know.”

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“Humphrey.” Chuck whispered to the sleeping Dan.
“Cabbage-Patch?”
“Brooklyn?”
“Lonely Boy?”
“HUMPHREY!” He yelled in his ear waking him up.
“WHHA….what?” Dan yelled annoyed rubbing his sleepy eyes.
“Is there a reason why te are waking me up?” Dan asked closing his eyes.
“No.” Chuck lied.
“Okay, goodnight then.” Dan mumbled rolling to the side, his back facing Chuck.
Chuck huffed, “Humphrey, I…I just wanted…to say….thanks…”
Dan immediately shot up.
“Excuse me?” Dan detto surprised.
“I…um, I detto thanks.” Chuck mumbled.
“And don’t te dare make me say that again.” Chuck added.
“For what?” Dan asked still completely clueless.
“You know, for,,,,being there for Blair. BUT I still don’t forgive te for flirting with her in front of me and Serena.” Chuck growled.
Dan chuckled.
“Shut up Humphrey.”
“Chuck, I wasn’t flirting with her. It was her idea to make te jealous.” Dan said.
“What? For what? I didn’t know she would even steep that low flirting with you.” Chuck detto confused.
“Um, thanks. But no, something about revenge. Something about seeing some texts on your phone.” Dan revealed.
“What?” Chuck asked quickly pulling out his phone. His face immediately changed colour.
“Oh. That.” He mumbled.
“Yeah.” Dan said.
“You know, If te really want to be with her, then te shouldn’t be flirting with other girls.” Dan stated.
“Shut up Brooklyn. I don’t need relationship advice, especially from you.” Chuck snapped frustrated.
“Whatever Bass, I’m just saying she really loves you.” Dan said.
Chuck smiled a bit.
“I know, and I know…I…. I just keep screwing things up.” Chuck sighed rubbing his temples staring up to the ceiling.
“Well te could always just mostra her, she’s the only one te want.” Dan suggested.
Chuck smirked closing his eyes.
“Obviously Humphrey. I‘m working on it.”
Dan grinned and closed his eyes as well.
“Thanks Cabbage Patch.”
“No problem Bass.”
They sat there thinking for a minuto before Chuck interrupted the silence.
“Oh and Humphrey. Don’t expect me to be all nice to te now.”
Dan just chuckled. These two were truly perfect soul mates, and yet half of the time they never knew.
“I know, I know.”

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And that’s it for this chapter. I wasn’t quite sure where I should stop at, but I decided to stop at a Dan/Blair/Chuck moment<3
Hopefully it wasn’t too boring this chapter. And I’m really sorry about not updating it sooner, I was crammed with tons and TONS of homework and tests YUCK=(
Thanks again for reading.
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