Ways to piss off Lord Voldemort!
1) Steal his wand and tell him Nagini ate it.
2) Whenever he speaks to you, bow low and say, "Yes, sensei."
3) Replace your Death Eater mask with a Dark Vader mask & insist that, "Tom....I am your father."
4) Sign him up as a kindergarten teacher.
5) Tell him Dumbledore has a ring like his.
6) Tell him te are worried that his obsession with Harry Potter isn't healthy, & he should just confess his Amore for him.
7) Skip around Malfoy Manor rapping as loud as te can, "H to the A to the R to the R to the Y, what does that spell? HARRY!"
8) Follow him around all day, Canto Somewhere over the Rainbow.
9) Dye all his robes sunny yellow.
10) Ask him what's his preferito type of flower.
11) During the most important & serious Death Eater meeting, dress up in a ball toga, abito while Draco wears a tuxedo, and start dancing in the middle of a meeting and grab all the death eaters; one da one; to dance with te guys
12) Hide under Voldemort's letto and start screaming your head off in the middle of the night
13) Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes
14) Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
15) Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?
16)Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime te think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'
17)Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colori and glitter.
18)Tell him te think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'
19) Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.' (This one is my FAVORITE!)
20) Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful
1) Steal his wand and tell him Nagini ate it.
2) Whenever he speaks to you, bow low and say, "Yes, sensei."
3) Replace your Death Eater mask with a Dark Vader mask & insist that, "Tom....I am your father."
4) Sign him up as a kindergarten teacher.
5) Tell him Dumbledore has a ring like his.
6) Tell him te are worried that his obsession with Harry Potter isn't healthy, & he should just confess his Amore for him.
7) Skip around Malfoy Manor rapping as loud as te can, "H to the A to the R to the R to the Y, what does that spell? HARRY!"
8) Follow him around all day, Canto Somewhere over the Rainbow.
9) Dye all his robes sunny yellow.
10) Ask him what's his preferito type of flower.
11) During the most important & serious Death Eater meeting, dress up in a ball toga, abito while Draco wears a tuxedo, and start dancing in the middle of a meeting and grab all the death eaters; one da one; to dance with te guys
12) Hide under Voldemort's letto and start screaming your head off in the middle of the night
13) Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes
14) Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
15) Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?
16)Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime te think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'
17)Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colori and glitter.
18)Tell him te think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'
19) Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.' (This one is my FAVORITE!)
20) Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful
Its going to be called "The magical realms collection" For Harry Potter fan there is going to be: Voldemort and Dumbledore ones!!
There is also gonna be Aslan and the White witch from Narnia and Nanny Ogg and Rincewald ones from Terry Pratchett's book Discworld.
There are also going to be Arthurian Legends ones of morgan le Faye and Merlin !
I have also found out that the UK is getting a Harry Potter atraction (about time too, right?)
however it won't have rides, Hogwarts ect like the one in Florida !*sigh* (And there hasn't been alot of information relesed about it !)
Just a bit of News some of te might like to read!And i realize it isn't completely HP related!
(so please no rude o offensive commenti please,thank te xxx)