Zar: I'm not going. Fluke is an asshole who ruins relationships?

Ambronite: Just be happy for them! All you have to do is sit through the ceremony and then we can get the free food and leave...

Xerrin: Weddings are stupid.

Zar: Fluke is stupid! And you know what else? Spoon is stupid too!

Ambronite: What? Spoon is so nice!

Zar: doesn't matter. She's still stupid. No smart and self-respecting girl would marry a guy who's cheating on her with another guy and not care. Like, what the fuck is that. If I knew my soon-to-be husband was ceasing on me, especially with a guy, I would end it! And then she thinks it's funny?! What a dumb fucking bitch....

Ambronite: Well that's true...but it's still not nice to call her that!

Zar: Whatever. I'm just here for the free food. I hope Zag isn't here. I'm not ready to talk about what happened yet.