America and England: *Playing rock guitars*
Italy: *joins in with his drums*
America, England, and Italy: *playing their instruments*
Russia: *walks in holding his lead pipe* I admit that in the past I’ve been a nasty *smiles* they weren’t kidding when they called me kind of strange *looks at all the nations behind him and in front of him* but you’ll find that nowadays I’ve mended all my ways! Repented seen the light and made a change! *smirks* and I fortunately know a little secret! It’s a talent that I always have possessed! And here lately please don’t laugh I’ve used on behalf...

China: Shot through the cuore and you're to blame
darling te give Amore a bad name!
England: * begins to play rock guitar*
Italy: *begins to play drums*
China: an angle's smile is what te sell te promise me heaven then put me through hell! Chains of Amore got a hold on me when passion's a prison te can't break free! ooooh you're a loaded gun...yeah
Russia: ooooh there's nowhere to run no one can save me the damage is done! shot through the heart
and you're to blame te give Amore a bad name!
Holy Roman Empire and Chibitalia: bad name!
Russia: I play my part and te play your game te give Amore a...

China’s point of view

I flinched as Russia threw me onto his letto “okay China! Get ready to become one da?” Russia detto happily removing his cappotto and shoes and Gloves making me gulp “Don’t be scared China” Russia detto placing his cold hands on my chin that grew warmer. “Why shouldn’t I be scared aru?” I asked in a shakily manner “because…” he detto grabbing me and removing my clothes “because…well…I-I Amore te China…I have not been able to say that to te in a very long time…” Russia detto blushing slightly making me also blush but smirk. “Really?…W-well...

Lithuania’s point of view

I was walking to open the door and screamed once I saw a figure that was covered in blood and smelled of fear, love, sweat, and hatred then I finally calmed down when I recognized that the figure that had all these mixed scents and was coated with blood was Russia. “Quick Russia. Come in sir” I detto stepping aside instantly Russia stumbled in and slid down onto the divano holding his pipe, something about how he was recitazione bothered me usually I would get a “hello Lithuania!” and then Russia would walk in asking us where his vodka is but he remained silent and...

I was staring at America as he spoke “Okay! Now we have to decide on what to do to try to defeat the axis powers!” America screamed “Russia! Do te have any ideas?” he detto turning to look at me “oh! Okay first we kidnap Giappone and Italy then challenge Germany to fight us if he wants his Friends back and then-” yet I was cut off as America questioned England. “Yea nice plan Russia okay England tell us your part of the plan!” America screamed “well-” England started “Never! That plan sucks! We’ll fail if we go along with your plan!” he detto “WHAT!? te didn’t even...

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*sips vodka*

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Im really sorry guys its just, I took the “who’s your Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia husband” test, and every time I took it I got Russia! So I was just in the mood for Scrivere a fanfic so here go’s



    You searched through the vinyl records that Austria had dato te as a gift and picked out your preferito one, te walked over to the record player and turned on a quiet, classical tune. te began to swing, side to side; te closed your eyes and began pretend te were dancing with a partner. The Musica has a very waltzy feel to it, something te just couldn’t help, but dance to. te began...

Russia stood back to back with China as all the evil Russia and China clones shuffled around them then all of a sudden all the clones began to part as a shadowed figure walked through them then the shadowed figure stopped and laughed "obvisiously Russia and China I plain old think that te should give up" England detto as he lifted his head "besides te don't want to go to bloody hell te damn wankers". England lifted his hand and threw dark purple dust on the ground suddenly another Russia and China appered out of the ground head first then they began to pull them selves up and soon they stood...