OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire fan (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...

Here is an 5 Part Essay wriiten da someone on livejournal that proves Edward isnt abusive.
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I have been having feelings of guilt off and on about shipping Edward and Bella. I'm sure the majority of us Twilight fan of have heard about the accusations of Edward being an abusive boyfriend. The accusers are able to back it up with proof of certain behaviors that count as abuse that te can read off of a red flag list. What they refuse to do though is look at the big picture. All they see is the surface and refuse to ask why. They even go to such far...

Everyone knows Rowling and Meyer's stance on fanfiction and the fact both writers have dato a thumbs up of sorts. However, there is something I don't think either one of them would of approve of and it involves those Reading the Books a lot of people are supposedly writing. I say supposedly Scrivere because copying from another persons work is not Scrivere unless te are quoting under fair use. And boy... every single Leggere the libri I've come across is not in fair use and constitutes plagiarism. I know how to write one that doesn't constitute plagiarism, but I'll save that until the end.

One...

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell te that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When Leggere them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

I've read plenty of arguments stating that Bella cigno is anything but a normal teenager. But, if we skip the whole Supernatural Amore triangolo part of the series (Which, granted, is most of it) the domanda remains: Is Bella cigno a normal teenager?

Lets take a look at the average teenager. più often than not, teenagers are stubborn, make bad choices, and consider themselves the center of the universe. I'm not intending to insult anyone here, this is what I have observed. We don't do it all the time though, other times we can be selfless, make great choices, and happy. We also sometimes go through...

I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but più often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. go to high school?”, o “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, o can be logically theorized. These are usually followed da “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, o “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, o my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...

Before te start reading, I'd like to say this is my personal opinion. Maybe I'm wrong. If I am, I'd appreciate te don't get mad because I don't like fighting. It wasn't meant to be rude, mean o hurtfull to anybody.

For me Twilight was too easy to read. I could predict what would happen and the plot was too easy. The thing is, the plot isn't bad. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. exist, that's cool. te know one, yes, very cool. But the way Stephenie Meyer introduces it, how she developed her characters, how she modeled the vampire species, that is where Twilight gets people annoyed. It represent the iceburg that...

Voldemort is notorious for his fear of death. To avoid death, he is willing to kill innocent people and destroy his very soul.

Now, everyone with any sense knows that Bella is a Mary Sue, and Stephenie Meyer desperately wants to be Bella. I even personally know quite a few Twilight fan who realize and accept this. And what does Bella want? She wants to become a vampire.

Here is some commonly known knowledge about Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. (according to Meyer):

-Kill innocents for survival
-Practically immortal
-Possibly lose their souls, though this is not known for sure

We see Voldemort killing innocents for survival....

These are the weirdest, saddest Twilight defenses on the planet. *NOTE: I have nothing against reasonable Twilight fans, but ones like this? *facepalm*

Tiwlite deost scuk jew bichezz!!!!!1!!” twilite iz da beste buck i hav evar red in mi lief!!!! so wat if inot have red so maney bks in my lief!! i actualey hav ay lieff and bukks hapen to b four peeple wizout eny frends!!!!!!!1111 sou dant juzt PRUVVEZ hou gud twilit iz!!!!!!!!! adn anuzer ding i am sexteen not twelve adn i reeli LUVE TWAILITE wish usst PRUVVEZ it iz four mature, enteliggent peepolnot like hary poter dat is juzt four lusers...

Lesson 1: PROPS!!! Lots and lots of props!




Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me props for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way te verbally attack Twilight fans. The way te threatened their lives da tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb da limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”


Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me props for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair,...

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....

My domanda is Is anyone alse tired of this "HP vs Twilight" things??
Because it is driving me crazy..

First of all I need to say I Amore THEM BOTH so much!! I think HP was extremely original I grew up with it and I looove it.. and Twilight is so romantic, I mean, could they be più crazy about each other?? (NOPE!!), and I looove it too!! (L) =]

However one thing is true:
Most twilight fan ARE crazy, annoying, funny, scary, etc.. being one I talked to many and some were really funny (they actually believed they were going to marry Edward) and others really scared me (because I loved HP too they...

This is just a draft. We've been working on it, but we want to see how te guys react to it so far. We both plan to explain each point further, but we want to know what else te guys want to see addressed.




Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a domanda a bit fa asking what bothers te about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.
(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if te haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, te probably shouldn’t read this)

First, we’ll address te...

Twihards o Rabid fan (thats obsessive Twilight fans, all of you): Don't read this. I don't want to get mauled o drowned.
I apologize for any spelling o grammar errors.
Don't get me wrong- I like Twilight just fine. However, many parts of it really annoyed me. Here are my reasons why I liked Harry Potter better.

1. Characters.
Lets compare:
Lead female role in HP: Hermione Granger. Flaws: a bit nerdy, Know-it-all, and Bossy. Good traits: Stood up for herself (as well as think for herself), worked against racism (for house-elves), was loyal to Harry at all times, and didn't try to kill herself...

Hey, I was originally going to put this in the commenti section of a 'picks' question, but I realized it was too long so I put it here.

This is what I think, about the crap they call the 'Twilight Saga'. A book based on an author's wet dreams and hopes.

Twilight- Who? WHO FALLS IN Amore AFTER SEEING A PERSON THREE TIMES IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE?! Plus, I'll summarize the entire book.

It's like-
Bella: Oh Edward, te hate me.
Edward: No I Amore you
Bella: te Amore me?
Edward: Stay away from me.
Bella: Stay away from you?
Edward: Just stay with me. I mean, it was obvious I wanted te from the start, wasn't...

A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight o duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...

Twilight o Harry Potter? That's all I see here. And here are some "reasons" each of us came up with.
NOTE: I'm a HP fan, nothing against Twilight though.

Twilight
•Edward is hot.
ME: Umm...not really to me...wait..books o movies?
•JK Rowling failed at love.
ME: Lily Evans gave her life for Harry, and lots more.
•It has a Amore triangle.
ME: Well...HP has Amore triangles too. Hermione, Lavender, Ron. Harry, Ginny, Cho. Cho, Harry, Cedric. Severus, Lily, James. And LOADS more.
•Harry Potter is only about a fairy tale. It has a boy who raises a stick in the air and never dies.
ME: Well...vampires...

1. When a twilight fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all domande about twilight that te can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book segnala on the most boring libri of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that te hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible autore and her libri make want to poke...

(NOTE: ALl OF THESE ARE JOKES. SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THEM. OK?)

1: Alice goes to Hogwarts and gets a "T" in Divination.

2: Cho and Bella become BFFs over tè and biscuits. (After all they both dated the same guy)

3: Edward takes up Irish-Dancing as a hobby.

4: Bella stars in "Yogi Bear"

5: Esme gets nominated for Mother of the Year. She loses to Marge Simpson.

6: Jacob Black gets picked on for being skinny.

7: The entire Cullen family are mistaken for extras in "Diary of a Wimpy Kid"

8: Jasper gets eaten da a giant marsh-mellow.

9: Edward becomes the new model for "New Look"

10: Rese-thingy (You know....

Please Remember that this is a opinion, if te don;t like it fine but please be civil about it

I have just watched Remember Me staring Robert Pattinson and I was blown away! Seeing him only in Twilight and Harry Potter which was only for a few moments at a time, i was not expecting much from him. I was pretty much expecting the same boring, lifelessness he gives as Edward. Was i WRONG.

He is a decent actor, I think he could go far with his actin carer. I'm not going to give anything away but in this movie Pattinson showed me that te should not base an actors recitazione on just one film.

I am not...